Josef B. Wilke
@hashtagspooky.bsky.social
Award winning author | Straight edge | Black metal and horror enjoyer
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So happy to announce I am in TWO upcoming anthologies. Let it Gush will be in Best of Carnage House Volume Two and A New King is Born will be in Lovecraftian Microfiction Collection 11!
Will never get used to this feeling.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Will never get used to this feeling.
Mario is a more forgiving man than me because under no circumstances would I invite my biggest opp to go kart racing
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Mario is a more forgiving man than me because under no circumstances would I invite my biggest opp to go kart racing
Happy launch day to this beautiful anthology featuring my short LET IT GUSH.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Happy launch day to this beautiful anthology featuring my short LET IT GUSH.
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As a society and culture, we have to go back to first principals with regards to the humanities and philosophy or we aren't going to make it as a civilization. We need to teach our children the vast difference between a human being and a telephone.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
As a society and culture, we have to go back to first principals with regards to the humanities and philosophy or we aren't going to make it as a civilization. We need to teach our children the vast difference between a human being and a telephone.
There comes a time in every man’s life when he buys a sick ass jacket that defines who he is. That time for me is here.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There comes a time in every man’s life when he buys a sick ass jacket that defines who he is. That time for me is here.
It is officially soup weather
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It is officially soup weather
So Sinners and Frankenstein have to sweep every award ceremony, right?
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So Sinners and Frankenstein have to sweep every award ceremony, right?
So happy to announce I am in TWO upcoming anthologies. Let it Gush will be in Best of Carnage House Volume Two and A New King is Born will be in Lovecraftian Microfiction Collection 11!
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So happy to announce I am in TWO upcoming anthologies. Let it Gush will be in Best of Carnage House Volume Two and A New King is Born will be in Lovecraftian Microfiction Collection 11!
UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR
Sidney Sweeney do you fuck with dudes that make $17.34 an hour
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Sidney Sweeney do you fuck with dudes that make $17.34 an hour
No one had fun 😈
October 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
No one had fun 😈
See you soon, Seattle.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
See you soon, Seattle.
TONIGHT! ON ALL HALLOW’S EVE-EVE. Come watch me perform Let it Gush, my endurance test of a horror story at 2 Fingers Social. If you’re in Seattle looking for something #spooky to do then come hang.
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
TONIGHT! ON ALL HALLOW’S EVE-EVE. Come watch me perform Let it Gush, my endurance test of a horror story at 2 Fingers Social. If you’re in Seattle looking for something #spooky to do then come hang.
Fired off my last submission of the year just now. I am sleeping until January
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Fired off my last submission of the year just now. I am sleeping until January
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
With friends nothing bad can happen only the good can happen
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
With friends nothing bad can happen only the good can happen
Upgraded my stereo speakers today to some Polk towers. Listening party at my place and I'm the only one invited.
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Upgraded my stereo speakers today to some Polk towers. Listening party at my place and I'm the only one invited.
Only five seats left for my reading this Saturday! If you’re in the Seattle area and want to have a fun spooky time, come hang out
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Only five seats left for my reading this Saturday! If you’re in the Seattle area and want to have a fun spooky time, come hang out
In another world hinako shimizu would have been a star hitter for a baseball team
October 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In another world hinako shimizu would have been a star hitter for a baseball team
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oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.
How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.
October jams - bottom two rows are recent vinyl pick ups.
October 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
October jams - bottom two rows are recent vinyl pick ups.
ACAB includes my mom when she tells me to turn down my music >:[
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ACAB includes my mom when she tells me to turn down my music >:[
You know a band fucks hard when all their 2XL merch is sold out
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You know a band fucks hard when all their 2XL merch is sold out
Three stops left before I can call it a year! Come hang if you're in the Seattle area. I wanna see your face in the crowd but most importantly, I wanna hear you SCREAM! Join me as I read all my short stories from 2025.
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Three stops left before I can call it a year! Come hang if you're in the Seattle area. I wanna see your face in the crowd but most importantly, I wanna hear you SCREAM! Join me as I read all my short stories from 2025.
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/track/buried... Babe wake up new hope for man just dropped
Buried In The Red, by The Protomen
from the album Act III: This City Made Us
theprotomen.bandcamp.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/track/buried... Babe wake up new hope for man just dropped