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@hamsternaut.bsky.social
Jo 🧅 they/them 🧅 25+ 🧅 MDNI 🧅 🇰🇷 🧅 anti-genAI

Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell

Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy

I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals
Ko: *talks about eggs*

Me: I want you to fertilize my eggs

Ko:
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No context scene from DnD
September 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Guys what about a tattoo like this??
August 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Me
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Had my friends buy me this and like 7 charms from the ever brilliant @ribboneels.bsky.social !!!
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I literally sent this to my group chat lmaoooo
July 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I have a whole saved folder of reels on instagram that are just reminders for myself to not have kids labeled "birth control"

Half of the reels are man hating and the other half is me respecting my body
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Michaela provided protection for this amazing meal
Thank you Carille for spoiling me by making me lobster 😭♥️
July 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My josonas
July 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
June 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
June 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Anything for you ma'am
June 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So to celebrate my himbo friend getting top surgery, I went to DQ and said, "idk can you write something silly like 'i lost my tits in the knife fight but I won the war. Happy anti-boobiversary'" and look
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
April 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Me rn
April 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Every time I skeet my insane desire for crazy fictional blonde men I can literally feel Michaela doing this
April 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My baby...
March 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today's lunch is baked garlic soy salmon on a bed of white rice, arugula, avocado, and pickled onions
March 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Michaela asked for a height comparison of me and my ocs
March 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The way I'm about to disable my ocs
March 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
아케인 결말을 생각할 때마다
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM