Skorsaysi Equinox
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Teller of tall tales and non sequiturs.
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The law tells us to “share the road” but every ad tells us to “own the road” - preferably in their new machine.
That’s why you never see a car ad with someone stuck on their morning commute or merging into traffic.
That’s why you never see a car ad with someone stuck on their morning commute or merging into traffic.
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The law tells us to “share the road” but every ad tells us to “own the road” - preferably in their new machine.
That’s why you never see a car ad with someone stuck on their morning commute or merging into traffic.
That’s why you never see a car ad with someone stuck on their morning commute or merging into traffic.
It’s nice to see people you went to school with twenty years ago are still hot.
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It’s nice to see people you went to school with twenty years ago are still hot.
My hot take is that you should write comedies for people who don’t get jokes.
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
My hot take is that you should write comedies for people who don’t get jokes.
Pretty sure the problem is not the car but the road. There are too many roads, giving the illusion there is enough room for everyone to drive.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Pretty sure the problem is not the car but the road. There are too many roads, giving the illusion there is enough room for everyone to drive.
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Evening viewing recommendation? Watch LOST IN AMERICA (1985) in our Fresh Starts collection! Writer-director-star Albert Brooks’s barbed wit and confident direction drive this iconic example of his restless comedies about insecure characters searching for satisfaction in the modern world
January 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch LOST IN AMERICA (1985) in our Fresh Starts collection! Writer-director-star Albert Brooks’s barbed wit and confident direction drive this iconic example of his restless comedies about insecure characters searching for satisfaction in the modern world
There is no porn on my phone. No, you’re don’t need to check.
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
There is no porn on my phone. No, you’re don’t need to check.
It’s not that movie theatres aren’t profitable, it’s that they’re not profitable enough as subsidiaries of mega-corporations.
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s not that movie theatres aren’t profitable, it’s that they’re not profitable enough as subsidiaries of mega-corporations.
“Peacemaker” S2 is a show made up almost entirely of fat needle drops.
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Peacemaker” S2 is a show made up almost entirely of fat needle drops.
Checking in on friends from high school and university and the number of them that have pivoted to becoming memers and influencers is pretty damn high.
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Checking in on friends from high school and university and the number of them that have pivoted to becoming memers and influencers is pretty damn high.
Cop shows are essentially copaganda but confoundingly choose to portray police as incompetent, negligent, malicious or a combination thereof. Is this because we are ok with the idea of someone who breaks the law to “protect us” from the bad guys?
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Cop shows are essentially copaganda but confoundingly choose to portray police as incompetent, negligent, malicious or a combination thereof. Is this because we are ok with the idea of someone who breaks the law to “protect us” from the bad guys?
The headline of this Warner Bros. merger drama is that the entertainment industry is further backsliding into a monopoly that will cost jobs, quality, and creative output. These companies are big enough as is.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The headline of this Warner Bros. merger drama is that the entertainment industry is further backsliding into a monopoly that will cost jobs, quality, and creative output. These companies are big enough as is.
I’m sorry you lost me at Netflix original movie
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m sorry you lost me at Netflix original movie
Someone at work called him Tintin Quarantino and I laugh every time I see his picture
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Someone at work called him Tintin Quarantino and I laugh every time I see his picture
The three movies you should watch before you die are all on Tubi.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The three movies you should watch before you die are all on Tubi.
If I was hot I’d be insufferable.
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If I was hot I’d be insufferable.
My work laptop crashed eight times yesterday and today it refuses to connect to the internet whatsoever. I’m about to reenact with copy machine scene from “Office Space” in the courtyard in about two minutes.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My work laptop crashed eight times yesterday and today it refuses to connect to the internet whatsoever. I’m about to reenact with copy machine scene from “Office Space” in the courtyard in about two minutes.
Designer: Just do a screen grab.
Marketing lead: How do I do that?
Marketing lead: How do I do that?
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Designer: Just do a screen grab.
Marketing lead: How do I do that?
Marketing lead: How do I do that?
Canadian ghost walks start with a land acknowledgment and talk about dead white people for an hour and ten minutes.
October 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Canadian ghost walks start with a land acknowledgment and talk about dead white people for an hour and ten minutes.
My hot take on “One Battle After Another” is that it’s a softball version of “Eddington”
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My hot take on “One Battle After Another” is that it’s a softball version of “Eddington”
Ben Shapiro will never be a good writer because he doesn’t have a curious mind
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ben Shapiro will never be a good writer because he doesn’t have a curious mind
I once spoke to a producer who wanted to “hire me” to write a script, which was supposed to be like “Rocky” but about online poker and for the life of me I don’t know how that would have worked!
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I once spoke to a producer who wanted to “hire me” to write a script, which was supposed to be like “Rocky” but about online poker and for the life of me I don’t know how that would have worked!
My tombstone to read: task failed successfully.
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My tombstone to read: task failed successfully.
I watched a second season of "The X-Files" tonight and I'm telling you, we need to get back to episodic television. Tv shows don't have to be "cinematic," they need to be TV!
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I watched a second season of "The X-Files" tonight and I'm telling you, we need to get back to episodic television. Tv shows don't have to be "cinematic," they need to be TV!
One of my core cinema memories is renting "Aliens" with a friend when we were both way too young. He spent the first 30 min complaining it was "boring," asking "when are the aliens gonna show up?" and then howled to turn it off when they tore through the marines.
September 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
One of my core cinema memories is renting "Aliens" with a friend when we were both way too young. He spent the first 30 min complaining it was "boring," asking "when are the aliens gonna show up?" and then howled to turn it off when they tore through the marines.
We don't talk enough about Wille E Coyote's skill as a matte painter.
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We don't talk enough about Wille E Coyote's skill as a matte painter.