Hannah C. Wylie
@hannahcaler.bsky.social
I write fiction and creative nonfiction, but lately I can’t ignore all the corruption in front of me.
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Hannah C. Wylie
@hannahcaler.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Is there anything cringier than being a billionaire? Imagine being that insecure
“DON’T BE A SNITCH” is probably what it should actually say
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“DON’T BE A SNITCH” is probably what it should actually say
What if we have an opposite of Thoughts and Prayers? Like,
“Insults and Karma”
Also, I think I might just start using
“Wishing you hemorrhoids and canker sores! XOXO”
(Which is the X and which is the O???)
“Insults and Karma”
Also, I think I might just start using
“Wishing you hemorrhoids and canker sores! XOXO”
(Which is the X and which is the O???)
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
What if we have an opposite of Thoughts and Prayers? Like,
“Insults and Karma”
Also, I think I might just start using
“Wishing you hemorrhoids and canker sores! XOXO”
(Which is the X and which is the O???)
“Insults and Karma”
Also, I think I might just start using
“Wishing you hemorrhoids and canker sores! XOXO”
(Which is the X and which is the O???)
If there’s one thing @nytimes.com will always prioritize it’s erasing anything women do with something men do.
Keep up the misogyny! Y’all are finally starting to build a consistent and lasting brand.
Specifically: “BUT THE BOYS! THEY FEEL SO LEFT OUT 😭😭😭😭😭”
Keep up the misogyny! Y’all are finally starting to build a consistent and lasting brand.
Specifically: “BUT THE BOYS! THEY FEEL SO LEFT OUT 😭😭😭😭😭”
"Boy kibble," an easy-to-prepare bowl of slop that even a dog would love, is the latest TikTok diet fad that some health-conscious men and fitness enthusiasts are turning to.
Move Over, Girl Dinner. Boy Kibble Has Arrived.
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
If there’s one thing @nytimes.com will always prioritize it’s erasing anything women do with something men do.
Keep up the misogyny! Y’all are finally starting to build a consistent and lasting brand.
Specifically: “BUT THE BOYS! THEY FEEL SO LEFT OUT 😭😭😭😭😭”
Keep up the misogyny! Y’all are finally starting to build a consistent and lasting brand.
Specifically: “BUT THE BOYS! THEY FEEL SO LEFT OUT 😭😭😭😭😭”
Dear other countries,
Please do not hold back from investigating the crap out of American politicians, also, don’t be afraid to spill the tea everywhere.
- probably most of us at this point, right?
Please do not hold back from investigating the crap out of American politicians, also, don’t be afraid to spill the tea everywhere.
- probably most of us at this point, right?
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Dear other countries,
Please do not hold back from investigating the crap out of American politicians, also, don’t be afraid to spill the tea everywhere.
- probably most of us at this point, right?
Please do not hold back from investigating the crap out of American politicians, also, don’t be afraid to spill the tea everywhere.
- probably most of us at this point, right?
You’d think a “March for Life” might have something to do with all the criminal murder our government is committing but no,
Still just a bunch of people who don’t know the meaning of the word hypocrisy.
Or consciousness.
Or vaccine, apparently.
Still just a bunch of people who don’t know the meaning of the word hypocrisy.
Or consciousness.
Or vaccine, apparently.
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
You’d think a “March for Life” might have something to do with all the criminal murder our government is committing but no,
Still just a bunch of people who don’t know the meaning of the word hypocrisy.
Or consciousness.
Or vaccine, apparently.
Still just a bunch of people who don’t know the meaning of the word hypocrisy.
Or consciousness.
Or vaccine, apparently.
At a certain point, even the most politically apathetic white people in the world become fatigued by constant violence, hatred, idiocy, and whining.
If there’s one thing people don’t want to lose it’s the excitement of shared celebration. Bad Bunny is POPULAR, a concept unfamiliar to MAGA-TS.
If there’s one thing people don’t want to lose it’s the excitement of shared celebration. Bad Bunny is POPULAR, a concept unfamiliar to MAGA-TS.
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
At a certain point, even the most politically apathetic white people in the world become fatigued by constant violence, hatred, idiocy, and whining.
If there’s one thing people don’t want to lose it’s the excitement of shared celebration. Bad Bunny is POPULAR, a concept unfamiliar to MAGA-TS.
If there’s one thing people don’t want to lose it’s the excitement of shared celebration. Bad Bunny is POPULAR, a concept unfamiliar to MAGA-TS.
Reposted by Hannah C. Wylie
Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.
Chat bots can’t replace virtually any human vocation adequately, EXCEPT
When I prompted ChatGPT to operate as if it were the CEO of META, it presented a coherent, sustainable plan for longterm growth.
REPLACE CEOS WITH THEIR OWN BOTS
When I prompted ChatGPT to operate as if it were the CEO of META, it presented a coherent, sustainable plan for longterm growth.
