Paul
headofosha.bsky.social
Paul
@headofosha.bsky.social
The ghost from Three Men and a Baby
Another day another easily provable lie from Homeland Security about their murder of a civilian
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security releases a statement on the fatal shooting in Minneapolis involving a federal agent. DHS claims the victim “approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Reposted by Paul
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social anything less than full abolishment of ICE is a waste of time.
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe."
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Truly any Democrat running for office in 2026 must promise to do everything in their power to abolish ICE (none of this were just going to prevent them from wearing masks bullshit) and prosecute all DHS leaders. AT MINIMUM
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Oh no I’ve made a terrible discovery… There’s another Bush that wants to run for president. George A&W Bush.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This year for Christmas the greatest gift you can give your older family members is the gift that the Instagram reels they like and comment on are public to everyone that follows them.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Roku City property taxes how much?
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dogs love to be just out of comfortable arm reach
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I like to sing little made up songs to my dog and my latest one is the Counting Crows “Hanginaround” but it’s “Shittinaround”
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Alright just need to pull up Waze here real quick.”
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Netflix, putting out pure dogshit for over a decade: “Hey what if we made everyone suck shit too?!”
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Waiting in the reception at the doctor’s office I look up at the TV playing CNN to see a headline on the chyron that says, “Will Paul Die Today? Wager on Kalshi” The door opens and the nurse calls my name.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Razorbacks will be eating Borscht on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bryce Harper angrily charging the mound: “Hey fuckface do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?!”
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wicked: For a Good Cause

A charity event where the evil will finally pay up
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh cool Richard Linklater is making a new movie!
Texas apparently has a house where six of the football players live together and I think a good name for that collective would be The Place That Smells Like Ass
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Congratulations on every American losing 385 pounds in the next year!
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Going to quit my job so I can focus all my efforts towards writing my Great American Tome. #TomeCore
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My biggest complaint about AI? There’s a bunch of letters in between A & I! Where’d they go?!
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Roundball Rock - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You must accept AI because we would trade any type of substance and heartbeat for cash in an instant, so you better get used to it.
Jason Blum says Hollywood should 'embrace AI' and viewers 'don't care if what they’re looking at is AI"

"it’s here to stay. It’s very important to use it ethically and legally, and for studios and guilds to protect the copyright of the artists"

(via Variety)
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My wife, who doesn’t watch football, seeing this play live:

“Oh no, OH NO, Oh yeah”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
October 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Hitting a homerun and running around the bases as fast as I can all while screaming “I’m sorry” to the pitcher
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Does John Wick eat food?
October 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There are specific sequences in One Battle After Another that I haven’t stopped thinking of all day. Can’t believe a movie like this got a budget like that. Just incredible! See it! That’s an order!
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM