Guy Patton
guypatton.bsky.social
Guy Patton
@guypatton.bsky.social
Writing | Shooting | Editing | Parenting
I wrote this. My buddy made it. Watch, rate & review on Amazon, if only to see a person apologize for a “misundershooting!”
The extended trailer's dropped just in time for the freakin' weekend!

#snatchersfilm #indiefilm #sciencefiction #comedy #aliens #foodtrucks
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey I wrote this! Excited for you to see it.
I made this film with sweat, tears, some literal blood, and I'd love for you to watch it!
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Holloween!
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
WHITE! SMOKE! NEW POPE!
WHITE! SMOKE! NEW POPE!
a black and white photo of a band with the words hey ho ! lets go
ALT: a black and white photo of a band with the words hey ho ! lets go
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*Sung to the tune of “Hey Ho Let’s Go” from “Blitzkrieg Bop”:

BLACK SMOKE, NO POPE!
BLACK SMOKE, NO POPE!
May 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Live coverage of the Papal Conclave:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxr0...
World's Strongest Pope
YouTube video by xBobbyChicagox
m.youtube.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Last #JerseyCity Barcade Family Day 😢
April 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Guy Patton
The general vibe at the Jersey City morning #handsoff event was a mix of joyful anger. So much creativity in the signs touching a broad range of very serious concerns.

1/2
April 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My streak of being selected for additional screening remains unbroken. #pelicancase
April 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sunglasses that seem to say “license and registration please.”
February 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I didn’t know it was #internationalclashday just happened to be wearing this:
February 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
November 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM