Hardy Tales
@hardytales.bsky.social
Writer, game designer, storyworld architect. Mostly TTRPG work these days (Savage Worlds, 5e, etc.), but digital and other tabletop games too. aka Darrell Hardy.
darrellhardy.com
darrellhardy.com
Don't look Tuesday in the eye, or it will think you are its mother, and come hound you for food. #dailyaffirmation
February 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Don't look Tuesday in the eye, or it will think you are its mother, and come hound you for food. #dailyaffirmation
Let's double-dog dare Monday to eat that thing on the floor we found when moving the fridge. #dailyaffirmation
February 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's double-dog dare Monday to eat that thing on the floor we found when moving the fridge. #dailyaffirmation
"Eh, forget about work," says Friday, patting the couch beside it. "We're watching this now." #dailyaffirmation
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Eh, forget about work," says Friday, patting the couch beside it. "We're watching this now." #dailyaffirmation
Thursday is as essential to the week as toothpaste is to a chicken. #dailyaffirmation
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Thursday is as essential to the week as toothpaste is to a chicken. #dailyaffirmation
Wednesday has eaten all its crayons, and now has nothing with which to write its manifestos. #dailyaffirmation
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wednesday has eaten all its crayons, and now has nothing with which to write its manifestos. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday is just a little too enthusiastic about sticking live bait on the fish hook. #dailyaffirmation
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Tuesday is just a little too enthusiastic about sticking live bait on the fish hook. #dailyaffirmation
Let's force Monday to smoke a whole carton of cigarettes - not as a lesson, but as a vector for lung cancer. #dailyaffirmation
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's force Monday to smoke a whole carton of cigarettes - not as a lesson, but as a vector for lung cancer. #dailyaffirmation
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All set up at the Twin Cities Zine Festival at MPLS central library. Zines on abolition, consent, ICE OUT resources, counter-narrative masculinity and more, PLUS MPD150 reports, whistles, and some surprises. All free.
If you can’t be there, digital versions of my zines are at guante.info/zines
If you can’t be there, digital versions of my zines are at guante.info/zines
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
All set up at the Twin Cities Zine Festival at MPLS central library. Zines on abolition, consent, ICE OUT resources, counter-narrative masculinity and more, PLUS MPD150 reports, whistles, and some surprises. All free.
If you can’t be there, digital versions of my zines are at guante.info/zines
If you can’t be there, digital versions of my zines are at guante.info/zines
Friday skids to a stop in front of us. "Get in! We're going to eat popcorn and watch the drama unfold!" #dailyaffirmation
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Friday skids to a stop in front of us. "Get in! We're going to eat popcorn and watch the drama unfold!" #dailyaffirmation
Let's make Thursday assemble 1000 Ikea shelves using a miniature allen wrench and no instructions. #dailyaffirmation
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's make Thursday assemble 1000 Ikea shelves using a miniature allen wrench and no instructions. #dailyaffirmation
Wednesday stands behind a podium and disdainfully lies to the press, but no one's buying it. #dailyaffirmation
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wednesday stands behind a podium and disdainfully lies to the press, but no one's buying it. #dailyaffirmation
Let's wind Tuesday so tightly, a sudden jolt will snap its springs. #dailyaffirmation
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's wind Tuesday so tightly, a sudden jolt will snap its springs. #dailyaffirmation
If you surround your house with salt, Monday can't get inside. #dailyaffirmation
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 PM
If you surround your house with salt, Monday can't get inside. #dailyaffirmation
Friday chugs up on a steam-powered velocipede. "You steer! I'm going to get in back and shovel coal!" #dailyaffirmation
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Friday chugs up on a steam-powered velocipede. "You steer! I'm going to get in back and shovel coal!" #dailyaffirmation
Let's plant Thursday head-first in the garden and see what fruits it produces. #dailyaffirmatio
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's plant Thursday head-first in the garden and see what fruits it produces. #dailyaffirmatio
Let's see how much radiation Wednesday can absorb before it begins to glow. #dailyaffirmation
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's see how much radiation Wednesday can absorb before it begins to glow. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday is a spare tire that somehow goes flat while sitting in the trunk. #dailyaffirmation
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Tuesday is a spare tire that somehow goes flat while sitting in the trunk. #dailyaffirmation
Let's blend Monday into a thin, watery paste, then wash it down the drain. #dailyaffirmation
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's blend Monday into a thin, watery paste, then wash it down the drain. #dailyaffirmation
Friday pulls up in a school bus that smells of nachos and joy. "Get in! We're going on a field trip!" #dailyaffirmation
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Friday pulls up in a school bus that smells of nachos and joy. "Get in! We're going on a field trip!" #dailyaffirmation
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January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Thursday loses first its mittens, then two fingers to frostbite. #dailyaffirmation
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Thursday loses first its mittens, then two fingers to frostbite. #dailyaffirmation
This Wednesday could have been an email. #dailyaffirmation
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
This Wednesday could have been an email. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday pines for a simpler time. Like Jun 14, 2018. #dailyaffirmation
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Tuesday pines for a simpler time. Like Jun 14, 2018. #dailyaffirmation
Let's hurl water balloons at Monday until it gets the message and leaves. #dailyaffirmation
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Let's hurl water balloons at Monday until it gets the message and leaves. #dailyaffirmation
Friday rides in on a giant lizard. "Hop on! We're going to climb walls and eat giant insects!"
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Friday rides in on a giant lizard. "Hop on! We're going to climb walls and eat giant insects!"