HankBoi
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I make videos, sometimes
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Happy world whale day
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Happy world whale day
Reposted by HankBoi
they added trumpets to minecraft
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
they added trumpets to minecraft
Yup. I've figured out Chapter 5 guys.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Yup. I've figured out Chapter 5 guys.
I feel like placing blocks and shit
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I feel like placing blocks and shit
i don't understand why nintendo keeps adding mechanics and changes to tricolor turf war when the mode is available every three months and never appears elsewhere
WHY IS IT NOT IN PBs
WHY IS IT NOT IN PBs
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i don't understand why nintendo keeps adding mechanics and changes to tricolor turf war when the mode is available every three months and never appears elsewhere
WHY IS IT NOT IN PBs
WHY IS IT NOT IN PBs
Reposted by HankBoi
Peak update gaming: youtu.be/nEdunveoOkw?...
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Peak update gaming: youtu.be/nEdunveoOkw?...
I just started playing splatoon 3 again.
Flow aura is FUN AS HELL
Health bars are so USEFUL
And Dynamo roller...
It's..
it's so peak
Flow aura is FUN AS HELL
Health bars are so USEFUL
And Dynamo roller...
It's..
it's so peak
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I just started playing splatoon 3 again.
Flow aura is FUN AS HELL
Health bars are so USEFUL
And Dynamo roller...
It's..
it's so peak
Flow aura is FUN AS HELL
Health bars are so USEFUL
And Dynamo roller...
It's..
it's so peak
I cannot wait for today to be over. Not because it was bad, but because this is the last day I am stuck in this prison called "Work That Prevents You From Playing Splatoon 3 11.0.0".
Or just "work" for short.
Or just "work" for short.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I cannot wait for today to be over. Not because it was bad, but because this is the last day I am stuck in this prison called "Work That Prevents You From Playing Splatoon 3 11.0.0".
Or just "work" for short.
Or just "work" for short.
How tf does something like this get missed
#compsplatoon clip from laiturngame on x: the aura ink is client side only meaning it won't show on other screens and can't cap zone
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 AM
How tf does something like this get missed
Watching the homophobes and whatnot react to the tomodachi life dating preferences thing is so fucking funny I swear. One dude literally repeated "Obama what have you done" which has me dying LMAO
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Watching the homophobes and whatnot react to the tomodachi life dating preferences thing is so fucking funny I swear. One dude literally repeated "Obama what have you done" which has me dying LMAO
I go onto bluesky after missing the entire tonodachi life direct and all I see is "GAY REAL"
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I go onto bluesky after missing the entire tonodachi life direct and all I see is "GAY REAL"
I want to play Splatoon 3 2 please can I not be working rn and for the next 3 days all day long
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I want to play Splatoon 3 2 please can I not be working rn and for the next 3 days all day long
Reposted by HankBoi
LARGEST PATCH BREAKDOWN EVER MADE BY THIS CHANNEL (I THINK) UP NOW GO WATCH AND RT SHOUTOUTS TO THE EDITORS: youtu.be/obOIoU4YF04?...
(all nighters are a canon event across everyone I've worked with)
(all nighters are a canon event across everyone I've worked with)
Aura Farming, Hitbox Changes, And More: Full 11.0 Breakdown
YouTube video by ProChara
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
LARGEST PATCH BREAKDOWN EVER MADE BY THIS CHANNEL (I THINK) UP NOW GO WATCH AND RT SHOUTOUTS TO THE EDITORS: youtu.be/obOIoU4YF04?...
(all nighters are a canon event across everyone I've worked with)
(all nighters are a canon event across everyone I've worked with)
What if they made 4th kits in splatoon 3 and made a 4th kit for dapple dualies, and themed it around apples.
Then they could make the Apple Dapple Dualies
Then they could make the Apple Dapple Dualies
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 AM
What if they made 4th kits in splatoon 3 and made a 4th kit for dapple dualies, and themed it around apples.
Then they could make the Apple Dapple Dualies
Then they could make the Apple Dapple Dualies
Best part about Splatoon 3 11.0.0? The update comes out when I start working, so I can see everything that ensues with the new features and changes, but not actually play it
Double edged sword I suppose. Too bad i can't play but I can at least see if the changes are good or not
Double edged sword I suppose. Too bad i can't play but I can at least see if the changes are good or not
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Best part about Splatoon 3 11.0.0? The update comes out when I start working, so I can see everything that ensues with the new features and changes, but not actually play it
Double edged sword I suppose. Too bad i can't play but I can at least see if the changes are good or not
Double edged sword I suppose. Too bad i can't play but I can at least see if the changes are good or not
Okay thoughts on new Splatoon 3 Flow Aura mechanic in 11.0.0
Pros:
- Adrenaline boost when you get lots of kills is nice
- Benefits weapons like Blasters especially with extra paint and intensify action
Cons
- Spawncamping buff?
- Snowball pushes might get easier?
- Invalidates Opening Gambit?
Pros:
- Adrenaline boost when you get lots of kills is nice
- Benefits weapons like Blasters especially with extra paint and intensify action
Cons
- Spawncamping buff?
- Snowball pushes might get easier?
- Invalidates Opening Gambit?
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Okay thoughts on new Splatoon 3 Flow Aura mechanic in 11.0.0
Pros:
- Adrenaline boost when you get lots of kills is nice
- Benefits weapons like Blasters especially with extra paint and intensify action
Cons
- Spawncamping buff?
- Snowball pushes might get easier?
- Invalidates Opening Gambit?
Pros:
- Adrenaline boost when you get lots of kills is nice
- Benefits weapons like Blasters especially with extra paint and intensify action
Cons
- Spawncamping buff?
- Snowball pushes might get easier?
- Invalidates Opening Gambit?
SIGHHHHHHHH
Anyway. I hope they add Tricolor PBs in the next update. 11.0.0 is a new version so like... SOME form of new content, supposedly related to battle modes.
If there would be a time to FUCKING FINALLY add tricolor private battles... now would be the time!!!!!!!!!
If there would be a time to FUCKING FINALLY add tricolor private battles... now would be the time!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 AM
SIGHHHHHHHH
I love how my country is slowly becoming Lesser North Korea
January 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I love how my country is slowly becoming Lesser North Korea
Reposted by HankBoi
my switch starts chugging after like 1 or 2 hours of animal crossing
dam i really gotta get a switch 2 don't i 😔
dam i really gotta get a switch 2 don't i 😔
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
my switch starts chugging after like 1 or 2 hours of animal crossing
dam i really gotta get a switch 2 don't i 😔
dam i really gotta get a switch 2 don't i 😔
Reposted by HankBoi
another spoiler for 11.0
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
another spoiler for 11.0
After the whole Jackpot thing I was doubtful they'd do cool stuff like this ever again. Seeing this warms my heart 😊
What a crazy prize from Nintendo! I'm so proud of my teammates for how hard we worked for this truly couldn't ask for a better team 🤍 #compsplatoon
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
After the whole Jackpot thing I was doubtful they'd do cool stuff like this ever again. Seeing this warms my heart 😊
Splatoon 3 emotes are so forgettable now, the hype for them at first was pretty high (especially because it was funny seeing dabbing) but now I literally cannot remember the last time anyone mentioned them
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Splatoon 3 emotes are so forgettable now, the hype for them at first was pretty high (especially because it was funny seeing dabbing) but now I literally cannot remember the last time anyone mentioned them