Hannah Johnson
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Hannah Johnson
@hannahleegion.bsky.social
she/her
enjoys good beer, good books, good food
Madison, WI
let’s do the work.
ask me about my wiener(dogs)
former academic, present and future problem
Sometimes Chimi looks like a cartoon character, and it is impossible to deny him anything.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“Disparate-impact liability all but requires individuals and businesses to consider race and engage in racial balancing to avoid potentially crippling legal liability.”

It doesn’t. That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.
Restoring Equality of Opportunity and Meritocracy
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose.  A
www.whitehouse.gov
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The despair when your neurologist tells you that you’re the actual audience for those overpriced water bottles. Apparently heat sensitivity’s an asshole whose Achilles heel is a Stanley cup.
April 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Man, I married some folks today, and even though the world is on fire, people still getting married for health insurance.
March 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If my immune system could calm tf down and not assume all stress merits eating more holes in my brain, would appreciate it, because the world is certainly not getting less stressful from here on out.
February 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Conclave = The Traitors for the papacy.
February 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
turns out if you go to a fancy restaurant on Valentine’s Day weekend with your spouse and bestie the waitstaff think you’re in a throuple
February 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Dennis Hopper’s villain in Speed really hates public transit.
February 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ope The Onion getting a liiiiittle too close to the truth here.
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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January 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Great 🧵 about how the abolition of birthright citizenship executive order makes citizenship new and differently ! precarious.
January 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Sometimes you just gotta go to Costco on inauguration day and buy biscuits stuffed with sausage gravy so you don’t freak out and scream at everyone that our country is fucked
January 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The confusion of regional accents when you use the gender neutral plural “y’all” up north! (god forbid you use “folks.”)
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If that’s not an omen of the year to come…
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Finished book #42 of the year at a quarter til midnight—thank goodness for fiction, escapism, fantasy, sci-fi, smut, and all the rest that kept me sane through 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Eating cheese around two dogs feels like the Mulaney bit with the McDonalds drive-through and one black coffee, except with more gut-wrenching whines.
December 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Merry Christmas! This morning, I got to tell my stepmom about the NLRB and explain how the shit her last employer did was super illegal!
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Really gotta say, when I was offered leftover Halloween candy for my office because I work for the government, that guy nailed civil service.
December 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
and thank goodness for that (make sure to keep voting, Wisconsinites, so this isn’t flipped on appeal!)
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Ayah! Collective bargaining restored for public employees in Wisconsin! (As ever, suck it Scott Walker)
December 2, 2024 at 10:59 PM
My dad cannot hear about dungeons and dragons without mentioning how he used to play as a kid. This year, my brother and I are conning him into a one-shot, should be great.
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Deboning a turkey breast is…intimate.
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Great timing, MRI, I love spending $650 four weeks before Xmas and eight weeks before the US economy collapses. #yayMS #AmericanHealthcareAtItsFinest
November 26, 2024 at 3:21 PM
idk, fuck, gonna attempt to decolonize thanksgiving by cooking some shit inspired by Indigenous cuisine and that’s what I have energy to do right now.
November 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM