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🤨 Nabil Tannerian 💪🏻
@gympiak.bsky.social
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I used to be smart, now I'm slowly turning into a himbo 🤡
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🤨 Nabil Tannerian 💪🏻 @gympiak.bsky.social · Nov 16
J'imagine qu'il faut attirer le chaland 🙃
gympiak.bsky.social
In this thread, I will explain how great #TedLasso is

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two men are standing next to each other on a soccer field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a soccer field .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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z0mbye.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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ursusmolestus.bsky.social
Le saviez-tu ? Si aujourd'hui on a INTERDICTION de boire de la Javel, c'est à cause que les WOKES ils nous l'ont interdit juste parce que eux ils sont trop FAIBLES pour cette boisson de BONHOMME ! Alors debout les hommes, les VRAIS, on boit de la Javel pour montrer qu'on fait qu'est-ce qu'on veut !
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A brown and white bunny sits in a field of daisies with a daisy tucked behind its ear.
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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ninimacbright.bsky.social
Ma mère m’appelle tellement souvent que mon téléphone l’a classée en "Suspicion de spam"
C’est moche la technologie
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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adamcobb.bsky.social
This isn’t nearly at that level but I went to an incredibly fancy gym in Singapore over the summer and you see how it happens. Didn’t bring toiletries? Oh they’re all there, here’s your towel, we’ve planned the workout for you, here’s some hair wax! You can stop doing so much thinking.
rob-sheridan.com Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23h
If you talk with the most down-to-earth, level-headed multi-millionaires, you see it taking form: So much invisible friction has been removed from their lives in ways great & small that they don't even see, so with best intentions they feel like they can still relate to common folks, but they can't.
tylerfromtheinternet.com Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d
If you have a billion dollars or more, you are evil. You don't start out as evil, so it's not like only evil people ever get a billion dollars; it's just that being a billionaire forced you to make a choice, be evil or change how you do things and stop being a billionaire. Billionaires choose evil.
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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astropierre.com
Les sourciers affirment détecter de l'eau souterraine au moyen de différents dispositifs (baguettes, pendule...)

Loin d'être cantonnés à des activités traditionnelles, on apprend en 2024 que certaines préfectures rendent leur passage obligatoire dans le cadre de grands travaux.

Fil à dérouler ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Un sourcier marchant vers le photographe avec une baguette de bois en forme de Y
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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thesamejeanguy.bsky.social
Même les anglais se foutent de l'Académie française
2 tweets de dreg-heap: <Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"> <French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'intérieur de l'édifice">
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
I mean, he could...
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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petitpieddessin.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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brizzio.bsky.social
POUTINE A MENTI ???
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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dedelajoie.fr
Ha mais oui en voilà une bonne idée !
Écologiquement, économiquement et socialement ça semble une excellente idée 🙄
bfmtv.com BFMTV @bfmtv.com · 1d
🔴 INFO RMC ▶️ https://l.bfmtv.com/UvDP
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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lecodeestdanslepre.fr
Le CSS est compris par tous les chats
Mème montrant un chat blanc et gris compressé dans un récipient carré transparent, parfaitement moulé aux parois, avec en dessous un extrait de code CSS : .Cat { width: 100%; height: 100%; }"
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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franceinfo.fr
🔴⚡ALERTE INFO - Les locaux français de X perquisitionnés par la section de lutte contre la cybercriminalité du parquet de Paris
➡️ https://l.franceinfo.fr/c5G
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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adamtots.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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bertrand-k.bsky.social
Le criminou lé inocen
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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tontonpogo.bsky.social
Permettez moi de vous présenter ce chef d'œuvre chiné sur le groupe du bureau et vous souhaiter le moins pire lundi possible au capitalistan
L'affiche de DANTE'S PEAK, le film de volcan avec Pierce Brosnan et linda hamilton mais on a rajouté Gwen Stefani qui chante "I know what you're sayin' " parce que DANTE'S PEAK ça ressemble à "dont speak" un peu, tu sais la chanson des no doubt que c'était Gwen Stefani qui chantait dans no doubt à l'époque bref
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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lecodeestdanslepre.fr
Mème en 4 panels issu de Terminator 2. Panel 1 : Le T-800 au téléphone demande ‘Your mom is a backend developer?’. Panel 2 : John Connor répond ‘Yeah, why?’. Le T-800 dit ‘Javascript is the best language for backend’. Panel 3 : La mère adoptive (en réalité le T-1000 déguisé) répond au téléphone avec un sourire suspect : ‘Sure it is!’. Panel 4 : Le T-800 comprend l’imposture grâce à cette hérésie technique et annonce à John : ‘Your foster parents are dead’
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A white and gray bunny leans against a miniature shopping cart filled with orange tangerines.
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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umami.blue
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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lesjoiesducode.fr
Bonne journée, bisous. 😘
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
gympiak.bsky.social
New gray sweatpants, had to show it to ya.
#MonochromeMonday
February 2, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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laurentpotelle.bsky.social
J'avoue avoir une prédilection certaine pour le Street Art d'opportunité...
À la base d'une pierre assez grande (plus d'un mètre en tous cas) est peint par l'artiste un petit Obélix. Endiré qu'il porte l'immense pierre comme un menhir...
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM