Harry
@harrygabe.bsky.social
"He was an epicurean and bon vivant par excellence."
Periods are for hockey players and women
August 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Periods are for hockey players and women
I'll sing the praises of CostCo all day long, but FENNEL SEEDS DO NOT BELONG ON EVERYTHING BAGELS.
January 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'll sing the praises of CostCo all day long, but FENNEL SEEDS DO NOT BELONG ON EVERYTHING BAGELS.
Just because I have a banana in my pocket doesn't mean I'm NOT happy to see you.
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just because I have a banana in my pocket doesn't mean I'm NOT happy to see you.
I heard that Kum & Go is changing their name.
May I suggest Jizz & Leave?
May I suggest Jizz & Leave?
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I heard that Kum & Go is changing their name.
May I suggest Jizz & Leave?
May I suggest Jizz & Leave?
I ain't a workaholic, but I have been drinking A LOT of workahol lately
November 24, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I ain't a workaholic, but I have been drinking A LOT of workahol lately
Wrestlemania 2024: not enough kissing
April 8, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Wrestlemania 2024: not enough kissing
I like my citations how I like my pizza: Chicago style.
April 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I like my citations how I like my pizza: Chicago style.
If I were into men, I would never never date a guy with a chain because it says his priorities are fucked up.
March 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
If I were into men, I would never never date a guy with a chain because it says his priorities are fucked up.
Now that dresses have pockets, women don't need men.
March 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Now that dresses have pockets, women don't need men.
Nobody PLANS on shitting their pants
March 16, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Nobody PLANS on shitting their pants
I wish we could flavor blast all food.
March 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I wish we could flavor blast all food.
Shiny meowth is a crime
February 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Shiny meowth is a crime
Do you think the people at Charmin have, like, an "everybody poops" mentality, or, like, an "as professionals, we dare not speak it out loud" mentality?
January 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Do you think the people at Charmin have, like, an "everybody poops" mentality, or, like, an "as professionals, we dare not speak it out loud" mentality?
So I guess Golden Sun just never came to the switch in 2023
December 31, 2023 at 2:47 PM
So I guess Golden Sun just never came to the switch in 2023
Is Burt Reynolds still alive?
December 30, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Is Burt Reynolds still alive?
Anybody know a bookie who is taking bets on which mn state flag will win? I want in on that action.
December 15, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Anybody know a bookie who is taking bets on which mn state flag will win? I want in on that action.
When she scrapes your windshield for you, she's a keeper.
December 10, 2023 at 3:25 AM
When she scrapes your windshield for you, she's a keeper.
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Shinshu Riki, a sumo-sized stoat, is an agricultural mascot from Nagano, Japan.
December 8, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Shinshu Riki, a sumo-sized stoat, is an agricultural mascot from Nagano, Japan.
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Gotta love how the party that is ok with an insurrection staffed by a guy in a "Camp Auschwitz" sweatshirt is suddenly worried about antisemitism.
December 8, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Gotta love how the party that is ok with an insurrection staffed by a guy in a "Camp Auschwitz" sweatshirt is suddenly worried about antisemitism.
Yes. These are all very bad.
Every year I make a Worst Christmas playlist, where I share my favourite terrible holiday music. Please put it on at your next holiday gathering and report back with how long it took for someone to tell you to turn it off.
Visit shitm.as for Spotify and Apple Music links.
Visit shitm.as for Spotify and Apple Music links.
Merry Shitmas To All
Enjoy almost three hours of the worst holiday music in all of creation, courtesy of your pal Effin' Birds. Listen on Spotify or Apple Music. Horrify your friends! Torment your neighbours! Get your fam...
shitm.as
December 8, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Yes. These are all very bad.
There have been a lot of underappreciated inventions in the course of human history, but I feel that the most unsung hero of all is the simple name tag.
November 18, 2023 at 11:32 PM
There have been a lot of underappreciated inventions in the course of human history, but I feel that the most unsung hero of all is the simple name tag.
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
November 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
Reason number one why I don't go to strip clubs:
"Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
"Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
November 17, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Reason number one why I don't go to strip clubs:
"Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
"Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
Literally every second I do not have food in my mouth, I'm practicing intermittent fasting.
November 14, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Literally every second I do not have food in my mouth, I'm practicing intermittent fasting.