Heather Wyatt
heathermwyatt.bsky.social
Heather Wyatt
@heathermwyatt.bsky.social
Just a humble, southern snowflake that still enjoys a smattering of redneck activities like floating on an inner tube on the Black Warrior River, pronouncing this ➡️🌭 “hawht dowgg,” and drunk-screaming like an absolute delinquent at Bama football games.
And despite my best attempts to influence him, the Taylor Swift moments are my contribution.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My kid’s year in review…not listed are his random obsessions with “Beast of Burden” and “Hanging by a Moment.”
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Also had a poem drop today from The Shallot! Proud to be in this beautiful volume! heyzine.com/flip-book/76...
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My kid is four years old today and I’m very jealous he gets an HBD from Dolly Parton.
September 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Father’s Day, @arsenaldrummer.bsky.social! You make Graham do that little giggle that I wish I could bottle up and listen to every time I want to pull my hair out because of the state of the world. Thank you for that. We are so so loved and we are so lucky to have you.
June 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I took a break from Facebook for a couple months and just realized I never gave @jordangpittman.bsky.social an appropriate social media shout out for his 40th birthday. Having a soul mate and best friend like Jordan is the only way to get through life! IYKYK.
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My Dad called me to ask for help with Excel…said I sent the spreadsheet and explanation in an email. Do you see it?
The email…
April 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy 8th Birthday to our June.
April 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Healing. #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have gotten repeated updates about whether or not my kid’s school is closing because of the weather today. (They decided to remain open but understand if some kids don’t come.)
The “weather” in question:
February 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I stopped going to Panera bc I’m so sick of getting fucking gaslit by their menu…and I fell for it again today.
December 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I imagine if purgatory exists, it’s an Express Oil waiting room.
December 10, 2024 at 5:17 PM
My year in music summed up in one photo.
December 5, 2024 at 1:33 AM