Paul
@headofosha.bsky.social
The ghost from Three Men and a Baby
Oh no I’ve made a terrible discovery… There’s another Bush that wants to run for president. George A&W Bush.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Oh no I’ve made a terrible discovery… There’s another Bush that wants to run for president. George A&W Bush.
This year for Christmas the greatest gift you can give your older family members is the gift that the Instagram reels they like and comment on are public to everyone that follows them.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This year for Christmas the greatest gift you can give your older family members is the gift that the Instagram reels they like and comment on are public to everyone that follows them.
Roku City property taxes how much?
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Roku City property taxes how much?
Dogs love to be just out of comfortable arm reach
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dogs love to be just out of comfortable arm reach
I like to sing little made up songs to my dog and my latest one is the Counting Crows “Hanginaround” but it’s “Shittinaround”
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I like to sing little made up songs to my dog and my latest one is the Counting Crows “Hanginaround” but it’s “Shittinaround”
“Alright just need to pull up Waze here real quick.”
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“Alright just need to pull up Waze here real quick.”
Netflix, putting out pure dogshit for over a decade: “Hey what if we made everyone suck shit too?!”
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Netflix, putting out pure dogshit for over a decade: “Hey what if we made everyone suck shit too?!”
Waiting in the reception at the doctor’s office I look up at the TV playing CNN to see a headline on the chyron that says, “Will Paul Die Today? Wager on Kalshi” The door opens and the nurse calls my name.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Waiting in the reception at the doctor’s office I look up at the TV playing CNN to see a headline on the chyron that says, “Will Paul Die Today? Wager on Kalshi” The door opens and the nurse calls my name.
The Razorbacks will be eating Borscht on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Razorbacks will be eating Borscht on Thanksgiving.
Bryce Harper angrily charging the mound: “Hey fuckface do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?!”
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bryce Harper angrily charging the mound: “Hey fuckface do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?!”
Wicked: For a Good Cause
A charity event where the evil will finally pay up
A charity event where the evil will finally pay up
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wicked: For a Good Cause
A charity event where the evil will finally pay up
A charity event where the evil will finally pay up
Oh cool Richard Linklater is making a new movie!
Texas apparently has a house where six of the football players live together and I think a good name for that collective would be The Place That Smells Like Ass
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh cool Richard Linklater is making a new movie!
Congratulations on every American losing 385 pounds in the next year!
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Congratulations on every American losing 385 pounds in the next year!
My biggest complaint about AI? There’s a bunch of letters in between A & I! Where’d they go?!
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My biggest complaint about AI? There’s a bunch of letters in between A & I! Where’d they go?!
You must accept AI because we would trade any type of substance and heartbeat for cash in an instant, so you better get used to it.
Jason Blum says Hollywood should 'embrace AI' and viewers 'don't care if what they’re looking at is AI"
"it’s here to stay. It’s very important to use it ethically and legally, and for studios and guilds to protect the copyright of the artists"
(via Variety)
"it’s here to stay. It’s very important to use it ethically and legally, and for studios and guilds to protect the copyright of the artists"
(via Variety)
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You must accept AI because we would trade any type of substance and heartbeat for cash in an instant, so you better get used to it.
My wife, who doesn’t watch football, seeing this play live:
“Oh no, OH NO, Oh yeah”
“Oh no, OH NO, Oh yeah”
October 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My wife, who doesn’t watch football, seeing this play live:
“Oh no, OH NO, Oh yeah”
“Oh no, OH NO, Oh yeah”
Hitting a homerun and running around the bases as fast as I can all while screaming “I’m sorry” to the pitcher
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Hitting a homerun and running around the bases as fast as I can all while screaming “I’m sorry” to the pitcher
Does John Wick eat food?
October 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Does John Wick eat food?
There are specific sequences in One Battle After Another that I haven’t stopped thinking of all day. Can’t believe a movie like this got a budget like that. Just incredible! See it! That’s an order!
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There are specific sequences in One Battle After Another that I haven’t stopped thinking of all day. Can’t believe a movie like this got a budget like that. Just incredible! See it! That’s an order!
The Summer I Turned the TV on, because I’m Amish and it was Rumspringa
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Summer I Turned the TV on, because I’m Amish and it was Rumspringa
Guy Absolutely Not Enjoying Life:
“I want to live forever”
“I want to live forever”
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
www.newscientist.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Guy Absolutely Not Enjoying Life:
“I want to live forever”
“I want to live forever”
I love to root for the Arkansas Razorbacks! It’s not a curse put on me at birth! I’m certainly not re-writing Dante’s Inferno for sports!
September 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I love to root for the Arkansas Razorbacks! It’s not a curse put on me at birth! I’m certainly not re-writing Dante’s Inferno for sports!
Reposted by Paul
we built a death camp surrounded by alligators and you people are talking about decorum
September 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
we built a death camp surrounded by alligators and you people are talking about decorum