Obnoxious Medusa Glitterpants
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Memorial service for the father in law is on Saturday. The anxiety level is pretty fuckin high.
August 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Memorial service for the father in law is on Saturday. The anxiety level is pretty fuckin high.
I think when/if I lose enough weight to have skin removal surgery, I'm going to ask them to take my boobs too because according to my last mammogram, they're all fat (probably why I couldn't breastfeed) and I've never really liked them anyway.
August 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I think when/if I lose enough weight to have skin removal surgery, I'm going to ask them to take my boobs too because according to my last mammogram, they're all fat (probably why I couldn't breastfeed) and I've never really liked them anyway.
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if I may: a total work of art
Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)
July 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
if I may: a total work of art
My mom disappeared after supper and I found her in bed, napping. I woke her up and she said "did you just get here? Want me to make you something to eat?" We got here 2 days ago. I have to get back here asap, I'm worried for my parents.
July 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My mom disappeared after supper and I found her in bed, napping. I woke her up and she said "did you just get here? Want me to make you something to eat?" We got here 2 days ago. I have to get back here asap, I'm worried for my parents.
Starting therapy next week. Probably should have done this a long fucking time ago.
June 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Starting therapy next week. Probably should have done this a long fucking time ago.
Why are perfume commercials so weird?
June 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why are perfume commercials so weird?
Don't mind me, I'll just be over here having a complete mental breakdown.
May 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Don't mind me, I'll just be over here having a complete mental breakdown.
Favourite thing I've said in a long time ... "jesus fuck lady, I'm no yoga master"
May 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Favourite thing I've said in a long time ... "jesus fuck lady, I'm no yoga master"
Sometimes people just need a little encouragement, instead of constant doom and gloom.
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes people just need a little encouragement, instead of constant doom and gloom.
I gotta say, Avon still serves.
April 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I gotta say, Avon still serves.
Ok do I want to actually shower and do something with my hair and face before my drivers' license appointment, or just say fuck it and see how epically bad I can make my pic?
April 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ok do I want to actually shower and do something with my hair and face before my drivers' license appointment, or just say fuck it and see how epically bad I can make my pic?
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Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
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March 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Ah, technology. I don't even have to call the school when my kiddo is sick anymore, I can just submit an absence form online.
March 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ah, technology. I don't even have to call the school when my kiddo is sick anymore, I can just submit an absence form online.
Got pulled over the other day because hubby's car registration had expired and all I could think was "fuck, do I have my green card on me? Am I being deported? Ohshitohshitohshit"
March 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Got pulled over the other day because hubby's car registration had expired and all I could think was "fuck, do I have my green card on me? Am I being deported? Ohshitohshitohshit"
You know you wfh when you have "good" sweatpants.
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You know you wfh when you have "good" sweatpants.
Holy shit, how did it get to be Ostara already!??
March 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Holy shit, how did it get to be Ostara already!??
I hate FB's interface so much, that window that pops up when you want to read comments (I know, I know) is frustrating as fuck. In other news, I found a tick on my butt, today.
March 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I hate FB's interface so much, that window that pops up when you want to read comments (I know, I know) is frustrating as fuck. In other news, I found a tick on my butt, today.
Gotta love it when you're on an overnight emergency call and one of the higher ups asks how much longer you're planning on being around and you're all OMG SHE KNOWS MY NAME *panic* "uhhh I dunno." I'm such an idiot.
March 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Gotta love it when you're on an overnight emergency call and one of the higher ups asks how much longer you're planning on being around and you're all OMG SHE KNOWS MY NAME *panic* "uhhh I dunno." I'm such an idiot.
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lol so turns out this dude has made pro-51st state context and also owns the biggest “urban axe throwing club” in Canada.
Something to keep in mind when considering how to spend you Canadian dollars, folks!!
His locations: badaxethrowing.com/about-us/
Something to keep in mind when considering how to spend you Canadian dollars, folks!!
His locations: badaxethrowing.com/about-us/
March 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
lol so turns out this dude has made pro-51st state context and also owns the biggest “urban axe throwing club” in Canada.
Something to keep in mind when considering how to spend you Canadian dollars, folks!!
His locations: badaxethrowing.com/about-us/
Something to keep in mind when considering how to spend you Canadian dollars, folks!!
His locations: badaxethrowing.com/about-us/
Do I spend $2k for my kid to have an awesome summer at various summer camps or let him stay home (free!), turn in to a roblox zombie and drive me crazy. Decisions, decisions.
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do I spend $2k for my kid to have an awesome summer at various summer camps or let him stay home (free!), turn in to a roblox zombie and drive me crazy. Decisions, decisions.
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Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."
I've never been so happy to be taken off a project as I am now.
March 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I've never been so happy to be taken off a project as I am now.
Gotta love it when you're panicking about a meeting and both your boss and team lead are offline and nowhere to be found. 🙂
February 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Gotta love it when you're panicking about a meeting and both your boss and team lead are offline and nowhere to be found. 🙂
What a weekend. We were a bunch of sickies most of it, but yesterday I took a nice long drive in the beautiful weather so silver lining.
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What a weekend. We were a bunch of sickies most of it, but yesterday I took a nice long drive in the beautiful weather so silver lining.
Yesterday was a total clusterfork. Put my phone on DND thanks to an onslaught of notifications from a meeting, kid missed bus and couldn't reach me, he panicked, I panicked when I saw his messages 30 mins later, hubby picked him up and we all lived happily ever after. 😱
February 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yesterday was a total clusterfork. Put my phone on DND thanks to an onslaught of notifications from a meeting, kid missed bus and couldn't reach me, he panicked, I panicked when I saw his messages 30 mins later, hubby picked him up and we all lived happily ever after. 😱