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Hedonist Bear
@hedonistbear.bsky.social
‼️18+ only. Wholesome, but still a smut account‼️
Your favorite fun-sized hairy homo. I'm here for fuzzy faces, gym motivations, cigars, frisky bits, and jocks.
Partnered. Geeky. Educated. Flirty. He/Him
Palm Springs based, midwest raised.
Blank? Blocked.
Pinned
"How can I Help?" Is a common question as of late.
So... let's start with those who already are putting in the work and can enable further assistance.
I've compiled several orgs and will pin this post. Please use the comments below to check and verify.
Donate. Volunteer. We can help those in need.
Blue (jock) Monday
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I refuse to become numb to the atrocities taking place but, damn, balancing my mental well being from it still isn't easy
January 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
🖤🖤🖤
Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
A little more innocent: trim and work looks for the day
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The contrast of last weeks mental slump to a weird, overly optimistic bounce-back this week feels bizarre in some ways but, hey, I appreciate actual serotonin in my brain
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Oh cool, I forgot about this fitness youtube channel I checked out 5 years back when I started lifting more seriously. I wonder what the more recent content inclu-
....anddddd hes just selling some overpriced supplements now
January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Biggest quake as a California resident at a 5.1 just now

Both cool as hell and terrifying at once
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Boots n fish
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
....realized the biggest dipshit you vaguely remember from highschool definitely put this as a phone background 🤷‍♂️
All kidding aside, that really is a short little finger.
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Midweek cigar in the tub trying my damndest to clear my mind a bit.
Hope you’re all hanging in there
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
As you know by now, the events in the Twin Cities are abhorrent.
As a former resident (sadly too briefly), I want to provide some support for Twin Cities Leather. They've opened their doors for aid, and could use our help!! Please follow the link below:

www.paypal.com/paypalme/kpa...
Pay Kurt Kopatich using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/kpattonleather and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Ya know, from this angle at least, I think I’ve liked this strength and bulk phase the last few weeks
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The dichotomy of "the world news is absolutely horrific and negative" and "heres some new upbeat and fun pop girly bops to listen too" is one I have to ponder daily.

Anyway: hey everyone, the new Robyn singles are great!
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I can't wait to retire so I can spend all my free time commenting on local news station facebook pages and arguing with strangers
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Oh hey, I missed this nerdy news the other day.

I dunno everyone, for some reason I can't quite put my finger on, I just think now is a very good time to play vidyagames where we kill n*zis
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Ya know I was gonna write something thought provoking about a career wasted and how this guy threw away a lot of good intentions from more left leaning voters but my primary point I feel worth making is:
Wow, this guy fucking sucks, actually.
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by Hedonist Bear
Emphasizing red meat in a society with high rates of heart disease is terrible medicine. Lean proteins like Pork, Chicken and Fish should be the recommendation but this is just more pandering to his base that is pissed off about his tariffs.

It's All So Fucking Transparent! ❌🖕
January 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Some general goals for 2026:
-More drawing and writing for creativity
-Maintain lifting, but shake up the plateaus
-Socialize more as I feel more grounded here
-Minimize "screen time"
-Travel when I can
-Work on some continued career goals (certs, promos)

Think that's doable
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Monochrome, moody, Monday
(At least we got sun and work wasn’t a total mess)
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The one consistent (100% personal) “I’m doing something right and enjoying it” thing this year was the gym so, one more shot for the year (on leg day, no less)
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Anyone else feel this holiday season has dragged on? I think its how Xmas and New Years day were mid-week so it feels like it forced everything into a two week period.

Aside, im looking forward to a mellow evening and starting 2026 with a lot of nothing.
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have one meeting this entire damn week and it’s with the damn account manager from the client facing departm- oh no he’s hot
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me and @desertdad.bsky.social wish all the bsky friends a wonderful Christmas and holiday!
We hope you enjoyed in any way that brings you needed joy and rest. It’s been a day of cooking, tv specials, and relaxing for us (and it’s been lovely)
🎅🎅🎅
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wholesome content: our tree looks nice and I wrapped most of the presents today. In the Christmas spirit aplenty 🎅
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM