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Whelp, here we go!
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So true.
August 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tell me your favorite shampoo and conditioner. Preferably something that lathers well.
July 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We moved to medium flow nipples for L's bottles and she's eating way more. Like 3-4 oz per feeding. She still takes a break at 2 but comes back for more quickly. I imagine she's about to GROW.
April 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can we still not make accounts private here? I see quote settings but not "who can see it" settings.
April 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There’s a bluey exhibition in Houston and I wanna take W but I don’t want L out before she can get her measles vaccine, that won’t be until may but they have tickets through August!
March 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance

Also me:
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Kinda wanna dye my hair brown
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Why do all maga women follow this pipeline? They pretty much all look the same
Just gonna leave this here.
February 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Passport appointment tomorrow for my husband and I. But now I feel like we should get the kids theirs
January 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Let's see what our estimated tax refund is with 2 kids
January 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ve seen several Trump supporters say “oh well we didn’t vote for him we voted for Trump” in response to EMs Nazi salute… we didnt vote for Hunter Biden either and y’all sure as shit couldnt STFU about his laptop for the last 4+ years.
January 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I truly want to break with X but I can’t speak freely until I can make my account private.
January 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes.

Not once.
Sure as shit not twice.
January 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It is so discouraging to see so many jump to defend Elon and gaslight others over his Nazi salute. We know what it was. We saw it. Quit trying to say it was something benign because it wasn’t.
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is so perverse. Why is he about to sign about of papers in front of a crowd of people.
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If I hear “the January 6th hostages” one more time I might break my tv. They’re not fing hostages. They’re felons.
January 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Take a drink every time Ivanka goes to stand up but sits back down really quick.
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh he did it TWICE
Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade
January 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Watching EM throw a Sieg Heil is not something I thought he’d be brazen enough to do in front of cameras from around the world.

Watch the administration gaslight the world over it until the next shameful act comes along to take the spotlight.
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If we didn’t have kids I’d be rip roaring drunk today but I savored my one large glass of wine during the shit show.
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Donating all the leggings that don’t fit today. I know as I lose weight I’ll want to reward myself with new ones.
January 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can we seriously not make accounts private over here yet?
January 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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They are all getting exactly that which they deserve.
December 27, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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💯
December 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I need this app to allow private accounts
December 28, 2024 at 8:07 PM