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i’m like a clown in hell
if i have to compress one more pdf i think i will start hurting people
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
if i have to compress one more pdf i think i will start hurting people
i’m going to throw up at you
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i’m going to throw up at you
your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
I Love Strange-Voiced Women
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I Love Strange-Voiced Women
old men see a saturated color and start losing their minds
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
old men see a saturated color and start losing their minds
2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
hello college students. please list breakfast foods at me. this is the best use of our classtime
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
hello college students. please list breakfast foods at me. this is the best use of our classtime
car driving 15mph under the speed limit in front of me with a bumper sticker that says “love like jesus”
DRIVE like jesus. TAKE THE WHEEL
DRIVE like jesus. TAKE THE WHEEL
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
car driving 15mph under the speed limit in front of me with a bumper sticker that says “love like jesus”
DRIVE like jesus. TAKE THE WHEEL
DRIVE like jesus. TAKE THE WHEEL
i’m pansexual for bagels
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i’m pansexual for bagels
Reposted by splurge on gunk
Maine is a place I escaped
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Maine is a place I escaped
Reposted by splurge on gunk
L + ratio + stole your hide
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
L + ratio + stole your hide
Horton Hears a WOKE!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Horton Hears a WOKE!!!!
Fake News Mother or Ai Music Father
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Fake News Mother or Ai Music Father
you can’t manipulate a horse
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
you can’t manipulate a horse
a horse does not know what a parlay is
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
a horse does not know what a parlay is
i’m goin to bitch lake
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i’m goin to bitch lake
i can come up with a 5x5 list of assumptions about ANYONE
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i can come up with a 5x5 list of assumptions about ANYONE
dude they put me in The Machine today
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
dude they put me in The Machine today
(dentist drilling your teeth) you wanna hear something fucked up?
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
(dentist drilling your teeth) you wanna hear something fucked up?
my loud freak music is radiating psychological warning signs so that my roommates will be afraid and stop turning the thermostat down
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
my loud freak music is radiating psychological warning signs so that my roommates will be afraid and stop turning the thermostat down
elevator pitch? as in, throwing ball? fucking idiot. it won’t go anywhere
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
elevator pitch? as in, throwing ball? fucking idiot. it won’t go anywhere
i’m gonna be highlighting over fresh pen ink so that it smears all messy if any of you wanna hang later or something
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i’m gonna be highlighting over fresh pen ink so that it smears all messy if any of you wanna hang later or something
sisyphus never had to make a semicircle in adobe illustrator
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
sisyphus never had to make a semicircle in adobe illustrator
you get extra points if you like lunch
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
you get extra points if you like lunch
public bathrooms are great. you can take your pants off in there and they won’t even stop you
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
public bathrooms are great. you can take your pants off in there and they won’t even stop you