MrRees
@haydnrees.bsky.social
Came here when “the other place” went mental.
The World’s Worst Buddhist ™️. Poundshop Monty Don
The World’s Worst Buddhist ™️. Poundshop Monty Don
“Meant paedo not poof”
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long
www.inbella.com
September 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Meant paedo not poof”
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social please stop this gobshite and let the other speak
July 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social please stop this gobshite and let the other speak
I’d demand to be put back under again
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’d demand to be put back under again
Got “The Shining” on right now and, oh…
July 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Got “The Shining” on right now and, oh…
@scarredforlife.bsky.social Andy Pandy on BBC4 right now. I didn’t remember it as being so sinister. Unnatural jerky movements, fixed glazed expressions, Looby Lou, painted backgrounds, the faux Edwardian picture book end credits. Maybe it’s just me looking at the series I saw as a small child.
July 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@scarredforlife.bsky.social Andy Pandy on BBC4 right now. I didn’t remember it as being so sinister. Unnatural jerky movements, fixed glazed expressions, Looby Lou, painted backgrounds, the faux Edwardian picture book end credits. Maybe it’s just me looking at the series I saw as a small child.
I didn’t realise JD Vance was in “You Only Live Twice”, denying his government’s involvement in interfering with the space programme.
June 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I didn’t realise JD Vance was in “You Only Live Twice”, denying his government’s involvement in interfering with the space programme.
When they have the Dead Ringers lot on #newsnight doing impressions when they are asked a question on something, it really makes my piss itch
June 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When they have the Dead Ringers lot on #newsnight doing impressions when they are asked a question on something, it really makes my piss itch
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George and Olivia Harrison meet Ronnie Barker, 1991
June 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
George and Olivia Harrison meet Ronnie Barker, 1991
Owls don’t give a shit about your wet liberal values #springwatch
June 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Owls don’t give a shit about your wet liberal values #springwatch
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Shove twenty eight eggs up your shit tube, you eggy cunt
May 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Shove twenty eight eggs up your shit tube, you eggy cunt
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“Sure, Star Wars is fun.
But Chewbacca must have an absolute skip fire for an arsehole. Imagine trying to clean that up after a big post-takeaway poo, clumps of hair matted together, then he sits on the bloody chairs!
Absolutely fucking ghastly.”
But Chewbacca must have an absolute skip fire for an arsehole. Imagine trying to clean that up after a big post-takeaway poo, clumps of hair matted together, then he sits on the bloody chairs!
Absolutely fucking ghastly.”
May 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
“Sure, Star Wars is fun.
But Chewbacca must have an absolute skip fire for an arsehole. Imagine trying to clean that up after a big post-takeaway poo, clumps of hair matted together, then he sits on the bloody chairs!
Absolutely fucking ghastly.”
But Chewbacca must have an absolute skip fire for an arsehole. Imagine trying to clean that up after a big post-takeaway poo, clumps of hair matted together, then he sits on the bloody chairs!
Absolutely fucking ghastly.”
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Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
April 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
There’s a bloke on Gardener’s world talking about cromosmias, and he looks like Ozzy Osborne
April 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There’s a bloke on Gardener’s world talking about cromosmias, and he looks like Ozzy Osborne
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I’m saying this in my capacity as an author and once and future library worker:
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
April 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m saying this in my capacity as an author and once and future library worker:
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
Read whatever the hell you want.
I cannot impress enough on you that the “important” books aren’t important if you don’t jive with them. The popular books, the canon, the whatever. Read what you want.
This is a public service announcement:
I want to very gently reach out to people on booktok & hold their hand as I tell them softly that they don’t have to keep reading Dostoyevsky if they aren’t enjoying it
April 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is a public service announcement:
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social DONT INVITE HIM ON AGAIN.
April 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social DONT INVITE HIM ON AGAIN.
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social why do you insist on having this Gorka gobshite on?
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social why do you insist on having this Gorka gobshite on?
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Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me
June 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat