Captain Barfheart
@gvigary.bsky.social
Raised up by the Peter Principle.
Emboldened by Dunning-Kruger.
Brought down by Murphy's Law.
Emboldened by Dunning-Kruger.
Brought down by Murphy's Law.
This morning, I realised that it's almost exactly 40 years since I first thought of ending my life.
I'm still here, despite the shit that happened since.
Get help if you need it:
Samaritans: 116 123 (or email jo@samaritans.org)
Text "SHOUT" (or "YM" if under 19) to 85258
Mind: 0300 102 1234
I'm still here, despite the shit that happened since.
Get help if you need it:
Samaritans: 116 123 (or email jo@samaritans.org)
Text "SHOUT" (or "YM" if under 19) to 85258
Mind: 0300 102 1234
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This morning, I realised that it's almost exactly 40 years since I first thought of ending my life.
I'm still here, despite the shit that happened since.
Get help if you need it:
Samaritans: 116 123 (or email jo@samaritans.org)
Text "SHOUT" (or "YM" if under 19) to 85258
Mind: 0300 102 1234
I'm still here, despite the shit that happened since.
Get help if you need it:
Samaritans: 116 123 (or email jo@samaritans.org)
Text "SHOUT" (or "YM" if under 19) to 85258
Mind: 0300 102 1234
Reposted by Captain Barfheart
Why do AI company logos all look like buttholes? Warning: you can't unsee it
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February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Why do AI company logos all look like buttholes? Warning: you can't unsee it
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1) Nepal almost shock England, taking their match to the final ball.
2) Italy thrash Nepal, winning by 10 wickets with more than 7 overs to spare.
Next match for Italy? They play England. If England lose, this could surpass all their other embarrassing world cup exits. In EVERY sport.
#T20WC
2) Italy thrash Nepal, winning by 10 wickets with more than 7 overs to spare.
Next match for Italy? They play England. If England lose, this could surpass all their other embarrassing world cup exits. In EVERY sport.
#T20WC
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
1) Nepal almost shock England, taking their match to the final ball.
2) Italy thrash Nepal, winning by 10 wickets with more than 7 overs to spare.
Next match for Italy? They play England. If England lose, this could surpass all their other embarrassing world cup exits. In EVERY sport.
#T20WC
2) Italy thrash Nepal, winning by 10 wickets with more than 7 overs to spare.
Next match for Italy? They play England. If England lose, this could surpass all their other embarrassing world cup exits. In EVERY sport.
#T20WC
Posts about classical composers are just Hoven Beet.
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Posts about classical composers are just Hoven Beet.
If Mandelson was unfit to be US Ambassador because of his links to Epstein, why is the company owned by documented Epstin friend and associate Peter Thiel (Palantir) not unfit to handle various contracts for the MoD, NHS and other UK govt depts which may have been facilitated by that same Mandelson?
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If Mandelson was unfit to be US Ambassador because of his links to Epstein, why is the company owned by documented Epstin friend and associate Peter Thiel (Palantir) not unfit to handle various contracts for the MoD, NHS and other UK govt depts which may have been facilitated by that same Mandelson?
Looking forward to all the "Still Watford manager?" jokes.
#WatfordFC
#WatfordFC
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Looking forward to all the "Still Watford manager?" jokes.
#WatfordFC
#WatfordFC
Am I imagining things, or does this advert for AI imply that everyone using AI is a total fucking idiot? #AIdiots
Blurry: Out-hire or be out-hired.
YouTube video by Video ad upload channel for 472-660-6947
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Am I imagining things, or does this advert for AI imply that everyone using AI is a total fucking idiot? #AIdiots
I used to have a rainy day fund, but we're almost 40 days into 2026 and it's rained every single day.
And if that's not a metaphor for current events, I'm not sure what is.
And if that's not a metaphor for current events, I'm not sure what is.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I used to have a rainy day fund, but we're almost 40 days into 2026 and it's rained every single day.
And if that's not a metaphor for current events, I'm not sure what is.
And if that's not a metaphor for current events, I'm not sure what is.
It must have been crazy hard being a schoolboy called Jackson when The Karate Kid came out.
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
It must have been crazy hard being a schoolboy called Jackson when The Karate Kid came out.
Of course the Epstein files are important, but are we losing sight of something?
He is clearly no longer catering to the desires of rich perverts.
Do we think those desires have disappeared?
Or is somebody else catering to them?
If so, who?
Where are the "parties" now, and who goes to them?
#Epstein
He is clearly no longer catering to the desires of rich perverts.
Do we think those desires have disappeared?
Or is somebody else catering to them?
If so, who?
Where are the "parties" now, and who goes to them?
#Epstein
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Of course the Epstein files are important, but are we losing sight of something?
He is clearly no longer catering to the desires of rich perverts.
Do we think those desires have disappeared?
Or is somebody else catering to them?
If so, who?
Where are the "parties" now, and who goes to them?
#Epstein
He is clearly no longer catering to the desires of rich perverts.
Do we think those desires have disappeared?
Or is somebody else catering to them?
If so, who?
Where are the "parties" now, and who goes to them?
#Epstein
![3 News headlines
2018: Norton Motorcycles boss Stuart Garner says "UK better prepared [for Brexit] than media has us believe"
2019: Garner says "Brexit has kicked us up the backside"
2020: Norton Motorcycles goes into administration](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u6jybnp7xl5qdax5ybf6pkyx/bafkreigl354jk5bjm2nmajlmczp36u3ty26ze3bxlccw2eylyn2pzidjje@jpeg)
It's time for all the agents who've been good to open the last door on their transfer window calendar.
Hope you get a chocolate Harry Redknapp!
Hope you get a chocolate Harry Redknapp!
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
It's time for all the agents who've been good to open the last door on their transfer window calendar.
Hope you get a chocolate Harry Redknapp!
Hope you get a chocolate Harry Redknapp!
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Damn, forgot to send my transfer deadline day cards again.
January 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Damn, forgot to send my transfer deadline day cards again.
If Rodney King was able to sue LA for $3.8 million 35 years ago, how much should Renee Good's and Alex Pretti's family seek from ICE?
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If Rodney King was able to sue LA for $3.8 million 35 years ago, how much should Renee Good's and Alex Pretti's family seek from ICE?
I can't like Djokovic in the wake of his covid anti-vaxx stance, but I can't help admiring him. I just hope that he and Alcaraz recover physically by Sunday and can give us more of the drama that both (and their respective opponents) produced tonight.
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I can't like Djokovic in the wake of his covid anti-vaxx stance, but I can't help admiring him. I just hope that he and Alcaraz recover physically by Sunday and can give us more of the drama that both (and their respective opponents) produced tonight.
In other news, Bad Bunny sees a 759% increase in bookings, and the Dems are looking to bring him in for the next budget vote.
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
In other news, Bad Bunny sees a 759% increase in bookings, and the Dems are looking to bring him in for the next budget vote.
In the news tonight: Trump. Israel/Gaza. Iran. Reform. Unemployment. Winter storms.
The fact that the storms are the least depressing major item.... ugh.
The fact that the storms are the least depressing major item.... ugh.
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
In the news tonight: Trump. Israel/Gaza. Iran. Reform. Unemployment. Winter storms.
The fact that the storms are the least depressing major item.... ugh.
The fact that the storms are the least depressing major item.... ugh.
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Dear BBC,
Why does the word truth appear in quote marks?
Are you no longer convinced that the concept has any meaning?
Have you given in to the prevailing assumption that all truth is partial and subjective?
I think his family want the TRUTH.
The ACTUAL truth.
@bbcpressoffice.bsky.social
Why does the word truth appear in quote marks?
Are you no longer convinced that the concept has any meaning?
Have you given in to the prevailing assumption that all truth is partial and subjective?
I think his family want the TRUTH.
The ACTUAL truth.
@bbcpressoffice.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Dear BBC,
Why does the word truth appear in quote marks?
Are you no longer convinced that the concept has any meaning?
Have you given in to the prevailing assumption that all truth is partial and subjective?
I think his family want the TRUTH.
The ACTUAL truth.
@bbcpressoffice.bsky.social
Why does the word truth appear in quote marks?
Are you no longer convinced that the concept has any meaning?
Have you given in to the prevailing assumption that all truth is partial and subjective?
I think his family want the TRUTH.
The ACTUAL truth.
@bbcpressoffice.bsky.social
I always knew that Trump would set out to destroy all that is Pretti and Good.
I never realised he would be this literal.
I never realised he would be this literal.
January 25, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I always knew that Trump would set out to destroy all that is Pretti and Good.
I never realised he would be this literal.
I never realised he would be this literal.
Superb that I am the Beat is one place higher than The Beat
#totp
Also, this era of music was awesome except for the whole shooting an all-time legend bit.
#totp
Also, this era of music was awesome except for the whole shooting an all-time legend bit.
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Superb that I am the Beat is one place higher than The Beat
#totp
Also, this era of music was awesome except for the whole shooting an all-time legend bit.
#totp
Also, this era of music was awesome except for the whole shooting an all-time legend bit.
BBC: Barron Trump reports seeing (via video call) woman beaten up in UK.
'When asked by the operator how he knows the woman, he said: "I don't think these details matter, she's getting beat up but OK fine, also I met her on social media, I don't think that matters."'
🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'When asked by the operator how he knows the woman, he said: "I don't think these details matter, she's getting beat up but OK fine, also I met her on social media, I don't think that matters."'
🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Barron Trump called UK police after seeing woman 'beat up', court hears
President Trump's youngest son told officers in London he had seen a friend being attacked during a video call.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 9:39 PM
BBC: Barron Trump reports seeing (via video call) woman beaten up in UK.
'When asked by the operator how he knows the woman, he said: "I don't think these details matter, she's getting beat up but OK fine, also I met her on social media, I don't think that matters."'
🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'When asked by the operator how he knows the woman, he said: "I don't think these details matter, she's getting beat up but OK fine, also I met her on social media, I don't think that matters."'
🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reposted by Captain Barfheart
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
Totally inadequate response.
The whole rest of NATO needs to make it clear that an invasion of Greenland will be seen as an act of war against NATO, with instant economic sanctions being applied including the seizure of US assets.
Lay it out upfront.
Don't let him pretend he didn't know.
The whole rest of NATO needs to make it clear that an invasion of Greenland will be seen as an act of war against NATO, with instant economic sanctions being applied including the seizure of US assets.
Lay it out upfront.
Don't let him pretend he didn't know.
Sign our open letter calling on Starmer to refuse all US use of British military bases in any invasion of Greenland:
tally.so/r/2EKBb9
tally.so/r/2EKBb9
Open letter: Don't help Trump invade Greenland
An open letter to Keir Starmer, organised by the Abolish Westminster investigative journalism newsletter.
tally.so
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Totally inadequate response.
The whole rest of NATO needs to make it clear that an invasion of Greenland will be seen as an act of war against NATO, with instant economic sanctions being applied including the seizure of US assets.
Lay it out upfront.
Don't let him pretend he didn't know.
The whole rest of NATO needs to make it clear that an invasion of Greenland will be seen as an act of war against NATO, with instant economic sanctions being applied including the seizure of US assets.
Lay it out upfront.
Don't let him pretend he didn't know.
