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Humpty Trumpty
@he.egged.us
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.14. Billionaire Donald Trump whose businesses have declared bankruptcy six times telling the sailors he made come hear a speech not to worry about not currently being paid due to a Republican government shutdown? Priceless.
October 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas 3.14. Donald "America First" Trump spending $20 billion to bail out Argentina, the biggest competitor for US soybeans worldwide, while US farmers beg for a bailout because China is buying all their soybeans from.... Argentina? Priceless.
October 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.19. The Trump Treasury Department planning to mint a Trump coin in honor of the US's 250th birthday? Priceless.
October 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Long live the fighters.
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.24. The Trump Administration illegally making agencies blame Democrats for the shutdown, to the point of changing employees' email auto-responders? Priceless.
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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It's Ryanair. They could just have the pirate on top of the plane blast the drones with their blunderbuss.
October 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.29. Trump FBI Director Kash Patel giving 3D-printed guns to officials from a country where such things are illegal? Priceless.
October 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.39. Trump reminding himself out loud that he shouldn't say the N-word, no matter how much he wants to? Priceless.
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.42. Donald Trump showing off all the gold he put in the Oval Office while Republicans take people's health care away and grocery prices skyrocket? Priceless.
September 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.42. Trump "negotiating" to avoid a shutdown by threatening to fire more workers if he doesn't get his way? Priceless.
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.42. Trump declaring war on US citizens and ordering troops to Portland, Oregon, to use "Full Force" on the civilians there? Priceless.
September 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.49. Trump appointing a personal attorney with no prosecutorial experience to be US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, who then presents the Comey case to the Grand Jury herself because nobody else in the office will? Priceless.
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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"That's one!" 😀 (Keeping it real: sorry, this was just a bit that apparently didn't land well. I'm in the US. Given the demographics of rap artists in the US and the sound of traditional Gaelic music, "Irish rap group" is not something we expect to read. The bit played on that expectation.)
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.49. The Justice Department charging former FBI Director James Comey, at Trump's direction on social media, with lying to Congress, despite both of the possible witnesses making previous statements that undermine the government's prosecution? Priceless.
September 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Price of #eggs $2.34. Price of #gas $3.18. Trump's secret police using the Pokémon theme song with altered lyrics to talk about arresting undocumented immigrants? Priceless. Gotta catch 'em all!
September 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.18. Trump telling the UN General Assembly that their countries are "going to hell" in an hour-long rambling speech? Priceless.
September 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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@theonion.com scooped you, NYT.
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.18. Trump touting an autism link that has no scientific basis? Priceless. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) is recommended as the only safe medication for pain and fever pregnant persons can take. Trump says they should just "tough it out."
September 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.18. Trump firing a US Attorney for not filing baseless charges, berating Pam Bondi for not charging his enemies with made-up crimes, and finding out the Trump DOJ stopped investigating Tom Homan for accepting bags of cash, all on the same weekend? Priceless.
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.18. Tom Homan accepting a bag of cash from undercover FBI agents just before the 2024 election to steer federal contracts to them, but the Trump DOJ halting the investigation? Priceless.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.24. The Trump Defense Department telling reporters they can only report on what Hegseth had approved or have their credentials revoked? Priceless.
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.39. US farmers struggling because of Trump's trade policies and saying, "I've never seen anything like this before," when the EXACT SAME THING happened during Trump's first term? Priceless.
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.39. The FCC violating the First Amendment and demanding Jimmy Kimmel be fired over not mourning Charlie Kirk and Disney going along with it because they feel fighting the Trump regime isn't profitable? Priceless. Bonus headline: North Korea doing the same.
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Price of #eggs $2.72. Price of #gas $3.39. The Trump-appointed FBI Director making public comments about the case against Charlie Kirk's alleged murderer that could taint a jury pool and get valuable evidence suppressed later? Priceless.
September 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM