Humpty Trumpty
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π₯΄ Cracks in Logic, Shells of Truth
Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas 3.14. Donald "America First" Trump spending $20 billion to bail out Argentina, the biggest competitor for US soybeans worldwide, while US farmers beg for a bailout because China is buying all their soybeans from.... Argentina? Priceless.
October 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Every time America says land of the free, a woman somewhere has to Google her stateβs abortion laws.
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every time America says land of the free, a woman somewhere has to Google her stateβs abortion laws.
Long live the fighters.
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Long live the fighters.
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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
It's Ryanair. They could just have the pirate on top of the plane blast the drones with their blunderbuss.
October 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's Ryanair. They could just have the pirate on top of the plane blast the drones with their blunderbuss.
Why would you promise to withhold what we clearly crave? Are you a monster? π
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why would you promise to withhold what we clearly crave? Are you a monster? π
Remember, folks, the Republicans would rather shut down the federal government than get people healthcare.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Remember, folks, the Republicans would rather shut down the federal government than get people healthcare.
That's basically the plan, right? Make these people get out at a lowball value and then the developers come in and make millions from these folks' loss. None of the victims are made whole, but somebody else profits off their loss. What a country!
Eight months after LAβs most destructive wildfires, homeowners wanting to rebuild are facing a slow permit process, sky-high costs and low insurance payouts. Many are choosing to sell
The LA Fires Destroyed 11,000 Homes. Less Than 10% Have Permits to Rebuild
Of the thousands of residents needing to rebuild after this yearβs California wildfires, Andy Weyman would seem especially well positioned. The TV and stage director had remodeled his Malibu home just five years earlier and had city-approved blueprints in hand, with the same architect set to oversee reconstruction.
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September 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That's basically the plan, right? Make these people get out at a lowball value and then the developers come in and make millions from these folks' loss. None of the victims are made whole, but somebody else profits off their loss. What a country!
Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.49. Trump appointing a personal attorney with no prosecutorial experience to be US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, who then presents the Comey case to the Grand Jury herself because nobody else in the office will? Priceless.
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's okay to be wrong. π€· You've obviously never tried to drive a car as fast as it can possibly go around a track, and I'm not even including the "with nineteen other people doing the same thing at the same time" part. You have no basis from which to make your statement.
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's okay to be wrong. π€· You've obviously never tried to drive a car as fast as it can possibly go around a track, and I'm not even including the "with nineteen other people doing the same thing at the same time" part. You have no basis from which to make your statement.
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βWhen this president says something is illegal does he have any credibility? This is a guy who thinks the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth are three different things!β
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
βWhen this president says something is illegal does he have any credibility? This is a guy who thinks the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth are three different things!β
"That's one!" π (Keeping it real: sorry, this was just a bit that apparently didn't land well. I'm in the US. Given the demographics of rap artists in the US and the sound of traditional Gaelic music, "Irish rap group" is not something we expect to read. The bit played on that expectation.)
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"That's one!" π (Keeping it real: sorry, this was just a bit that apparently didn't land well. I'm in the US. Given the demographics of rap artists in the US and the sound of traditional Gaelic music, "Irish rap group" is not something we expect to read. The bit played on that expectation.)
π tenor.com/HlV8.gif (Keeping it real: sorry, this was just a bit that apparently didn't land well. I'm in the US. Given the demographics of rap artists in the US and the sound of traditional Gaelic music, "Irish rap group" is not something we expect to read. The bit played on that expectation.)
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September 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
π tenor.com/HlV8.gif (Keeping it real: sorry, this was just a bit that apparently didn't land well. I'm in the US. Given the demographics of rap artists in the US and the sound of traditional Gaelic music, "Irish rap group" is not something we expect to read. The bit played on that expectation.)
Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.49. The Justice Department charging former FBI Director James Comey, at Trump's direction on social media, with lying to Congress, despite both of the possible witnesses making previous statements that undermine the government's prosecution? Priceless.
September 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I feel like a more legitimate terrorism charge is being an Irish rap group. Nobody wants to listen to whatever that is.
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I feel like a more legitimate terrorism charge is being an Irish rap group. Nobody wants to listen to whatever that is.
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Physician here: Tylenol is a recommended treatment for fever and pain in pregnancy.
As always, Canada sticks with science. π¨π¦
As always, Canada sticks with science. π¨π¦
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Physician here: Tylenol is a recommended treatment for fever and pain in pregnancy.
As always, Canada sticks with science. π¨π¦
As always, Canada sticks with science. π¨π¦