Bet they didn’t ask just one MEP to shill, how lucky would they have to be to get a shill on the first go? So others were possibly approached and didn’t report it (illegally), or they took the money and did the job (very illegally). Questions to answer Mr Farage

In the spirit of Reform MPs, I should perhaps complain that, whilst menstruating, my daughter has never ‘cheerfully’ gone mountain biking.

A realistic ad would have her in her pyjamas, with a hot water bottle clasped to her stomach, telling me to “fuck off”

People who lived through Smash Martians, the Honey Monster and that orange bloke giving people a slap, now complaining that “Adverts are unrepresentative of reality” are fucking stupid anyway

Are they representing the “singing and dancing while they hoover” community

The face you make when you remember that Vlad throws people who fail him out of windows

I watched Terry & June and Terry didn’t once shout “Buswankers!” at anyone from the window of his Austin Princess. Comedy isn’t what it used to be

Could have been worse, could have had an arm put round your shoulder whilst being told “You’re not a bad guy”

I also came ‘runner up’ on the live experience, whilst my girlfriend was rewarded with a prize for being “best of the worst” and hasn’t stopped crowing about it (it’s on our mantelpiece)

Would be refreshing if someone on the panel of these shows poked fun at some of this nonsense, “Which birds?” Or “Laden or unladen Swallows?”

Lets make ridiculous things to say ridiculous again

Just read, was scrolling through after just waking up so originally didn’t read the article. It’s good to see this sort of thing being written about. Political programmes are almost becoming unwatchable thanks to the automated spouting of nonsense phrases by politicians.

“For the Birds” has to be a close second, politicians use that all the time when they can’t even be arsed to think of an argument