Half a Head of Lettuce
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Basic Iceberg Lettuce Blue Jays Fan
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No Man's Sky Voyagers
🚀Corvette Ship Class
🏗️Assemble Ships
💪Multiplayer Crew
📡Mission Radar
🧑✈️Autopilot in Space
🛰️Space walking
🪐New missions
🎨StarShip Interiors
🧑🚀New Spacesuit
🪂Sky diving
😍Graphical Improvements
✈️Varied Cockpits
🔱New Expedition
A free update
🚀Corvette Ship Class
🏗️Assemble Ships
💪Multiplayer Crew
📡Mission Radar
🧑✈️Autopilot in Space
🛰️Space walking
🪐New missions
🎨StarShip Interiors
🧑🚀New Spacesuit
🪂Sky diving
😍Graphical Improvements
✈️Varied Cockpits
🔱New Expedition
A free update
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
No Man's Sky Voyagers
🚀Corvette Ship Class
🏗️Assemble Ships
💪Multiplayer Crew
📡Mission Radar
🧑✈️Autopilot in Space
🛰️Space walking
🪐New missions
🎨StarShip Interiors
🧑🚀New Spacesuit
🪂Sky diving
😍Graphical Improvements
✈️Varied Cockpits
🔱New Expedition
A free update
🚀Corvette Ship Class
🏗️Assemble Ships
💪Multiplayer Crew
📡Mission Radar
🧑✈️Autopilot in Space
🛰️Space walking
🪐New missions
🎨StarShip Interiors
🧑🚀New Spacesuit
🪂Sky diving
😍Graphical Improvements
✈️Varied Cockpits
🔱New Expedition
A free update
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August 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have Bieber fever.
August 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have Bieber fever.
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The hope for Blue Jays is that Shane Bieber will be able to join the big-league rotation after tonight’s triple-A rehab start. He’s slated to return to Toronto with George Springer after tonight’s game in Buffalo.
August 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The hope for Blue Jays is that Shane Bieber will be able to join the big-league rotation after tonight’s triple-A rehab start. He’s slated to return to Toronto with George Springer after tonight’s game in Buffalo.
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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
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Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-en...
August 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-en...
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Prestige Six, Incoming | Phasmophobia
YouTube video by Just Magikarp
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August 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Off the bench.
INTO SPACE 🚀
INTO SPACE 🚀
July 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Off the bench.
INTO SPACE 🚀
INTO SPACE 🚀
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When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
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July 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The first time in franchise HISTORY that we’ve swept a homestand of at least 7 games!
July 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The first time in franchise HISTORY that we’ve swept a homestand of at least 7 games!
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How many games did the Jays win over the Yankees in this series?
July 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
How many games did the Jays win over the Yankees in this series?
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Active streaks of 50+ consecutive games without multiple strike outs. stathead.com/sharing/Cb5Kr
Luis Arráez: 79
Ernie Clement: 65
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 52
Luis Arráez: 79
Ernie Clement: 65
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 52
July 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Active streaks of 50+ consecutive games without multiple strike outs. stathead.com/sharing/Cb5Kr
Luis Arráez: 79
Ernie Clement: 65
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 52
Luis Arráez: 79
Ernie Clement: 65
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 52
And things just keep getting worse for the Guardians..
July 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And things just keep getting worse for the Guardians..
These temperatures are making me feel like I'm on fire, kinda like how 56 years ago today the Cuyahoga River was on fire.
June 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
These temperatures are making me feel like I'm on fire, kinda like how 56 years ago today the Cuyahoga River was on fire.
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Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
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theonion.com/michell...
January 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
theonion.com/michell...
theonion.com/michell...
Can't wait to gather around the Non-denominational Holiday Tire with the family this holiday season.
December 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Can't wait to gather around the Non-denominational Holiday Tire with the family this holiday season.
Of course we're going to lose when they shoot almost 50% from 3. Not much you can do when they're on.
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Of course we're going to lose when they shoot almost 50% from 3. Not much you can do when they're on.
Got the holiday decorations put up.
November 28, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Got the holiday decorations put up.
My favorite snack is tomatoes with some salt and pepper on it.
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
My favorite snack is tomatoes with some salt and pepper on it.
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Another surreal Victor Wembanyama photo 🤯
Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.
Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.
November 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Another surreal Victor Wembanyama photo 🤯
Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.
Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.
BO6 is a terrible game. @bradgikarp.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
BO6 is a terrible game. @bradgikarp.bsky.social