Hans Majestet
@hansmajestet.bsky.social
Norwegian bootstrapper of a SaaS Scaleup. Growth, spirit, mind and body. Buddism-curious. Woke capitalist. Twin dad 👯♂️ Southpaw 🥊. Proud ADHDer 🔃🔄🔁
💙❤️Vålerenga💙❤️
💙❤️Vålerenga💙❤️
Amorim snur aldri skuta med Cunha og Mbeumo for Rash og Garna, han prøver å stappe en firkanta brikke inn i et rundt hull. #unitedno #amorimout
July 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Amorim snur aldri skuta med Cunha og Mbeumo for Rash og Garna, han prøver å stappe en firkanta brikke inn i et rundt hull. #unitedno #amorimout
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Infantino prøver å få Trump av scenen mens kjøpelaget Chelsea løfter trofeet etter å ha vunnet en styggedom av en FIFA-turnering finansiert av Saudi-Arabia. Da taper jeg heller på Bryne.
Trump was shown to leave the stage but wasn’t visibly willing to go as Chelsea lifted the trophy
July 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Infantino prøver å få Trump av scenen mens kjøpelaget Chelsea løfter trofeet etter å ha vunnet en styggedom av en FIFA-turnering finansiert av Saudi-Arabia. Da taper jeg heller på Bryne.
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
July 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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For en spiller og for en mann Vinícius Nogueira er, ble kåret til banens beste og ga 10000 kr til Vålerenga Samfunn 🤝🇧🇷❤️💙
@valerenga.bsky.social
@valerenga.bsky.social
June 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
For en spiller og for en mann Vinícius Nogueira er, ble kåret til banens beste og ga 10000 kr til Vålerenga Samfunn 🤝🇧🇷❤️💙
@valerenga.bsky.social
@valerenga.bsky.social
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REDD JOSIMAR OG IDRETTSPOLITIKK
❗️Vi gir 100kr pr nye abonnent❗️
Josimar:
josimar.no
Idrettspolitikk:
idrettspolitikk.no
«De kjipeste folkene i fotballen vil juble hvis Idrettspolitikk og Josimar forsvinner»
@josimarfootball.bsky.social
@aselliaas.bsky.social
❗️Vi gir 100kr pr nye abonnent❗️
Josimar:
josimar.no
Idrettspolitikk:
idrettspolitikk.no
«De kjipeste folkene i fotballen vil juble hvis Idrettspolitikk og Josimar forsvinner»
@josimarfootball.bsky.social
@aselliaas.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
REDD JOSIMAR OG IDRETTSPOLITIKK
❗️Vi gir 100kr pr nye abonnent❗️
Josimar:
josimar.no
Idrettspolitikk:
idrettspolitikk.no
«De kjipeste folkene i fotballen vil juble hvis Idrettspolitikk og Josimar forsvinner»
@josimarfootball.bsky.social
@aselliaas.bsky.social
❗️Vi gir 100kr pr nye abonnent❗️
Josimar:
josimar.no
Idrettspolitikk:
idrettspolitikk.no
«De kjipeste folkene i fotballen vil juble hvis Idrettspolitikk og Josimar forsvinner»
@josimarfootball.bsky.social
@aselliaas.bsky.social
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Litt sjokkerende hvor fort man fikk se resultatene etter skolenedleggelsene i Innlandet.
May 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Litt sjokkerende hvor fort man fikk se resultatene etter skolenedleggelsene i Innlandet.
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This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
March 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
Russell Vought is budgeting like your dad yelling about the thermostat, Medicare data is leaking faster than my WiFi in a basement, the ICC is making world leaders sweat, Panama is still the VIP lounge for tax dodgers, and Luka Dončić is out here playing 2K on rookie mode in real life.
February 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Russell Vought is budgeting like your dad yelling about the thermostat, Medicare data is leaking faster than my WiFi in a basement, the ICC is making world leaders sweat, Panama is still the VIP lounge for tax dodgers, and Luka Dončić is out here playing 2K on rookie mode in real life.
Manchester United looked absolutely dire in the last few matches but got a few scrappy wins. Luck only takes you so far. It is indeed the worst version of Manchester Utd since the PL launched but they weren’t too bad under RVN, Mr Amorim. Please take your 3-4-3 elsewhere.
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Manchester United looked absolutely dire in the last few matches but got a few scrappy wins. Luck only takes you so far. It is indeed the worst version of Manchester Utd since the PL launched but they weren’t too bad under RVN, Mr Amorim. Please take your 3-4-3 elsewhere.
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As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
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Vi legger inn forslag på Tinget om at det opprettes to parallelle toppdivisjoner i norsk fotball. VAR-serien for de grønne og Ikke-VAR-serien for de røde.
Alle fornøyd.
Alle fornøyd.
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Vi legger inn forslag på Tinget om at det opprettes to parallelle toppdivisjoner i norsk fotball. VAR-serien for de grønne og Ikke-VAR-serien for de røde.
Alle fornøyd.
Alle fornøyd.
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#Kristenfundamentalister faens jævla pakk!😡 bibelbelte
#kristiansand
«I lærebøkene de bruker fårelevene formidlet at homofile skal dø.»
www.aftenposten.no/amagasinet/i...
#kristiansand
«I lærebøkene de bruker fårelevene formidlet at homofile skal dø.»
www.aftenposten.no/amagasinet/i...
Skolene er finansiert av staten. Og formidler til barneskoleelever at homofile skal dø.
www.aftenposten.no
January 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
#Kristenfundamentalister faens jævla pakk!😡 bibelbelte
#kristiansand
«I lærebøkene de bruker fårelevene formidlet at homofile skal dø.»
www.aftenposten.no/amagasinet/i...
#kristiansand
«I lærebøkene de bruker fårelevene formidlet at homofile skal dø.»
www.aftenposten.no/amagasinet/i...
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Nei, svane er festmat.
January 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Nei, svane er festmat.
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If Manchester United lose to Newcastle United tonight, they will have lost five league games in one month.
The last time that happened was September 1962: England hadn't won the World Cup, man hadn't landed on the moon, The Beatles hadn't released their debut album...
The last time that happened was September 1962: England hadn't won the World Cup, man hadn't landed on the moon, The Beatles hadn't released their debut album...
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If Manchester United lose to Newcastle United tonight, they will have lost five league games in one month.
The last time that happened was September 1962: England hadn't won the World Cup, man hadn't landed on the moon, The Beatles hadn't released their debut album...
The last time that happened was September 1962: England hadn't won the World Cup, man hadn't landed on the moon, The Beatles hadn't released their debut album...
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Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.
The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.
The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.
The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.
The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.
Nå har roboten vaska gølvet,
og Luado børi ved. Og vi har droppa fuggelband, og Clas Ohlson pynta tre. Nå sætt vi oss i godstolen og spiser oss helt rund. Mens Mormor passer unga, så drekk vi oss til blund 🎶
og Luado børi ved. Og vi har droppa fuggelband, og Clas Ohlson pynta tre. Nå sætt vi oss i godstolen og spiser oss helt rund. Mens Mormor passer unga, så drekk vi oss til blund 🎶
December 22, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Nå har roboten vaska gølvet,
og Luado børi ved. Og vi har droppa fuggelband, og Clas Ohlson pynta tre. Nå sætt vi oss i godstolen og spiser oss helt rund. Mens Mormor passer unga, så drekk vi oss til blund 🎶
og Luado børi ved. Og vi har droppa fuggelband, og Clas Ohlson pynta tre. Nå sætt vi oss i godstolen og spiser oss helt rund. Mens Mormor passer unga, så drekk vi oss til blund 🎶
Vålerenga 2024 random minne. Innholdsprodusenten Tina @vpn.no @valerengaxfeed.bsky.social DEN DAMA FORTJENER MEDALJE, for en kvalitet som leveres!!!!
December 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Vålerenga 2024 random minne. Innholdsprodusenten Tina @vpn.no @valerengaxfeed.bsky.social DEN DAMA FORTJENER MEDALJE, for en kvalitet som leveres!!!!
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Nye lagkamerater i Vif sort 2016 på match. Kidsa mine ass. Ekte Vålerengagutter 💙❤️
Nye lagkamerater i Vif sort 2016 på match. Kidsa mine ass. Ekte Vålerengagutter 💙❤️
December 20, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Minner - Vålerenga 2024 del 1
Nye lagkamerater i Vif sort 2016 på match. Kidsa mine ass. Ekte Vålerengagutter 💙❤️
Nye lagkamerater i Vif sort 2016 på match. Kidsa mine ass. Ekte Vålerengagutter 💙❤️
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🤣🤣
Daniel Craigs olika stilar representerar fyra av de nordiska länderna.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
🤣🤣
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Still my favourite bit of defending. Koulibaly shoving his teammate in the right direction
December 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Still my favourite bit of defending. Koulibaly shoving his teammate in the right direction
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Og veldig fin gest fra hjemmefansen til Bayern-keeper Maria Luisa Grohs
November 21, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Og veldig fin gest fra hjemmefansen til Bayern-keeper Maria Luisa Grohs
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Eliteserien 2025 🔥
November 14, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Eliteserien 2025 🔥