Heather Wyatt
@heathermwyatt.bsky.social
Just a humble, southern snowflake that still enjoys a smattering of redneck activities like floating on an inner tube on the Black Warrior River, pronouncing this ➡️🌭 “hawht dowgg,” and drunk-screaming like an absolute delinquent at Bama football games.
Can someone do a study on why kids act like asking them to put on a jacket is a fucking war crime?
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Can someone do a study on why kids act like asking them to put on a jacket is a fucking war crime?
My kid’s year in review…not listed are his random obsessions with “Beast of Burden” and “Hanging by a Moment.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My kid’s year in review…not listed are his random obsessions with “Beast of Burden” and “Hanging by a Moment.”
I understand NPR’s desire to do a weekly news recap in a readable and clickable way, but I find the quiz format to be odd. They’re like, “Which country is on the brink of genocide this week and who did Sydney Sweeney eat lunch with? Have you been paying attention?” The fuck?
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I understand NPR’s desire to do a weekly news recap in a readable and clickable way, but I find the quiz format to be odd. They’re like, “Which country is on the brink of genocide this week and who did Sydney Sweeney eat lunch with? Have you been paying attention?” The fuck?
How you gonna turn in your lil ChatGPT slop essay late as hell with half the required words? You couldn’t take ten minutes to shape up your prompt and get it in before the deadline?
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
How you gonna turn in your lil ChatGPT slop essay late as hell with half the required words? You couldn’t take ten minutes to shape up your prompt and get it in before the deadline?
I could work on my prospectus outline that’s due soon OR I could wrap the Christmas presents I bought months in advance. 🧐
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I could work on my prospectus outline that’s due soon OR I could wrap the Christmas presents I bought months in advance. 🧐
Not to be dramatic, but as an English teacher, AI is ruining my fucking life.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not to be dramatic, but as an English teacher, AI is ruining my fucking life.
The Jonathan Bailey photos are a form of resistance. I won’t be taking questions about this.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Jonathan Bailey photos are a form of resistance. I won’t be taking questions about this.
We have never had trick-or-treaters at our house so I didn’t leave candy out when we drove to Tuscaloosa last night and of course we had two and I feel sooo bad.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We have never had trick-or-treaters at our house so I didn’t leave candy out when we drove to Tuscaloosa last night and of course we had two and I feel sooo bad.
Also had a poem drop today from The Shallot! Proud to be in this beautiful volume! heyzine.com/flip-book/76...
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Also had a poem drop today from The Shallot! Proud to be in this beautiful volume! heyzine.com/flip-book/76...
Thank you Eckleburg Review for publishing my essay called “No More Baby Carrots.” I wrote this a few years ago before I decided to try a weight loss injection, but all the sentiments remain. I want to one day STOP writing about weight/body image…not looking great. www.eckleburg.org/no-more-baby...
No More Baby Carrots: The Scam of Weight Loss
This morning I found myself weeping, well, sobbing quietly while looking out the window as my toddler sat in my lap.... by Heather Wyatt
www.eckleburg.org
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Thank you Eckleburg Review for publishing my essay called “No More Baby Carrots.” I wrote this a few years ago before I decided to try a weight loss injection, but all the sentiments remain. I want to one day STOP writing about weight/body image…not looking great. www.eckleburg.org/no-more-baby...
Just cried actual tears watching “Rocky Block,” which means my football spark is still alive…just buried sometimes. Ready to watch a time honored tradition live and in person on Saturday. #RollTide 🐘
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just cried actual tears watching “Rocky Block,” which means my football spark is still alive…just buried sometimes. Ready to watch a time honored tradition live and in person on Saturday. #RollTide 🐘
You can’t hurt me. I always weigh more than the “rock bottom” weight social media influencers say prompted them to start their weight loss journey.
October 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You can’t hurt me. I always weigh more than the “rock bottom” weight social media influencers say prompted them to start their weight loss journey.
I have some clear front runners so far…and only have a little beef with one song. I catch negative feelings pretty quickly right now in “these times” though. #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I have some clear front runners so far…and only have a little beef with one song. I catch negative feelings pretty quickly right now in “these times” though. #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
I fear I like the Pecan Crunch Oatmilk Latte from Starbucks and #TheLifeOfAShowgirl quite a lot so we are still basic at this juncture of 2025.
October 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I fear I like the Pecan Crunch Oatmilk Latte from Starbucks and #TheLifeOfAShowgirl quite a lot so we are still basic at this juncture of 2025.
Me, a lifelong Alabama fan, awwww good for Vandy.
Gameday is headed to Tuscaloosa for Vandy @ Alabama.
September 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me, a lifelong Alabama fan, awwww good for Vandy.
I like to get an iced coffee on Monday mornings and drink it in my car while doing a little disassociation but now I think I need a second coffee for when that is over.
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I like to get an iced coffee on Monday mornings and drink it in my car while doing a little disassociation but now I think I need a second coffee for when that is over.
I see a lot of videos of people watching Grey’s for the first time. I gave it up a long time ago but I am forever triggered by the George dying episode. I hear the music and still wanna choke cry. @jordangpittman.bsky.social knows
September 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I see a lot of videos of people watching Grey’s for the first time. I gave it up a long time ago but I am forever triggered by the George dying episode. I hear the music and still wanna choke cry. @jordangpittman.bsky.social knows
I’m not one of those moms who “forgets to eat” or whatever but so far this morning my breakfast has consisted of trying aging pantry snacks to see if they are stale before putting them in my child’s lunchbox.
September 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m not one of those moms who “forgets to eat” or whatever but so far this morning my breakfast has consisted of trying aging pantry snacks to see if they are stale before putting them in my child’s lunchbox.
One of my greatest material joys is iced coffee and every morning it destroys the inside of my body in violent ways. How is that fair?
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One of my greatest material joys is iced coffee and every morning it destroys the inside of my body in violent ways. How is that fair?
Reposted by Heather Wyatt
Happy 4th Birthday to my best little buddy! Seeing his progression daily is one of the greatest things that I’ve ever experienced! Love you Grahambo!
September 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy 4th Birthday to my best little buddy! Seeing his progression daily is one of the greatest things that I’ve ever experienced! Love you Grahambo!
My kid is four years old today and I’m very jealous he gets an HBD from Dolly Parton.
September 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My kid is four years old today and I’m very jealous he gets an HBD from Dolly Parton.
Graham still talks about my Oma and how he wishes he could see her and it breaks my heart every time.
August 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Graham still talks about my Oma and how he wishes he could see her and it breaks my heart every time.
The most on brand parenting thing with toddlers is that the final battle of the day, bedtime, is by far the most brutal. Like I need you to go to sleep, and they’re like OK, but first, I’m pulling out every method of torture I know how to use.
August 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The most on brand parenting thing with toddlers is that the final battle of the day, bedtime, is by far the most brutal. Like I need you to go to sleep, and they’re like OK, but first, I’m pulling out every method of torture I know how to use.
Reposted by Heather Wyatt
Does anybody know if we have anything good happening ever again?
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Does anybody know if we have anything good happening ever again?