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ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE RAMS
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE RAMS
Always awesome getting to see my homies! [Even though folks come for the floofs! 🤣]
Got a chance to go see the Floofs @hawkstalkers.bsky.social and some Dairy Queen! JR opted for the double!
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Always awesome getting to see my homies! [Even though folks come for the floofs! 🤣]
Well since none of y’all advised me against it this shit’s happening
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Well since none of y’all advised me against it this shit’s happening
I’m about to ride this bicycle to get snacks
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November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m about to ride this bicycle to get snacks
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The table. We’re running it.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The table. We’re running it.
Jaxon Smith-Njigba ends Week 10 with the 27th most receiving yards in a single season in Seahawks history.
Yet he’s only 262 yards from setting the team’s all time receiving yards record in a season [1,303 yds, DK Metcalf (2020)] #Seahawks
Yet he’s only 262 yards from setting the team’s all time receiving yards record in a season [1,303 yds, DK Metcalf (2020)] #Seahawks
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba ends Week 10 with the 27th most receiving yards in a single season in Seahawks history.
Yet he’s only 262 yards from setting the team’s all time receiving yards record in a season [1,303 yds, DK Metcalf (2020)] #Seahawks
Yet he’s only 262 yards from setting the team’s all time receiving yards record in a season [1,303 yds, DK Metcalf (2020)] #Seahawks
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
FUCK THE LOS ANGELES RAMS.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
FUCK THE LOS ANGELES RAMS.
Great team win today and while the second half wasn’t nearly as fun as the first, I’ll take a 22 point victory over a division rival any day
Clean it up the slop and get prepped for the showdown with the Rams next week! 7-2! #Seahawks
Clean it up the slop and get prepped for the showdown with the Rams next week! 7-2! #Seahawks
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Great team win today and while the second half wasn’t nearly as fun as the first, I’ll take a 22 point victory over a division rival any day
Clean it up the slop and get prepped for the showdown with the Rams next week! 7-2! #Seahawks
Clean it up the slop and get prepped for the showdown with the Rams next week! 7-2! #Seahawks
Hang a 50 spot and my blood pressure may return to normal
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hang a 50 spot and my blood pressure may return to normal
We’ve been Meyer’d! He’s in our record books! 🫣 #Seahawks
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November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We’ve been Meyer’d! He’s in our record books! 🫣 #Seahawks
I approve throwing a pass here to try and get the first down and put seven on the board
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I approve throwing a pass here to try and get the first down and put seven on the board
I’m haven’t felt so grateful (our team is on the path to 7-2) and disgusted (this second half has been embarrassing as fuck) simultaneously in a LONG time.
It’s akin to explosively shitting your pants after being constipated for over a week. On one hand…
It’s akin to explosively shitting your pants after being constipated for over a week. On one hand…
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m haven’t felt so grateful (our team is on the path to 7-2) and disgusted (this second half has been embarrassing as fuck) simultaneously in a LONG time.
It’s akin to explosively shitting your pants after being constipated for over a week. On one hand…
It’s akin to explosively shitting your pants after being constipated for over a week. On one hand…
The Seahawks managed to find the only way to make this game unfun: sloppy play resulting in multiple turnovers and all of the Cardinals points today
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Seahawks managed to find the only way to make this game unfun: sloppy play resulting in multiple turnovers and all of the Cardinals points today
Kinda hard to put that on Darnold with a new center thrown in mid-game
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Kinda hard to put that on Darnold with a new center thrown in mid-game
We are watching utter domination by our Seahawks
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We are watching utter domination by our Seahawks
Zach Charbonnet going Spider-Man into the end zone for his second TD carry of the day! My goodness.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Zach Charbonnet going Spider-Man into the end zone for his second TD carry of the day! My goodness.
This has the makings of one of the best regular season Seahawks’ Sundays in the team’s history #wheresthelie
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This has the makings of one of the best regular season Seahawks’ Sundays in the team’s history #wheresthelie
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the first player to reach 1,000 receiving yards this season
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the first player to reach 1,000 receiving yards this season
DEMARCUS LAWRENCE SACK, SCOOP AND SCORE TD….. His second of the day!!! Wow! What the actual fuck, Seattle!?!? #Seahawks
Live look at me and Mary Jane:
Live look at me and Mary Jane:
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November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
DEMARCUS LAWRENCE SACK, SCOOP AND SCORE TD….. His second of the day!!! Wow! What the actual fuck, Seattle!?!? #Seahawks
Live look at me and Mary Jane:
Live look at me and Mary Jane:
Nick Emmanwori with his first NFL sack!
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Nick Emmanwori with his first NFL sack!
Yosemite Sam Darnold executing this Kubiak like a true field general these last few weeks.
I’m happy to say I’m impressed by what Sam has done so far this year. More than I expected up to this point.
I’m happy to say I’m impressed by what Sam has done so far this year. More than I expected up to this point.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yosemite Sam Darnold executing this Kubiak like a true field general these last few weeks.
I’m happy to say I’m impressed by what Sam has done so far this year. More than I expected up to this point.
I’m happy to say I’m impressed by what Sam has done so far this year. More than I expected up to this point.
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Buddha isn’t a dirty player but you hate to see JSN take a shot upstairs like that, however light it appears.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Buddha isn’t a dirty player but you hate to see JSN take a shot upstairs like that, however light it appears.