Hectrex, Owner of Several Pennies
hectrex.bsky.social
Hectrex, Owner of Several Pennies
@hectrex.bsky.social
RISING FROM THE ASHES, I realize that I ought to vacuum more often. He/Him
I ain't in many places, and I can't do much, but I will say this: fuck fascism, especially with how it has co-opted Christianity. If this is how the western church is to act en masse, then we deserve to burn. Attendance is declining for good reason.
January 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Eddis: btw, where's Eugenides?
Attolia: Oh shit, I forgot.

Eugenides, chained up, alone, and miles away: Hephestia, give me back my hand so I can flip off the jailer twice.

#eugenides #queensthief
January 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Normally I don't go for Early Access, but Hades II? Yeah, if there is even somehow a risk, it's worth it.
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Moros, any chance you and Thanatos are free this side of forever?
December 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Excuse me, Hades II, I did not come here to be told I've been mispronouncing "Hecate" all these years. I came here to gawk at everyone in bisexual stupor, pet Hecuba and Gale, then continue gawking.
December 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Anybody else feel like yhe last episode of s7 of The Dragon Prince was a smidge off? Something just didn't feel quite right
December 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My wife often asks me for Old McDonald options when singing to our son, and I have found there are a lot of fun things he can have on his farm, such as:

A vampire
Mermaid
Dragons
47 Buckets of Mayo
A dark secret
A second, angrier cow
Existential crisis
A drinking problem
Chlamydia
December 29, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Rudolph was called in on a foggy Christmas Eve, but Santa's service area is the entire planet. That can only mean that this was an apocalyptic fog of Silent Hill proportions.

What did you do, Santa? What led you into this night of purgatory?
December 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Steel Hunters: What If Zords and Pacific Rim Had a Video Game Baby?
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Hand-turning Screws
December 13, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Gotta lotta respect for localthunk, using the award speech to hype up other indie games in general. That's a cooperative spirit that I hope always embodies the games industry as a whole (and I hope players adopt it as well.) Balatrosweep may not have happened, but still!
December 13, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Congratulations to Astrobot! It's a shame that it's a PS exclusive (for now). I'd love to give it a go. Just really hard to justify shelling out for an entire console to experience it.
December 13, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Just now learning how short Todd Howard is
December 13, 2024 at 3:13 AM
The beauty of Bluesky is that there is far less likelihood of me seeing complaints about Borderlands 4 having *gasp* POC characters.

Still won't stop the comments on BL3's story and the Handsome Jack worship, tho
December 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Slay the Spire 2! Oh the excitement wells within! And I thirst for the Necrobinder already
December 13, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Bold of all the Titanfall fanatics to assume that Titanfall 3 won't have EA's grimy fingerprints all over it. I watched what happened to Apex, watched the Iron Crown event get criticized early on, only to see crazy prices become the norm later on. You really think that EA won't monetize it to death?
December 12, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Is that a GUNGEON SET? I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THAT GOOD THIS YEAR
December 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
My son's favorite activity currently is to tell the cats "No no no" very sassily while they-

*checks notes*

-simply exist.
December 12, 2024 at 1:11 AM
mmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmm
MMMMMMMMMMMM
TASTY

READY FOR SOME ARENA-BUSTING ACTION

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THE FINALS | Season 5 Trailer
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December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas sounds so innocent if you don't know hippo kill rates.
December 10, 2024 at 12:21 AM
On this topic: as a dad, I will have to teach my son how to first be a good person before he is a good "man," because positive/negative traits make no sense being segregated by gender. But- and this is me baring my inner conflict and in no way refuting Jessie - 1/3
Supposedly progressive "liberals" turn on trans people because true inclusion demands rethinking a society that colonizes gender. It means a world where no one is "trans," just human, free to be their best self—a change that terrifies some cis people, especially those clinging to nominal privilege.
December 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Please God
I'm begging you
Won't you burn your church down.
Light the fire
Start it over
Ashes in the background,
Holy retribution
In the name of all who've been bound.
Humble us
Until we think
That Job looks like a rebound.
December 8, 2024 at 11:26 AM
I would positively love to build my own mechanical keyboard, but them things ain't cheap, so it still has to go on Hectrex's "Pile of Hobbies for When I Become Upper Middle Class."

It joins banjo and costuming, among others.
December 8, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Pawnbarian brings something to the table that I feel traditional chess has always sorely lacked: violence.
December 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Garvanoid, AI Destroyer of Worlds: Organic life must perish. Your corruption is a threat to the order of the universe.

Me: You're not you when you're hungry. Have a Snickers.

Garvanoid: [Michael Bay Combustible Laser Noises as me and the Snickers evaporate]
December 7, 2024 at 10:17 PM