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robot enjoyer & emet-selch liker ; they/them, mid-30s ; no 🔞 nor 🐜 ; #nanowrimo2018winner
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Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance
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Can’t talk rn gotta prance and skip gleefully
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Can’t talk rn gotta prance and skip gleefully
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January 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i especially like lrt bc i feel like exarch/g’raha’s character development just is sort of…non-existsnt
January 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i especially like lrt bc i feel like exarch/g’raha’s character development just is sort of…non-existsnt
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This touches on one of my favorite things about ShB - that Emet-Selch, the Exarch, AND THANCRED are all foils of the same "I lost something irreplaceable and am confronted with the horrors it would take to get it back" concept
But only Thancred changes himself instead of trying to change the loss.
But only Thancred changes himself instead of trying to change the loss.
So I guess where I'm going with this is that one meme about 'I would die for you' 'okay but would you go to therapy for me?'.
And Thancred said 'yes, actually', and then actually started (painfully, slowly, imperfectly) doing the work. And that means so much to me.
And Thancred said 'yes, actually', and then actually started (painfully, slowly, imperfectly) doing the work. And that means so much to me.
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This touches on one of my favorite things about ShB - that Emet-Selch, the Exarch, AND THANCRED are all foils of the same "I lost something irreplaceable and am confronted with the horrors it would take to get it back" concept
But only Thancred changes himself instead of trying to change the loss.
But only Thancred changes himself instead of trying to change the loss.
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i like the implication that estinien is just minding his own business living his best unemployed life and the scions constantly keep interrupting his peace
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
i like the implication that estinien is just minding his own business living his best unemployed life and the scions constantly keep interrupting his peace
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Tataru dragging Estinien out like this
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Tataru dragging Estinien out like this
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January 25, 2026 at 7:42 AM
i prommie i still love TF
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 AM
i prommie i still love TF
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If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!
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one again i am putting wyra in little outfits (i am preparing a convoluted wolqotd answer several days late)
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 AM
one again i am putting wyra in little outfits (i am preparing a convoluted wolqotd answer several days late)
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
thank you gamerescape for your transcripts i love you
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
thank you gamerescape for your transcripts i love you
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"Let's do Bozja together." #amiposing
January 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"Let's do Bozja together." #amiposing
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Gandalf dying is so sad it’s like imagine your weed guy getting killed by a demon.
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Gandalf dying is so sad it’s like imagine your weed guy getting killed by a demon.
are all of my canadian moots doing okay
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 AM
are all of my canadian moots doing okay
@sorcererofeld.bsky.social are you holding up okay in this polar vortex??
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 AM
@sorcererofeld.bsky.social are you holding up okay in this polar vortex??
i'm gonna trap ciri in a freak snowstorm too [looks sadly at the foot of snow in my backyard]
January 25, 2026 at 7:13 AM
i'm gonna trap ciri in a freak snowstorm too [looks sadly at the foot of snow in my backyard]
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shock/honored to have my work thought of... here's that piece idk if it's the one you're talking about but here you go...
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
shock/honored to have my work thought of... here's that piece idk if it's the one you're talking about but here you go...
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there was also this that i got earlier as well so you're not wrong...
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 AM
there was also this that i got earlier as well so you're not wrong...
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You’d think Magnai getting humiliated by women would get old by now.
You’d be wrong.
You’d be wrong.
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 AM
You’d think Magnai getting humiliated by women would get old by now.
You’d be wrong.
You’d be wrong.
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I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE SCENES WERE
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE SCENES WERE