Andrew Heaton
@heavyduty32.bsky.social
I think....I just boned the incarnation of doom in the space between life and death by stretching a single moment out into infinity? That's hot. #Hades2
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think....I just boned the incarnation of doom in the space between life and death by stretching a single moment out into infinity? That's hot. #Hades2
Oooooh, DORA! Duh, of course.
September 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oooooh, DORA! Duh, of course.
Alright, I hit the main credits in Hades 2. Awesome game.
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Alright, I hit the main credits in Hades 2. Awesome game.
Fucking car died sitting at a red light. Yeehaw.
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fucking car died sitting at a red light. Yeehaw.
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The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.
Did this dumb cocksucker actually rename the department of defense to the department of war? Is this a thing? Did AI make this up?
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Did this dumb cocksucker actually rename the department of defense to the department of war? Is this a thing? Did AI make this up?
My Dress-Up Darling is the most adorable show in the world and I kinda love it.
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My Dress-Up Darling is the most adorable show in the world and I kinda love it.
Getting on the road to head to Vegas.
July 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Getting on the road to head to Vegas.
Damn, Tom Lehrer died? That sucks.
July 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Damn, Tom Lehrer died? That sucks.
What's the Rhythm Heaven team up to?
July 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What's the Rhythm Heaven team up to?
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A lot of signs the overt racists haven’t been catching enough ass whoopings.
June 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A lot of signs the overt racists haven’t been catching enough ass whoopings.
You know what? My list is insane, and I don't care. I had to listen to my heart.
June 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You know what? My list is insane, and I don't care. I had to listen to my heart.
Yo, how the fuck is the BASE LAUNCHER for Call of Duty 30 gigs? That's with no games installed at all! Also, it tried to install all the available games when I restarted my computer today. Go to hell, I don't want all that.
May 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Yo, how the fuck is the BASE LAUNCHER for Call of Duty 30 gigs? That's with no games installed at all! Also, it tried to install all the available games when I restarted my computer today. Go to hell, I don't want all that.
Just saw an article, posted today, confirming that Solo Leveling Season 2 is coming. In Q4 2024. Which, it DID come out, so, you know, factual, I guess? That's what happens when you rely on AI to write your articles, kids, you rewrite stories a year after they mattered.
May 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just saw an article, posted today, confirming that Solo Leveling Season 2 is coming. In Q4 2024. Which, it DID come out, so, you know, factual, I guess? That's what happens when you rely on AI to write your articles, kids, you rewrite stories a year after they mattered.
AEW is great wrestling, but they gotta trim these shows down. It's 11:30, and the NEXT TO LAST match is just starting? I'm old! I gotta sleep!
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
AEW is great wrestling, but they gotta trim these shows down. It's 11:30, and the NEXT TO LAST match is just starting? I'm old! I gotta sleep!
This Entire Anarchy in the Arena match is a ridiculous shit show, but it's pretty fun.
May 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This Entire Anarchy in the Arena match is a ridiculous shit show, but it's pretty fun.
Well ain't this some grade A bullshit.
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well ain't this some grade A bullshit.
Look, if your only criteria for something being good and right is that it would be worse elsewhere, then you're just an idiot and really need to work on your critical thinking skills.
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Look, if your only criteria for something being good and right is that it would be worse elsewhere, then you're just an idiot and really need to work on your critical thinking skills.
Ever eat 2 Mexican meals in a row and they do a wombo combo on your asshole?
January 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ever eat 2 Mexican meals in a row and they do a wombo combo on your asshole?
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warframe community wiki is a fandom site 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
very fun to open it on my phone to look stuff up and have the page move around 20 times in 4 seconds because it's loading a bunch of ads and reformatting the whole page in the process
very fun to open it on my phone to look stuff up and have the page move around 20 times in 4 seconds because it's loading a bunch of ads and reformatting the whole page in the process
December 30, 2024 at 9:44 PM
warframe community wiki is a fandom site 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
very fun to open it on my phone to look stuff up and have the page move around 20 times in 4 seconds because it's loading a bunch of ads and reformatting the whole page in the process
very fun to open it on my phone to look stuff up and have the page move around 20 times in 4 seconds because it's loading a bunch of ads and reformatting the whole page in the process
Holy shit these illuminate missions are impossible, I'm getting completely fucked on difficulty 3.
December 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Holy shit these illuminate missions are impossible, I'm getting completely fucked on difficulty 3.
What's up with Amazon not boxing stuff any more? Just had my new cheese grater show just in its own box with a label slapped on it.
December 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
What's up with Amazon not boxing stuff any more? Just had my new cheese grater show just in its own box with a label slapped on it.
People sure love to say "it's a complicated issue" when they're just proven wrong about something.
December 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
People sure love to say "it's a complicated issue" when they're just proven wrong about something.
"Nick is kids" from the old Nickelodeon commercial spots, but say it like "Soylent green is people!"
December 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
"Nick is kids" from the old Nickelodeon commercial spots, but say it like "Soylent green is people!"