REPLACE CEOS WITH THEIR OWN BOTS
a man in a blue shirt looks out a window with trees behind him
Alt: A man in a blue shirt appears right outside a window and presses his face against the glass
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Chat bots can’t replace virtually any human vocation adequately, EXCEPT
When I prompted ChatGPT to operate as if it were the CEO of META, it presented a coherent, sustainable plan for longterm growth.
REPLACE CEOS WITH THEIR OWN BOTS
When I prompted ChatGPT to operate as if it were the CEO of META, it presented a coherent, sustainable plan for longterm growth.
REPLACE CEOS WITH THEIR OWN BOTS
Kid Rock is like, if you could catch a staph infection from looking at a picture it would be of him
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Kid Rock is like, if you could catch a staph infection from looking at a picture it would be of him
Reposted by Hannah C. Wylie
Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
Reposted by Hannah C. Wylie
The Republican party is no longer a legitimate political party; it members individually and collectively crossed the line into inhumanity, Fascism, barbarism, and murder.
February 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The Republican party is no longer a legitimate political party; it members individually and collectively crossed the line into inhumanity, Fascism, barbarism, and murder.
And do not forget that SCOTUS is not untouchable. They’re one of this administration’s most potent weapons, and I’ll be damned if they don’t feel the ire of every American they’ve chosen to disregard, disenfranchise, and happily endanger.
These people are the last, desperate gasp of a more primitive way of life, one based in illogical hierarchy and tired narratives.
You can’t stop people from wanting new things, culturally. Hell, these people can’t even find a concert headliner whose name isn’t a synonym for Epstein Island.
You can’t stop people from wanting new things, culturally. Hell, these people can’t even find a concert headliner whose name isn’t a synonym for Epstein Island.
In fact, they will provide a perfect model for future generations as the opposite of an ideal citizen.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
And do not forget that SCOTUS is not untouchable. They’re one of this administration’s most potent weapons, and I’ll be damned if they don’t feel the ire of every American they’ve chosen to disregard, disenfranchise, and happily endanger.
These people are the last, desperate gasp of a more primitive way of life, one based in illogical hierarchy and tired narratives.
You can’t stop people from wanting new things, culturally. Hell, these people can’t even find a concert headliner whose name isn’t a synonym for Epstein Island.
You can’t stop people from wanting new things, culturally. Hell, these people can’t even find a concert headliner whose name isn’t a synonym for Epstein Island.
In fact, they will provide a perfect model for future generations as the opposite of an ideal citizen.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
Remind them that they are culturally loathed. Aver that no one respects them. Remind them that they’ve broken every basic rule of human decency, thus they’re not entitled to receive decency from others.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
These people are the last, desperate gasp of a more primitive way of life, one based in illogical hierarchy and tired narratives.
You can’t stop people from wanting new things, culturally. Hell, these people can’t even find a concert headliner whose name isn’t a synonym for Epstein Island.
You can’t stop people from wanting new things, culturally. Hell, these people can’t even find a concert headliner whose name isn’t a synonym for Epstein Island.
In fact, they will provide a perfect model for future generations as the opposite of an ideal citizen.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
Remind them that they are culturally loathed. Aver that no one respects them. Remind them that they’ve broken every basic rule of human decency, thus they’re not entitled to receive decency from others.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
Make sure that demonic people like JD Vance and Brett Kavanaugh and Bari Weiss cannot find respite from their evil choices.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
In fact, they will provide a perfect model for future generations as the opposite of an ideal citizen.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
A group of incredibly well-documented perverts and sadists without the intelligence to consider legacy or the unstoppable tidal wave that is societal progress.
Remind them that they are culturally loathed. Aver that no one respects them. Remind them that they’ve broken every basic rule of human decency, thus they’re not entitled to receive decency from others.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
Make sure that demonic people like JD Vance and Brett Kavanaugh and Bari Weiss cannot find respite from their evil choices.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
The general populace doesn’t have to be violent to exercise power. What we need to do is make sure they cannot reap the benefits of being apart of our larger society.
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Remind them that they are culturally loathed. Aver that no one respects them. Remind them that they’ve broken every basic rule of human decency, thus they’re not entitled to receive decency from others.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
They will be remembered as a cabal of self-obsessed monsters who can’t even spell integrity.
Make sure that demonic people like JD Vance and Brett Kavanaugh and Bari Weiss cannot find respite from their evil choices.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
The general populace doesn’t have to be violent to exercise power. What we need to do is make sure they cannot reap the benefits of being apart of our larger society.
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
The aristocrats of pre-revolutionary France were very well protected. Their protection then is commensurate with the protections utilized by oligarchs today.
Not to mention, they pay people much poorer than they are to keep them sequestered from the general populace.
Not to mention, they pay people much poorer than they are to keep them sequestered from the general populace.
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Make sure that demonic people like JD Vance and Brett Kavanaugh and Bari Weiss cannot find respite from their evil choices.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
They should be constantly reminded that no one wants them, no one trusts them, no one can stomach them.
Protest their comfort. They don’t deserve it.
The general populace doesn’t have to be violent to exercise power. What we need to do is make sure they cannot reap the benefits of being apart of our larger society.
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
The aristocrats of pre-revolutionary France were very well protected. Their protection then is commensurate with the protections utilized by oligarchs today.
Not to mention, they pay people much poorer than they are to keep them sequestered from the general populace.
Not to mention, they pay people much poorer than they are to keep them sequestered from the general populace.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The general populace doesn’t have to be violent to exercise power. What we need to do is make sure they cannot reap the benefits of being apart of our larger society.
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
Don’t just turn away ICE agents from your businesses, turn away politicians and technocrats and Wall Street scum
Right now, Greedy Ole Pricks are losing special elections by so much, they would physically lack the supporting man-power to make even the most blatantly illegal moves to fight it.
At the end of the day, an Oligarchy is 100 people vs 100 million, and we can’t forget that.
At the end of the day, an Oligarchy is 100 people vs 100 million, and we can’t forget that.
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Right now, Greedy Ole Pricks are losing special elections by so much, they would physically lack the supporting man-power to make even the most blatantly illegal moves to fight it.
At the end of the day, an Oligarchy is 100 people vs 100 million, and we can’t forget that.
At the end of the day, an Oligarchy is 100 people vs 100 million, and we can’t forget that.
Reposted by Hannah C. Wylie
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Yeah so if Coral Hart (really? That’s your name?) is using AI to churn out novels, please do not refer to her as an “author” @nytimes.com
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Yeah so if Coral Hart (really? That’s your name?) is using AI to churn out novels, please do not refer to her as an “author” @nytimes.com
Why is this not enough?
Mike Johnson loves pedophiles
Mitch McConnell loves pedophiles
Pam Bondi loves pedophiles
Mike Johnson loves pedophiles
Mitch McConnell loves pedophiles
Pam Bondi loves pedophiles
SWORN TESTIMONY!!!
June 18, 2016
"I personally witnessed defendant trump telling the plaintiff that she shouldn't ever say anything if she didn't want to dissappear like the 12 year old female ⬛️⬛️⬛️ and that he was capable of having her whole family killed."
June 18, 2016
"I personally witnessed defendant trump telling the plaintiff that she shouldn't ever say anything if she didn't want to dissappear like the 12 year old female ⬛️⬛️⬛️ and that he was capable of having her whole family killed."
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Why is this not enough?
Mike Johnson loves pedophiles
Mitch McConnell loves pedophiles
Pam Bondi loves pedophiles
Mike Johnson loves pedophiles
Mitch McConnell loves pedophiles
Pam Bondi loves pedophiles
Bari Weiss lets Peter Attia stay at CBS News. Bar Weiss loves Epstein associates!
Hope she’s really happy with all of her life choices.
I wonder if she had a soul and sold it to the devil so she could get the Palestinian genocide she’s always wanted, or if she just never had one?
Hope she’s really happy with all of her life choices.
I wonder if she had a soul and sold it to the devil so she could get the Palestinian genocide she’s always wanted, or if she just never had one?
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Bari Weiss lets Peter Attia stay at CBS News. Bar Weiss loves Epstein associates!
Hope she’s really happy with all of her life choices.
I wonder if she had a soul and sold it to the devil so she could get the Palestinian genocide she’s always wanted, or if she just never had one?
Hope she’s really happy with all of her life choices.
I wonder if she had a soul and sold it to the devil so she could get the Palestinian genocide she’s always wanted, or if she just never had one?
SO, how do we keep f-face and Tulsi Hazard from stopping elections?
How are they allowed to do that? I hate these people, these rapists, recreational murderers, diabolical bigots.
I want all of them to be toured around the country and displayed in public stocks, so everyone can get a word in.
How are they allowed to do that? I hate these people, these rapists, recreational murderers, diabolical bigots.
I want all of them to be toured around the country and displayed in public stocks, so everyone can get a word in.
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
SO, how do we keep f-face and Tulsi Hazard from stopping elections?
How are they allowed to do that? I hate these people, these rapists, recreational murderers, diabolical bigots.
I want all of them to be toured around the country and displayed in public stocks, so everyone can get a word in.
How are they allowed to do that? I hate these people, these rapists, recreational murderers, diabolical bigots.
I want all of them to be toured around the country and displayed in public stocks, so everyone can get a word in.
Reposted by Hannah C. Wylie
Is it bad that my first thought was "okay cool which of the justices is the sexual harasser now"
I realize there are many options.
I realize there are many options.
Jodi Kantor in the NY Times reports that the Chief Justice requested Court employees sign nondisclosure agreements in November 2024 - moving to formal contracts requiring silence/confidentiality after Trump was reelected: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Is it bad that my first thought was "okay cool which of the justices is the sexual harasser now"
I realize there are many options.
I realize there are many options.
Reposted by Hannah C. Wylie
He decided to run for president the moment the federal government investigated epstein , and he knew he would also be charged.
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
He decided to run for president the moment the federal government investigated epstein , and he knew he would also be charged.