Hairy Big Lump 🏴
@hairybiglump.bsky.social
Professional Drummer and Tutor, Retired Soldier, Lefty, thick class in school, but addicted to puns and song lyric based jokes 🤘🏴 Almost doing everything RATM told me to do in 92, except, ironically, not doing as they told me
Jimmy Savile threatened to sue everyone too
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Jimmy Savile threatened to sue everyone too
Couldn’t resist 😁
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Couldn’t resist 😁
Just occurred to me that if adverts reflected reality, that Old Spice Surfer would ming of sewage
“The mark of a man” said the strapline
The skidmark of a man thanks to privatisation
I’m down for realistic adverts in that sense, don’t think some Reform Donors would be too happy tho
“The mark of a man” said the strapline
The skidmark of a man thanks to privatisation
I’m down for realistic adverts in that sense, don’t think some Reform Donors would be too happy tho
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just occurred to me that if adverts reflected reality, that Old Spice Surfer would ming of sewage
“The mark of a man” said the strapline
The skidmark of a man thanks to privatisation
I’m down for realistic adverts in that sense, don’t think some Reform Donors would be too happy tho
“The mark of a man” said the strapline
The skidmark of a man thanks to privatisation
I’m down for realistic adverts in that sense, don’t think some Reform Donors would be too happy tho
When I was a kid, adverts only represented people on acid, cos I never saw Smash Martians, the Honey Monster and the Singing Butter Blokes till I tried drugs
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When I was a kid, adverts only represented people on acid, cos I never saw Smash Martians, the Honey Monster and the Singing Butter Blokes till I tried drugs
Breaking News, graffiti appears on Reform’s office in Caerphilly
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Breaking News, graffiti appears on Reform’s office in Caerphilly
The face you make when you’ve let Vladimir down and suddenly remember your office isn’t on the ground floor
#caerphilly
#caerphilly
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The face you make when you’ve let Vladimir down and suddenly remember your office isn’t on the ground floor
#caerphilly
#caerphilly
WORK out how dead you are by simply putting the % sign after your age.
October 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
WORK out how dead you are by simply putting the % sign after your age.
Has anyone seen my Brexit freedoms? I don’t know what they look, sound or feel like, but I’ve been told by today’s Daily Express, that someone had them away over the last week or so.
I haven’t got any ‘tons of untreated sewage’ to chuck on a beach, so it can’t be that one
I haven’t got any ‘tons of untreated sewage’ to chuck on a beach, so it can’t be that one
May 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Has anyone seen my Brexit freedoms? I don’t know what they look, sound or feel like, but I’ve been told by today’s Daily Express, that someone had them away over the last week or so.
I haven’t got any ‘tons of untreated sewage’ to chuck on a beach, so it can’t be that one
I haven’t got any ‘tons of untreated sewage’ to chuck on a beach, so it can’t be that one
Probably too late, but I’ve cancelled my membership of the Labour Party, it’s clear they are prepared to throw desperate people under the bus trying to “out-Farage” Farage. What a shameful state to be in, good luck trying to get Ukippers voting for you (spoiler alert, they won’t)
May 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Probably too late, but I’ve cancelled my membership of the Labour Party, it’s clear they are prepared to throw desperate people under the bus trying to “out-Farage” Farage. What a shameful state to be in, good luck trying to get Ukippers voting for you (spoiler alert, they won’t)
Hometown gig last night, awesome fun, despite singing in front of my Mam (always nerve racking)
February 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hometown gig last night, awesome fun, despite singing in front of my Mam (always nerve racking)
I find nothing anybody says offensive, but I do think internally “you’re obviously a prick” when they open their gobs
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I find nothing anybody says offensive, but I do think internally “you’re obviously a prick” when they open their gobs
Great show last night
January 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Great show last night
My “gig” economy, replying to “band required tomorrow” ads on Facebook ‘bands wanted’ pages and getting bugger all replies makes me think the old way of going from venue to venue with business cards is best, life was simpler, you meet nice people and can recce load-in and where the plug sockets are
January 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My “gig” economy, replying to “band required tomorrow” ads on Facebook ‘bands wanted’ pages and getting bugger all replies makes me think the old way of going from venue to venue with business cards is best, life was simpler, you meet nice people and can recce load-in and where the plug sockets are
Had a lovely Christmas Day, so did the tribe
December 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Had a lovely Christmas Day, so did the tribe
Merry Xmas all, trying to persuade the family that First Blood is a Christmas Film, but Bake-Off is victorious in the vote 😫
Proof of Xmassy credentials pictured, it’s also about a veteran that nobody listens to, which is quite apt here, I may pinch the nice chockies rather than going on a rampage
Proof of Xmassy credentials pictured, it’s also about a veteran that nobody listens to, which is quite apt here, I may pinch the nice chockies rather than going on a rampage
December 24, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Merry Xmas all, trying to persuade the family that First Blood is a Christmas Film, but Bake-Off is victorious in the vote 😫
Proof of Xmassy credentials pictured, it’s also about a veteran that nobody listens to, which is quite apt here, I may pinch the nice chockies rather than going on a rampage
Proof of Xmassy credentials pictured, it’s also about a veteran that nobody listens to, which is quite apt here, I may pinch the nice chockies rather than going on a rampage
Feeling better after a rough week
Call it Manflu, but violent coughing fits, coupled with a dose of the shits, is the sort of mild peril I don’t enjoy.
