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Boy shallot
@boyshallot.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Everyone's a dipshit except for me
I would low key vibe with 5 dads
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would low key vibe with 5 dads
Sorry I haven't posted in some time I've been stunned to silence by the entrancing beauty of nature and her intricate systems
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sorry I haven't posted in some time I've been stunned to silence by the entrancing beauty of nature and her intricate systems
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Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
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2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
2 hour delay guys there’s hostile mobs out there
L + ratio + stole your hide
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
L + ratio + stole your hide
Lamar Jackson handles a football like he's wrestling a live catfish
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lamar Jackson handles a football like he's wrestling a live catfish
Lamar looking at YouTube shorts on that fat ass tablet
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Lamar looking at YouTube shorts on that fat ass tablet
Hey Copilot, wipe my stupid butt
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hey Copilot, wipe my stupid butt
Legend has it on every first down Lamar Jackson is possessed by the ghost of Blake Bortles and he starts playing like Blake Bortles
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Legend has it on every first down Lamar Jackson is possessed by the ghost of Blake Bortles and he starts playing like Blake Bortles
Dak Prescott and Patrick mahomes should just hang up the ball and start kissing and Makeing out
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dak Prescott and Patrick mahomes should just hang up the ball and start kissing and Makeing out
I thought this white boy was hella lame— until he started rapping about Garry's Mod.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I thought this white boy was hella lame— until he started rapping about Garry's Mod.
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a horse does not know what a parlay is
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
a horse does not know what a parlay is
I bee in the Google Meet waiting room like Hello Daddy
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I bee in the Google Meet waiting room like Hello Daddy
Vietnamese gangsta be like Annyeong bitch!
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Vietnamese gangsta be like Annyeong bitch!
The eldest daughter to anxious millenial mom pipeline needs to be studied more.
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The eldest daughter to anxious millenial mom pipeline needs to be studied more.
WOULD YOU RATHER: ejaculate in a
COUCH
or
GRIEVING WIDOW?
COUCH
or
GRIEVING WIDOW?
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
WOULD YOU RATHER: ejaculate in a
COUCH
or
GRIEVING WIDOW?
COUCH
or
GRIEVING WIDOW?
Call me a 2 headed boy the way I retire to this Sheetz safe and clean
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Call me a 2 headed boy the way I retire to this Sheetz safe and clean
It is customary at the end of a Jewish wedding for the gayest cousin to blow into the microphone at the end of their 4 minute ambient guitar solo
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It is customary at the end of a Jewish wedding for the gayest cousin to blow into the microphone at the end of their 4 minute ambient guitar solo
You think there was a reason that they called him Mow The Dong?
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You think there was a reason that they called him Mow The Dong?
(Listening to actual nursery music like music for babies) Oh wow this is musically interesting
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(Listening to actual nursery music like music for babies) Oh wow this is musically interesting
Every news radio station has a reporter named Valerie Bonk and she pronounces "Names" like "nemes"
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every news radio station has a reporter named Valerie Bonk and she pronounces "Names" like "nemes"
Had a nightmare where people started speedrunning pooping like pooping as fast as humanly possible & they started airing it on ESPN2 and there were New York Times articles questioning the safety and ethics
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Had a nightmare where people started speedrunning pooping like pooping as fast as humanly possible & they started airing it on ESPN2 and there were New York Times articles questioning the safety and ethics
Me when my buddies murder a journalist and get away with it: "Ah well. Things happen. Life goes on."
Me when there's a bug in my room and it's moving: "This bug— theyre saying it's one of the most dangerous bugs. Scary, scary bug. This should not be allowed."
Me when there's a bug in my room and it's moving: "This bug— theyre saying it's one of the most dangerous bugs. Scary, scary bug. This should not be allowed."
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Me when my buddies murder a journalist and get away with it: "Ah well. Things happen. Life goes on."
Me when there's a bug in my room and it's moving: "This bug— theyre saying it's one of the most dangerous bugs. Scary, scary bug. This should not be allowed."
Me when there's a bug in my room and it's moving: "This bug— theyre saying it's one of the most dangerous bugs. Scary, scary bug. This should not be allowed."
this is NOT a safe space for everyone. My page is a dangerous space for most people
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
this is NOT a safe space for everyone. My page is a dangerous space for most people
When a chick fil a has the big storefront sign that says "THE ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH" it's basically the same as a white depiction of Jesus
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When a chick fil a has the big storefront sign that says "THE ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH" it's basically the same as a white depiction of Jesus