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@hadesselch.bsky.social
robot enjoyer & emet-selch liker ; they/them, mid-30s ; no 🔞 nor 🐜 ; #nanowrimo2018winner
carrd: https://hadesselch.carrd.co/
carrd: https://hadesselch.carrd.co/
Pinned
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Born To Dessicate
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Born To Dessicate
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
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Reposted by sass @ merry selchmas
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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ME, DYING: please... remember me
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
January 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
ME, DYING: please... remember me
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
GUY WHO DISMEMBERED ME: no
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gonna be quoting this forever I fear
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
gonna be quoting this forever I fear
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The brand name is EXTREMELY unfortunate
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The brand name is EXTREMELY unfortunate
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normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
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lbh, disgusted: liu…shishu doesn’t even carry around snack money for shizun. what a disgrace.
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
lbh, disgusted: liu…shishu doesn’t even carry around snack money for shizun. what a disgrace.
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Cat Cafe Art Party!
i want to see the warrior of light surrounded by cats
January 23, 2026 @ 8PM - 12AM PACIFIC TIME
Crystal, Brynhildr, Lavender Beds, W13, P13
#CatCafeAP
i want to see the warrior of light surrounded by cats
January 23, 2026 @ 8PM - 12AM PACIFIC TIME
Crystal, Brynhildr, Lavender Beds, W13, P13
#CatCafeAP
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Cat Cafe Art Party!
i want to see the warrior of light surrounded by cats
January 23, 2026 @ 8PM - 12AM PACIFIC TIME
Crystal, Brynhildr, Lavender Beds, W13, P13
#CatCafeAP
i want to see the warrior of light surrounded by cats
January 23, 2026 @ 8PM - 12AM PACIFIC TIME
Crystal, Brynhildr, Lavender Beds, W13, P13
#CatCafeAP
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hades: sorry for being english
me, holding a gun: some crimes can never be forgiven
me, holding a gun: some crimes can never be forgiven
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
hades: sorry for being english
me, holding a gun: some crimes can never be forgiven
me, holding a gun: some crimes can never be forgiven
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can someone please check up on my outdoor cat x'rhun tia
#wolqotd but I guess more for the players, if you could bring back one character to feature majorly in the msq who would it be. Could be someone dead, someone who's been sidelined, someone from a side quest, literally anyone but our current mainstays
Mine would be Fordola btw
Mine would be Fordola btw
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
can someone please check up on my outdoor cat x'rhun tia
jesus i just hit 200k on dancer
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
jesus i just hit 200k on dancer
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[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
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How much trouble am I going to be in when Dandy finds out about this?
I can explain. She’s my aunt’s cat.
I can explain. She’s my aunt’s cat.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
How much trouble am I going to be in when Dandy finds out about this?
I can explain. She’s my aunt’s cat.
I can explain. She’s my aunt’s cat.
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anyway good morning
January 23, 2026 at 10:22 AM
anyway good morning
i love putting emet through the torment nexus
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i love putting emet through the torment nexus
thinking of how much of solus was swas actually solus and how much was hades and going insane
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
thinking of how much of solus was swas actually solus and how much was hades and going insane
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*zooooooooming in*
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
*zooooooooming in*
just walked a total of 40 min in rainy wet windy weather and is2g i was gonna get trench foot
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 PM
just walked a total of 40 min in rainy wet windy weather and is2g i was gonna get trench foot
cactuar bc some friends were there
now im trapped
now im trapped
#wolqotd | #wolquestion
For players: Which server are you from? 🗺️ Is there a story behind why you chose that server? And do you mind friends visiting you there?
For players: Which server are you from? 🗺️ Is there a story behind why you chose that server? And do you mind friends visiting you there?
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
cactuar bc some friends were there
now im trapped
now im trapped
pruning my alts…
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
pruning my alts…