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Whelp, here we go!
By chance are there any from your wedding?
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
That's good at least. how on earth did they manage to just give away a carseat if that person didnt have proof of the order or something
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
WHAAAT?!?!?! Do they not have another in stock?!
August 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Always terrifying. We introduced peanut butter last night and I was anxious as hell for a long while
July 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I need to. And we're about to hit our out of pocket maximum with 🤠 getting the ✂️ and L getting tubes in her ears so... no time like the present I guess
July 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I need to see a podiatrist about a bony bump on my big toe joint. Idk if it's a bunyon or a bone growth or what but it hinders me finding comfortable shoes I just worry it'll be a big surgery
July 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Large Pepperoni with mushroom and pineapple. If it's just us, we add jalapeño.
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm the backpack loaded up with things and knick-knack's too
Anything that you might need I got inside for you
June 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
W tucks in his bunnies every night and it’s the cutest thing
May 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
WTFFFFFFFFF
May 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oh no I'm so sorry
May 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
OH SHIT
May 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Put circles on it for suckers!
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This could DEFINITELY cause a potty regression. I am so sorry you're dealing with this but kudos for doing everything you can to keep your baby safe!
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yasss queen
April 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
YASSSSS sometimes you gotta hold them hostage
April 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is the American Dream working until we're dead because we won't have money to retire and are gonna drive ourselves deep into debt because everything costs more?
April 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I would reply to him "you made mommy sad and mad when you tried to make my emotions our child's responsibility". You're right, adult emotions are not a child's responsibility ever
April 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oooh yea that would have me heated. The "deserve" part of it would send me into a rage. It's giving the same energy as "boys don't cry, crying is for girls". Kids have accidents, shit even adults have accidents sometimes. You cannot shame a kid into not having accidents
April 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m listening to The Things We Cannot Say by Kelly Rimmer and it’s really good!
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM