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Heather🇨🇦
@heatherrosebpn.bsky.social
I love 🐈, 🐕, and 📚 and believe in science and the magic of puns. Word Nerd 🤓 🇨🇦👩‍🏫 #OntEd
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#BuyCanadian #ElbowsUp
#PartOwnerOfCanada
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November 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I got my Covid and Flu shots on Sunday. Instead of the usual tiredness the same day, I felt okay until evening, when everything started to ache. Chills, headache, aches kept me up much of the night, and I stayed home from work today. Still aching. Anyone else have this reaction?
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What do you do when you have a toxic workplace but need to put in 1.5 more years to collect a good pension? Hanging on by a thread. Co-workers are awesome! Students are great! Atmosphere? Soul-crushing!
October 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Stopped to chat with a familiar looking Dad and his young daughter today; they were admiring my dog (who was thrilled with the attention). Turns out he was a former student. He thanked me for teaching him, and said he’d learned a lot from me. I felt so touched that he’d shared this with me.
a cartoon of a rabbit with the words " aww shucks thank you " below it
Alt: a cartoon of a rabbit with the words " aww shucks thank you " below it
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October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why don’t women’s plus size 🩱have plus size cups/shelf bras? Every 🩱 I’ve ever owned fails to contain the girls. 👙doesn’t help: bra size stays the same, but straps get bigger and longer. Don’t they get that if I have big hips and a big ass, I might need more than a D cup?
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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🎯
September 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thank you a million times @eslfairy.bsky.social !
THIS is what kids need to hear!
Some of the best and brightest in science, industry etc. are neurodivergent, but likely struggled with timed tests as kids!
If all brains worked the same, what a dull world we would live in.
This is what I told a parent about their brilliant neurodivergent child’s standardized test score:

“Timed standardized tests do not always allow children to shine and show what they know and can do. Your child’s beautiful brain can’t be measured by this simple test, but I see his brilliance.”
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I suddenly need to know if anyone else still uses “How come” + declarative instead of “Why” + interrogative?
E.g. “How come you’re late?”
vs. “Why are you late?”

If you’ve heard it lately, where, and by what generation?

I’m early 50s Ontario, 🇨🇦.
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Our Prime Minister ran the 26 km Haliburton Forest Trail Race, coming a very respectable 58th in a field of 120. Not bad, eh? 🇨🇦
I’m even more confident that if diplomacy and economic strategies don’t work out, our guy could kick the orange felon’s ass to the curb.
September 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Wordle 1,539 2/6

🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oh yeah!
September 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I swam 4.45 km today, in open water! My goal was to go from A to B (then along the shoreline to ensure I reached 4 km, but it was wavy and I was swimming against the wind: tiring and dangerous! So after 650 m, my safety boat drove me to B, and I swam 3.8 km back to A.
September 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wordle 1,533 3/6

🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
August 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wordle 1,529 5/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Is it just me, or have they been tough lately?
August 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me too!
August 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Meeting with Canadian officials won't change anything, since it's Canadians who decided to avoid going to US. Nobody ordered to do so, it's a coast to coast movement. #BoycottUSA
August 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I came up with a new curse to inflict upon my enemies in the summer: “May you have pointy rocks under thin-soled Crocs!”

Yes, I’m on vacation and have plenty of time to walk (on gravel, in Crocs) and plan hexes, curses, and dishes of cold revenge.

(Joking - I’m not that into the dark arts.)
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wordle 1,523 5/6

⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
August 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I swam 3.85 km today! Not bad for a 50+ yr old, out-of-shape lady! I love swimming in my local Great Lake, but this year I’m participating in the Swim 10 K in August challenge to raise $ for the Canadian Cancer Society. As of today, I’m at 12.6 km, and have raised $600.
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Today I learned that the French name for Gravybones (a type of Milkbones dog biscuits) is “gât-os”.
I do appreciate a pun, in any language, and my dog loves treats no matter what we call them!
a dog is holding a bone in its mouth and looking at the camera ..
Alt: a yellow lab looking sheepishly at the camera while holding 6 dog biscuits in his mouth
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August 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wordle 1,511 4/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

What was the success rate with this one? I feel like I took a lucky guess, but by my 4th row I‘d used up so many of the other letters, there weren’t really any other words I could come up with!
August 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My German Shepherd has been nosing at my bedroom closet for a while. I finally got around to tidying up my closet, expecting evidence of mice, but instead I found her “stash”: 2 yak cheese sticks, 1 Dentastick, 2 rawhide chews, 1 cookie, 1 plastic bone, and 1 Lambchop (stuffed toy). No mouse poop!
August 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM