Lee
@hashputin.bsky.social
amateur cosplayer, artist, writer. professional screw-up.
lot of moaning going on in the apartment but it’s just cuz we had a particularly succulent mango
June 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
lot of moaning going on in the apartment but it’s just cuz we had a particularly succulent mango
i love being on the internet because where else am i supposed to find people who are insane about my same niche interests
June 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i love being on the internet because where else am i supposed to find people who are insane about my same niche interests
cece’s trying to quit vaping and im helping her by telling her there’s spiders in there
June 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
cece’s trying to quit vaping and im helping her by telling her there’s spiders in there
i owe so much to sarah millican because her bit about being “allergic” to 40 apricots is the only thing that keeps me from also eating 40 apricots and having the shits. this is a daily occurrence. i just ate 12.
February 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i owe so much to sarah millican because her bit about being “allergic” to 40 apricots is the only thing that keeps me from also eating 40 apricots and having the shits. this is a daily occurrence. i just ate 12.
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i nobody ever filibusters with a tingler during my lifetime i am going to be furious
February 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i nobody ever filibusters with a tingler during my lifetime i am going to be furious
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This happened to me in Trump 1.0 when I called in and the dude said, “wow lots of calls about this issue today!” and I asked how many is a lot and he said “Seventeen!”
Motivates me to pick up the phone every time.
Motivates me to pick up the phone every time.
Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
February 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This happened to me in Trump 1.0 when I called in and the dude said, “wow lots of calls about this issue today!” and I asked how many is a lot and he said “Seventeen!”
Motivates me to pick up the phone every time.
Motivates me to pick up the phone every time.
i skinned both my knees demonstrating what i would do if someone broke into my apartment, i.e. crawling naked on the floor straight at the intruder to psych them out. i do think this will work.
February 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i skinned both my knees demonstrating what i would do if someone broke into my apartment, i.e. crawling naked on the floor straight at the intruder to psych them out. i do think this will work.
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January 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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had a super realistic dream that maggie had a baby and that baby threw up in my mouth while i was taking care of it and i woke up actively spitting
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
had a super realistic dream that maggie had a baby and that baby threw up in my mouth while i was taking care of it and i woke up actively spitting
need a hysterectomy sooo bad 😭
January 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
need a hysterectomy sooo bad 😭
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tumblr liked the tatzelwurm
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
tumblr liked the tatzelwurm
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People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
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The fantasy lover in me is so excited people want a recommendation post with fantasy books with trans main characters!!
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The fantasy lover in me is so excited people want a recommendation post with fantasy books with trans main characters!!
accidentally paid two full months rent when i meant to pay half rent for a month whoops
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
accidentally paid two full months rent when i meant to pay half rent for a month whoops
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use the right trigger to suck dick. use the left trigger to channel your druid powers. pressing x twice allows you to double jump. you can also use the touchpad to suck dick but nobody does that.
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
use the right trigger to suck dick. use the left trigger to channel your druid powers. pressing x twice allows you to double jump. you can also use the touchpad to suck dick but nobody does that.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
i am never doing no sleep airport again
January 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i am never doing no sleep airport again
what weeb does and left their akatsuki cloak and genshin sweatshirt at goodwill
January 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
what weeb does and left their akatsuki cloak and genshin sweatshirt at goodwill
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me watching scifi: they should give these AI androids rights, they're basically like people :) how fun to imagine!
me now that "AI" is real:
me now that "AI" is real:
January 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
me watching scifi: they should give these AI androids rights, they're basically like people :) how fun to imagine!
me now that "AI" is real:
me now that "AI" is real:
starfire has been abandoned to the snow
January 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
starfire has been abandoned to the snow
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i spent several minutes typing that last tweet my autocorrect fingers have failed me
January 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i spent several minutes typing that last tweet my autocorrect fingers have failed me
maybe ringing in the new year with a cigarette was actually a bad omen
January 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
maybe ringing in the new year with a cigarette was actually a bad omen
why can i order a whole cheesesteak to eat at the movies. that’s not movie food it should not be allowed. anyway i did get a cheesesteak to eat during nosferatu.
December 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
why can i order a whole cheesesteak to eat at the movies. that’s not movie food it should not be allowed. anyway i did get a cheesesteak to eat during nosferatu.