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Zim
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I complain about things. Inventor of the Venn Donut.
Gmail thing you maybe didn't know: On the left side, click More. Then go to this heading (manage subscriptions)

On the right pane, you will get a list of your subscriptions to emails and a button to unsubscribe. I did about 100 yesterday due to the viral Gemini AI thing going around.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I really hate AI. Apparently today (Friday) is Saturday, why am I at work. Also, if you ask about today's game it tells you about the game on the 22nd but if you ask about tomorrows, it says no game on the 22nd. AI SUCKS SO BAD.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I will not believe the XPENG robot is not a human in a suit until they showcase 5 of them at once, side by side, and the do exactly syncronized movements. At this point I believe it to be an amputee missing the shin down on one leg. The robot part hands appear too far down and could hide human.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I wonder what motivates the swing group of "Didn't offer up a seat until I saw Batman" people. phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Google Finance just straight up refusing to render a chart when BTC drops under 83k. I know its fucky at times, but come on guys.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Jesus wants me to love you.

Make it easier, please.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It's been a bad week to be a Coindexter.

10% loss this week, over 32% down from the October peak.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wow, never go back and read your 10 year old drafts in Gmail unless you want that sweet, sweet late night cringe feeling.
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I just had a micro-hallucination that there was an all-purpose multi-surface spray bottle of "Wu Tang Clean" and now I wonder about my life choices.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hey, did you know - piece of shit Mathbro's don't deserve your hard earned money. Don't buy crypto from entitled bitches.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Am I the first person to ever think of the perjorative "Coindexter"?
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
bsky, remember. Bitcoin can go to $0. It has no intrinsic value.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What opposite of up?
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
line goes down
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bitcoin has no intrinsic value.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
2026 new years resolution, do not make the one kerning joke you have fit into any discussion of keming.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Honestly, Fuck Orange Julius.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
MOTHER
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
HOLD THE LINE #democrats
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Heartless fucks do everything in their power to ensure hungry people stay that way.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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One slice of Costco's pecan pie contains an astonishing 540 calories! But a secret life hack is to make the slices twice as big which reduces their calorie count from 1080 to 480 after the application of AI math and mistakenly using Google instead of a better search engine
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Misread the headline as "These 2 Simple Habibis will Guarantee that you are Happier In Retirement" and now I want that article.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Honestly how is Trump so shit and Ron Wyden so good?
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 16d
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM