Hash House Hierophant
LightNews LightNews
banner
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Hash House Hierophant
@hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
260 followers 380 following 240 posts
Just one in a long, proud line of running reprobates. Not an official kennel account. Just whatever I feel like sharing about hashing in Boise, striving to decenter the cisheteropatriarchy in dirty songs and hazing rituals, etc.

https://www.boiseh3.org
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Hash House Hierophant @hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social · Sep 5
I guess I should probably explain at some point what a hash run actually is, so here goes.

At it's core, it's run/scavenger hunt with beer and rude songs. It's also the main pasttime of the Hash House Harriers.

The details differ from place to place. Here in Boise, we usually lay our trails
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
New workout: the antifa fartlek

Start out jogging at a pleasant pace until you find far-right garbage on a lamppost. Scrape the sticker off, then run flat-out to the next lamppost. Rest while checking for more stickers. Repeat until all the trasc is gone.

#running #boise
A sticker mostly scrapes off a lamppost. The scraped-off bits are wadded into a ball resting on the upturned palm of a person wearing a rainbow pride bracelet.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
The daylight has forsaken us, but we hash regardless! Bring yer cranium lamp!

#running #boise #househarriers
Hash #1965 Marine Corps Birthday Hash Monday, 11/10/2025 R Bar 1041 S Broadway Ave, Boise Trail: A to A Bring: * cranium la.l * $7 hash cash * Virgins * Hashit * Hash Artifacts * Wayward hashers Hare: KGBJ
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Don't make me tap the sign.
A meme in the Mamdani campaign sign style reading "Socialism or barbarism."
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Not done with Halloween yet? Put on your fishnets for a costumed run!

#boise #running #househarriers
Hash #1964 - Rocky Horror Hash Monday, Nov. 3, 6:40 pm Charlie Brown's 5783 W Overland Rd Trail A to A Bring: Fishnets Cranium lamp $7 hash cash Virgins Hashit Hash artifacts Wayward hashers Hare: Brrrrlesque
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
If one does turn up, I kinda want to do some kind of hashing nonsense involving it.
malorienilson.com Malorie @malorienilson.com · 13d
Hey Boise, Idaho folks! I want to find a tetherball open to the public that I can take my MIL to to play with. We both loved it as kids, and I think it would make her happy. I am having a hard time finding one. Please help!!
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Hash House Hierophant
videopayphone.bsky.social
They call it a “drinking club with a running problem” but honestly you don’t have to do either as long as you’re cool and having fun.

It’s more like Girl Scouts for adults who still like to play outside and make sex jokes. There are songs, and troops (kennels) and you can even earn badges (patches)
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
If you don't make him run 10 marks back to check back for the real trail, he'll never learn and could grow up to be one of those guys who tries to win the Hash.

@halfmindhab.bsky.social #househarriers #running
A meme: "parents please check your kid's Halloween candy. Just found a check back in my son's Snickers. There's a photo of fun-size Snickers, one cut in half to reveal a CB10 chalk mark on pavement. Meme stolen from halfmindhab.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
I gripe about the hills and the shiggy when we hash in the foothills, but I guess they have their upsides.

#boise #running #househarriers
A view of Boise from a foothills trail with rustic wood fencing along the side of it. Beyond, there are some buildings, trees just starting to change colors, the downtown skyline in the distance, and a bright, pale sunset.
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
A successful Halloween Hash! We terrorized the foothills, toured the decorations on Harrison Blvd, then enjoyed some beer and burgers.

If you want more costumes run/walking shenanigans, next week's the Rocky Horror Hash!

#boise #running #househarriers
19 hashers standing for a photo in front of O'Michael's Pub and Grill and behind flour hash marks including a song check and turtle check. Most are wearing Halloween costumes. These I clude IT the Clown, a couple of unicorns, rollerblading Ken and Barbie, and a hippie chick.
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Who's ready to run?

Join us for the costumed Hash tomorrow night!

#boise #househarriers
A pair of legs from the knees down. Running shoes planted on a hard floor of a transit station. "Camp Crystal Lake" knee socks. The owner of the feet dangles a hockey mask just into frame and rests the tip of a prop machete on the ground to their side.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Costumes shenanigans tomorrow night!

#boise #running #househarriers
Hash #1965 - Halloween Hash! Monday 10/27/2025 6:40 pm O'Michael's Pub & Grill 2433 N Bogus Basin Rd, Boise Trail: A to A Bring: Costumes! Cranium lamps $7 hash cash Virgins Hashit Hash artifacts Wayward hashers Hare: Silver Fairy Rocky Horror Hash cumming up! 11/3
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Saturday costumed hash out of the Cactus Bar at 1.

Join us to see what costume the fishnet-clad ankles in tomorrow's run selfie go with. Something weird? Deeply cursed? Who knows!

#boise #running #hoiseharriers

m.facebook.com/events/13609...
Log in or sign up to view
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
m.facebook.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Enjoy this spicy ankle pic before novelty knee socks season comes again.

#running #boise
Feet planted on a dirt road with early fall foliage and wooden fences to the sides of the path. The feet are shod in running shoes. The legs, shown below the news, are wearing mid-calf length running leggings in horrible pink and winter tones camo print.
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
One of the great joys of hashing is when hashers meet, fall in love, and become a long-term couple. Because then we can start calling them by a horrible portmanteau of their hashing names!

#running #househarriers
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Monday's a hashing day!
Hash #1961 - Navy Birthday Hash Monday 10/13/2025 6:40 pm Veterans Memorial Park 930 Veterans Memorial Parkway, Boise Trail: A to A Bring: cranial lamp,$7 hash cash, virgins, hashit, hash artifacts, wayward hashers Hare: Cock on Call
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Hash House Hierophant
loveandbarley.bsky.social
give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Fun fact: If you run with the Hash House Harriers long enough for us to get to know you pretty well and also long enough to do something stupid on trail, you will be assigned a nickname. It will probably be punny and almost certainly at least a bit rude.

#househarriers #running
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Hash Tonight!

Hash #1960 - Harvest Moon, Hunters Moon, Falling Leaves Moon, Freezing Moon, Ice Moon
Monday, 10/06/2025 6:40 PM

Moon Goddess Temple
1901 S Philippi St, Boise

Trail: A to A

Bring:

● Wear White
● $7 Hash Cash
● Virgins
● Hashit
● Hash Artifacts
● Wayward Hashers
October 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Is anyone else having issues with Bluesky refusing to attach photos to skeets?
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Today's Cable Street Day, but it's never a bad time to tell the fascists "no pasarán!"

youtu.be/IesWkcW4j8o?...
Ghosts of Cable Street
YouTube video by The Men They Couldn't Hang - Topic
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Last night's Hash was beautiful, even if it was a five mile death march uphill. #boise #running
A scene of the Boise foothills, covered in dry, scrubby grass. The sky is full of lovely, but ominous blue clouds, and there are yellow flowers alongside a trail that winds away from the place from which the picture was taken. Also, there's a rusty old horse trailer in the background. Feet planted on that same trail, but the sky is lighter. The feet are shod in black running shoes and the calves are bare. The frame crops them out a little below the knee. More rolling scrubby foothills covered in dry grass. The city lights of Boise peek through a dip in the hills. The sky is full of turbulent clouds.
October 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Today, I got to explain GWAR to a nice, older, progressive lady from my knitting group.

So I guess our nightmarish political landscape does have it's occasional silver linings.
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Monday's a hashing day!

#boise #running #househarriers
Hash #1957 - BS & VD Monday, 09/15/2025 Winstead Park 6150 W. Northview St, Boise Trail: A to A Bring: $7 hash cash, virgins, hashit, hash artifacts, wayward hashers Hare: Bukkaker Spaniel & Verbal Diarrhea
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hashhousehierophnt.bsky.social
Found on trail.

#boise
A flyer on an lamppost in downtown Boise with the heading "How to Spot an ICE Agent. There is an outline of a man wearing a tactical belt and vest and a cap. There's a list of bullet points on either side, including "Hides behind a mask," "dead eyes," "Wishes people respected him," "no badge," "peaked during high school," "slovenly," and "bullies mothers and children." Additional points on the far side are mostly obscured by the curve of the lamppost.
September 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Hash House Hierophant
lilacbrie.org
Two of us got beaten by a mob tonight. I'm getting checked out in the ER.

They tried to stab me with my own flag pole.

Cops did nothing and just watched.
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM