They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

They should invent a Facebook marketplace that works

its so funny how people on xitter try to rationalize horizontal discrimination in progressive language lol

i love nextdoor

what if we just started calling this twitter

*doing my best “why i oughtta” voice* Im starting to think most of you dont actually want to make the world a better place and actually just feel morally superior to others

Send me a dick pic when you get home so I know you made it home safe

theres still time to delete this

I'm the last guy still doing the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster thing. It wasn't funny when I started and 18 years hasn't made it any better. My friends visibly flinch when I say "Pastafarian." I will never stop despite a notice from the FCC that I should do so

We are almost at ‘Are babies really innocent?’ levels of Just Asking Questions

Respectability politics are the dumbest shit fuck all that be loud and aggressive about the shit that matters.

All bakeries in the Gaza City and North Gaza governorates have stopped operating due to Israel’s systematic targeting and a lack of fuel and flour, according to Palestinian officials. Oxfam has accused Israel of using starvation ‘as a weapon of war’.

A Baptist pastor and small town mayor in Alabama was hounded into suicide by a right wing news site who discovered he had a secret online persona as a trans woman.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

when i say everything is boring and sucks it's just me not realizing i'm in the middle of a depressive episode like the people with covid who review yankee candles on amazon like "these used to smell great but i got a new one and it smells like nothing"

The number of award-winning, book-publishing, public-speaking-touring, frequently-cited, widely-lauded-as-critical-voices writers you know who are scrabbling, working day jobs of some form or another, etc is probably higher than you think — unless, of course, you have a rich partner.

I was going to make my first bsky post the same as my first tweet but I gotta be honest, I don't know what the hell this was about