vivé la guillotine
@hamsternaut.bsky.social
Jo 🧅 they/them 🧅 25+ 🧅 MDNI 🧅 🇰🇷 🧅 anti-genAI
Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell
Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy
I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals
Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell
Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy
I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals
I get an hour long break
I should bring my switch in to work
I should bring my switch in to work
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I get an hour long break
I should bring my switch in to work
I should bring my switch in to work
I still can't believe I was able to find a job in this economy
It's a minor miracle
It's a minor miracle
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I still can't believe I was able to find a job in this economy
It's a minor miracle
It's a minor miracle
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TMI
I hate how many different things happen on a period like I'm already bleeding out my pussy, why does my ass hurt too
I hate how many different things happen on a period like I'm already bleeding out my pussy, why does my ass hurt too
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
TMI
I hate how many different things happen on a period like I'm already bleeding out my pussy, why does my ass hurt too
I hate how many different things happen on a period like I'm already bleeding out my pussy, why does my ass hurt too
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lrt i think u have to earn the RIGHT to say “yuri” by reading at least 3 insanely problematic yuri mangas
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
lrt i think u have to earn the RIGHT to say “yuri” by reading at least 3 insanely problematic yuri mangas
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🏰Oh Marcille, will you not let down your hair? Glance upon our linked wooden keychain!
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
🏰Oh Marcille, will you not let down your hair? Glance upon our linked wooden keychain!
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
The way I'm one of the younger people at my company and yet the most staunchly opposed to AI. I sound like a boomer but I refuse to touch it
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The way I'm one of the younger people at my company and yet the most staunchly opposed to AI. I sound like a boomer but I refuse to touch it
First day at my new job :3
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
First day at my new job :3
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Glimpses of light, in the darkness...
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Glimpses of light, in the darkness...
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I hope you see me not just as a friend, but as a demented pervert
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I hope you see me not just as a friend, but as a demented pervert
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PWYWs are permanently closed, but i'm opening regular sketch commissions instead!
feel free to fill out the form here if you are interested: forms.gle/r66cXzCK21Tn...
rts are appreciated. thank you! ♥
feel free to fill out the form here if you are interested: forms.gle/r66cXzCK21Tn...
rts are appreciated. thank you! ♥
October 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
PWYWs are permanently closed, but i'm opening regular sketch commissions instead!
feel free to fill out the form here if you are interested: forms.gle/r66cXzCK21Tn...
rts are appreciated. thank you! ♥
feel free to fill out the form here if you are interested: forms.gle/r66cXzCK21Tn...
rts are appreciated. thank you! ♥
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DON’T TALK TO ME UNLESS I’VE HAD MY MORNING CUP OF BLOOD
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
DON’T TALK TO ME UNLESS I’VE HAD MY MORNING CUP OF BLOOD
Call me homiesexual the way I'm gay for my friends
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Call me homiesexual the way I'm gay for my friends
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November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I already have IBS and lactose intolerance and diabetes and all of my medications cause stomach irritation
Please give me a break 😭
Please give me a break 😭
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I already have IBS and lactose intolerance and diabetes and all of my medications cause stomach irritation
Please give me a break 😭
Please give me a break 😭
I started a new medication today and they warned me that it would cause some stomach upset but I think I'm dying
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I started a new medication today and they warned me that it would cause some stomach upset but I think I'm dying
I miss my friends
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I miss my friends
I start my new job this week and I'm so nervous!
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I start my new job this week and I'm so nervous!
I should make more pesto flatbread hehe
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I should make more pesto flatbread hehe
*sobs* I love my friends
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
*sobs* I love my friends
Every time Ko, Bell, and Kila come over to my place it turns into one big circle jerk
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Every time Ko, Bell, and Kila come over to my place it turns into one big circle jerk
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Bell can never get top surgery because their tits are their fidget toy. - Ko
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Bell can never get top surgery because their tits are their fidget toy. - Ko