I’d like to thank Lucozade and the Taskmaster Podcast for getting me through it all
Call it Manflu, but violent coughing fits, coupled with a dose of the shits, is the sort of mild peril I don’t enjoy.
I’d like to thank Lucozade and the Taskmaster Podcast for getting me through it all
December 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Feeling better after a rough week
Call it Manflu, but violent coughing fits, coupled with a dose of the shits, is the sort of mild peril I don’t enjoy.
I’d like to thank Lucozade and the Taskmaster Podcast for getting me through it all
Call it Manflu, but violent coughing fits, coupled with a dose of the shits, is the sort of mild peril I don’t enjoy.
I’d like to thank Lucozade and the Taskmaster Podcast for getting me through it all
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Ministers from both Welsh and Belgian Governments are meeting tomorrow to discuss construction of a tunnel to link both countries to save on travel costs for both sets of football fans who seem to be making the trip on an annual basis....
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Ministers from both Welsh and Belgian Governments are meeting tomorrow to discuss construction of a tunnel to link both countries to save on travel costs for both sets of football fans who seem to be making the trip on an annual basis....
Did think the “Magic Man who knows if you’re naughty or nice” crowds would have a bit more solidarity
Spectacular “Stone throwing” from a Stained Glass House there
Spectacular “Stone throwing” from a Stained Glass House there
Love this story: vicar tells primary school pupils that Father Christmas isn’t real, their parents give them the presents in engagingly ill-judged sermon at school.
Vicar’s Santa sermon ‘ruins Christmas’ for sobbing school pupils
The Rev Dr Paul Chamberlain has had to apologise for his Nativity talk that left teachers scrambling to ‘bring the magic back’
www.thetimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Did think the “Magic Man who knows if you’re naughty or nice” crowds would have a bit more solidarity
Spectacular “Stone throwing” from a Stained Glass House there
Spectacular “Stone throwing” from a Stained Glass House there
Breaking News:
Kemi Badenoch thinks “Pavements are for Pussies”, she added “I don’t bother with ‘em, when I go for a walk I prefer to mix it with the Lorries. Because I’m dismissive of woke things, I cannot be killed by Conventional Weapons, Flipping Big Macs, made me a fucking killing machine”
Kemi Badenoch thinks “Pavements are for Pussies”, she added “I don’t bother with ‘em, when I go for a walk I prefer to mix it with the Lorries. Because I’m dismissive of woke things, I cannot be killed by Conventional Weapons, Flipping Big Macs, made me a fucking killing machine”
December 13, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Breaking News:
Kemi Badenoch thinks “Pavements are for Pussies”, she added “I don’t bother with ‘em, when I go for a walk I prefer to mix it with the Lorries. Because I’m dismissive of woke things, I cannot be killed by Conventional Weapons, Flipping Big Macs, made me a fucking killing machine”
Kemi Badenoch thinks “Pavements are for Pussies”, she added “I don’t bother with ‘em, when I go for a walk I prefer to mix it with the Lorries. Because I’m dismissive of woke things, I cannot be killed by Conventional Weapons, Flipping Big Macs, made me a fucking killing machine”
Just imagining a younger Kemi Badenoch screaming “Wimps!” when handing Lunchbreaking Brickies Big Mac & Fries during her ‘Working Class’ years
December 12, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Just imagining a younger Kemi Badenoch screaming “Wimps!” when handing Lunchbreaking Brickies Big Mac & Fries during her ‘Working Class’ years
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(Len(not Frank) Spencer - FB)
(Len(not Frank) Spencer - FB)
December 11, 2024 at 6:51 PM
😂
(Len(not Frank) Spencer - FB)
(Len(not Frank) Spencer - FB)
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I wonder if I can get to 10k followers by Christmas? 🥰😍
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I wonder if I can get to 10k followers by Christmas? 🥰😍
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“4 in 5 UK musicians have lost work because of Brexit”
A shocking insight into how British musicians have suffered in the wake of the country's 2016 referendum to leave the European Union
www.musicradar.com/music-indust...
A shocking insight into how British musicians have suffered in the wake of the country's 2016 referendum to leave the European Union
www.musicradar.com/music-indust...
“4 in 5 UK musicians have lost work because of Brexit”: Unwrapping the legacy of Britain's EU exit on musicians
A shocking insight into how British musicians have suffered in the wake of the country's 2016 referendum to leave the European Union
www.musicradar.com
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 PM
“4 in 5 UK musicians have lost work because of Brexit”
A shocking insight into how British musicians have suffered in the wake of the country's 2016 referendum to leave the European Union
www.musicradar.com/music-indust...
A shocking insight into how British musicians have suffered in the wake of the country's 2016 referendum to leave the European Union
www.musicradar.com/music-indust...
Think I’ll take a bit of time off from fighting the Battle of the Somme this week, anybody else fancy covering?
December 10, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Think I’ll take a bit of time off from fighting the Battle of the Somme this week, anybody else fancy covering?