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I am eternally grateful that I did not grow up in a social class where my parents would write into a national newspaper about my failure to excel at AP classes. What the everliving fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
All this piece of shit does is complain, he's our complainer-in-chief, and he's the trash. The racist, rapist trash monster falling asleep during the conference and pardoning the worst people on Earth. Fuck this dude to the end of the universe.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In order for AI to know when your likeness is being used in deepfake videos, it needs to be trained on your likeness. There is no way to get one without the other. There is no one weird trick.

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/y...
YouTube's new AI deepfake tracking tool is alarming experts and creators
A YouTube tool that uses creators' biometrics to remove AI-generated videos also allows Google to train its AI models on that sensitive data, experts told CNBC.
www.cnbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
TL;DR: people hate change. But also PETA definitely qualifies as angry vegans.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The viruses *did* to the education in 2020. It is fucking nuts that people are not worshiping at the altar of MRNA.
presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
AI has really ruined "funny videos on the internet."
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Grinding for crafting materials.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The moderators of the Philly subreddit really suck.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Narrator: that did, in fact, mean she lacked boundaries.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Drugcember To Remember at Johnny Brenda's sold out in like 5 minutes, I didn't even get a chance despite having all three nights locked and loaded at 9:59am. Hopefully someone will unload at ticket for $1k on StubHub.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is, of course, a racist dog whistle. Fuck this administration.
WATCH: Trump’s Transpo Secretary Duffy’s message to Americans struggling with high holiday prices thanks to his tariffs — “dress up” when you fly you slobs
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Meanwhile
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump wants Dem lawmakers executed. This is now a thing our sitting president has expressed.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Narrator: everyone thought he meant that literally.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You can always count on Parker to post-facto justify whatever she's doing as if it is the most obvious and right thing in the world.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sign me up to be a soldier for this cause
I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Emil Bove is an evil fucking goon, exhibit 3876234324:

www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is truly disgusting and repellent policy, but also an exceedingly hypocritical one that would likely deny our own president entry to our country: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
U.S. visas can be denied for obesity, cancer and diabetes, Rubio says
The Trump administration has directed visa officers to consider obesity and other chronic health conditions when deciding whether to grant visas to immigrants.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It is sad and depressing to see the democrats cave on pretty much everything, but the truth is they are almost entirely powerless against an R majority in every body.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am so glad my mom read to me as a small child.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fetterman didn't fold. Dude has always been bent and crooked.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am never flying again.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm glad JCO is making Elon freak out, because he deserves to feel very, very bad about himself. That said, I don't know how many of us would pass the test she put down if we were judged solely on our bsky output. This account represents a tiny and limited sliver of my persona.
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM