Trump keeps trying to riff on Marjorie Taylor Greene's last name when Marjorie Failure Greene is right there
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trump keeps trying to riff on Marjorie Taylor Greene's last name when Marjorie Failure Greene is right there
Now that I have a baby my hobbies are -
Sleeping
Sleeping
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Now that I have a baby my hobbies are -
Sleeping
Sleeping
I find the whole "Aragorn is an example of healthy masculinity" thing to be stupid. Not because I hate Aragorn but because he's a pretty typical example of masculinity in fiction. He's strong and brave and handsome and he loves his friends... sooo, like most leading men in adventures. How subversive
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I find the whole "Aragorn is an example of healthy masculinity" thing to be stupid. Not because I hate Aragorn but because he's a pretty typical example of masculinity in fiction. He's strong and brave and handsome and he loves his friends... sooo, like most leading men in adventures. How subversive
Man, I live on the complete opposite side of the country but I'm getting hyped like I live in NYC
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Man, I live on the complete opposite side of the country but I'm getting hyped like I live in NYC
Having a baby is so weird, there's just this guy in my house now? Who lives here?
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Having a baby is so weird, there's just this guy in my house now? Who lives here?
God babies grow so fast, I have a two month old and I'm like "sunrise, sunset" folding clothes that don't fit him anymore
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
God babies grow so fast, I have a two month old and I'm like "sunrise, sunset" folding clothes that don't fit him anymore
Despite the fact that we all live in the same house, I keep showing my husband our baby like
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Despite the fact that we all live in the same house, I keep showing my husband our baby like
Taking care of a baby is both very easy and very hard
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Taking care of a baby is both very easy and very hard
Man, Rock Lobster fucking whips
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Man, Rock Lobster fucking whips
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cashier: may I take your order
me: like hell you will get your own
me: like hell you will get your own
October 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
cashier: may I take your order
me: like hell you will get your own
me: like hell you will get your own
What is it about finally getting a baby down for a nap that makes you want to flee from the room?
October 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
What is it about finally getting a baby down for a nap that makes you want to flee from the room?
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it sucks how my fridge is full of shit i don't want to eat. what idiot put all this in here
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it sucks how my fridge is full of shit i don't want to eat. what idiot put all this in here
What's Dewgong gong do?
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What's Dewgong gong do?
Man, my baby sleeps like 20 hours a day, I'm so jealous
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Man, my baby sleeps like 20 hours a day, I'm so jealous
I play this album of nursery rhymes for my son and it's very pretty but it also sounds like the beginning of a trailer for a horror movie
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I play this album of nursery rhymes for my son and it's very pretty but it also sounds like the beginning of a trailer for a horror movie
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me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
Does anybody remember that Twitter exchange where someone was claiming (I think it was) Dostoevsky was involved in the Russian revolution and somebody commented like what are you talking about, he was dead for decades by then and then the OP just deflected and bragged about how many books he owned
September 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Does anybody remember that Twitter exchange where someone was claiming (I think it was) Dostoevsky was involved in the Russian revolution and somebody commented like what are you talking about, he was dead for decades by then and then the OP just deflected and bragged about how many books he owned
Okay, Star Wars Outlaws is good, what is everyone's deal?
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Okay, Star Wars Outlaws is good, what is everyone's deal?
Having a baby has made my husband and I even more insulated in our esoteric little club than ever before, all of our inside jokes are about the faces our baby makes
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Having a baby has made my husband and I even more insulated in our esoteric little club than ever before, all of our inside jokes are about the faces our baby makes
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batman doesn't realize people can die from blunt force head trauma
July 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
batman doesn't realize people can die from blunt force head trauma
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My boss: can you do this
Me: the empire is devouring itself and it will spit us all out
Me: the empire is devouring itself and it will spit us all out
September 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My boss: can you do this
Me: the empire is devouring itself and it will spit us all out
Me: the empire is devouring itself and it will spit us all out
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i do not mourn the death of evil people
September 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i do not mourn the death of evil people
I have a swamp cooler that is extremely loud, so it's pretty much pointless trying to watch TV in the summer
September 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I have a swamp cooler that is extremely loud, so it's pretty much pointless trying to watch TV in the summer
My baby was constipated, and when he finally pooped, my husband and I cheered and gave him so many kisses
September 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My baby was constipated, and when he finally pooped, my husband and I cheered and gave him so many kisses
I am going to throw a chair at the next person who tries to scare me about being past my due date
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am going to throw a chair at the next person who tries to scare me about being past my due date