Stoic Buddha
@dysxleia.bsky.social
All my favorite foods are synonyms for money.
Wiseposting Every Day
This is nothing. Not even absurdist humor.
Wiseposting Every Day
This is nothing. Not even absurdist humor.
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Stoic Buddha
@dysxleia.bsky.social
· Feb 18
Hey look at me I'm a dip shit!
The amount of grass I've touched this year is outrageous. I'm unbearably connected to the real world and feverishly in touch with my surroundings. My thumbs are so stiff and ripped from not posting any Discord messages. Enlightenment is my middle name. Are you a virgin
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The amount of grass I've touched this year is outrageous. I'm unbearably connected to the real world and feverishly in touch with my surroundings. My thumbs are so stiff and ripped from not posting any Discord messages. Enlightenment is my middle name. Are you a virgin
The venn diagram of they/he's with BPD and people with Falling in Reverse in their top 3 is a circle
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The venn diagram of they/he's with BPD and people with Falling in Reverse in their top 3 is a circle
...and that was "The A team" by Ed Sheeran. Here on WXYZ: "The Supermarket", we pride ourselves in playing the most diverse music possible. So as you shop for moldy cheese you can feel represented in our music choices. Anyway here's "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
...and that was "The A team" by Ed Sheeran. Here on WXYZ: "The Supermarket", we pride ourselves in playing the most diverse music possible. So as you shop for moldy cheese you can feel represented in our music choices. Anyway here's "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran
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your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
your grey complexion and volume of thought have stunned the crowd into silence
Headed to PC doctor to get myself optimized
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Headed to PC doctor to get myself optimized
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brain mind pussy forever
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
brain mind pussy forever
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Brain mind pussy forever
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Brain mind pussy forever
Jacking off to her radiant smile
Refreshing Teen's Diary Your Smile Is So Blindingly Radiant Kotone Shibasaki
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Jacking off to her radiant smile
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hey Google please display ferocious tit mogging
I don't understand YOU or how YOU exist. Its fine ofc. I don't really care. I'll support YOU. They who is sitting directly in front of me. I'm lowkey trying to avoid making my child like YOU. Not because YOU'RE bad, but because YOU would get bullied in middle school so bad
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't understand YOU or how YOU exist. Its fine ofc. I don't really care. I'll support YOU. They who is sitting directly in front of me. I'm lowkey trying to avoid making my child like YOU. Not because YOU'RE bad, but because YOU would get bullied in middle school so bad
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Check out vowels if you need to make a sound
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Check out vowels if you need to make a sound
That math test was so hard bro. Someone gimme my PDF of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. To make me feel better
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That math test was so hard bro. Someone gimme my PDF of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. To make me feel better
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webmd best symptoms to have
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
webmd best symptoms to have
[Guy with backwards American flag cap and a tshirt with a big jpg of a cowboy printed on it stumbling towards me] why is this hot topic full of boys
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
[Guy with backwards American flag cap and a tshirt with a big jpg of a cowboy printed on it stumbling towards me] why is this hot topic full of boys
Need dating advice: How mysterious would i seem if I wore a shirt with a big question mark, had question mark- shaped tattoos and jewelry, always looked visibly confused, had a little question mark over my head
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Need dating advice: How mysterious would i seem if I wore a shirt with a big question mark, had question mark- shaped tattoos and jewelry, always looked visibly confused, had a little question mark over my head
I told my kids about the Lesbian Document today
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I told my kids about the Lesbian Document today
Busty bitches got psycho racks (Shakespeare, 6.7)
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Busty bitches got psycho racks (Shakespeare, 6.7)
WOW ❤️❤️❤️
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
WOW ❤️❤️❤️
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
Now that I have your attention, you should buy this Charlie kirk shaped slip-n-slide. I made it with AI. Nine hundred and ten dollars.
Cuomo: Mamdani just has no experience with horse girls.
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Cuomo: Mamdani just has no experience with horse girls.
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
Zohran: I love it when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities.
Sliwa: its like my ol friend Jack Burton used to say back in the twenties when we was runnin up against the Chinese hell of the upside down sinners. "What the hell"
I'm sorry about accidentally referring to female genitalia in my previous post. It was a typo and it's giving people the wrong idea about my smoothie invention.
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm sorry about accidentally referring to female genitalia in my previous post. It was a typo and it's giving people the wrong idea about my smoothie invention.
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
I was actually trying to call it the Purple Aloha Hitler Smoothie
I wish I was a passenger princess. O! Imagine the whimsy of being stationary. Imagine the character building i will get from relying on the kindness of others.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I wish I was a passenger princess. O! Imagine the whimsy of being stationary. Imagine the character building i will get from relying on the kindness of others.
Had a dream about a new kind of smoothie called a purple aloha vaginas smoothie
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Had a dream about a new kind of smoothie called a purple aloha vaginas smoothie
Oh no haha it's okay that you're a mosquito magnet. It's kinda cute actually. Lmao did you know that scientists proved that mosquitos are attracted to sweaty, ovulating women? Yeah, I wonder how they know haha. Guess you just got that "aroma of love" those bugs just eat up lol. I'm a virgin btw
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oh no haha it's okay that you're a mosquito magnet. It's kinda cute actually. Lmao did you know that scientists proved that mosquitos are attracted to sweaty, ovulating women? Yeah, I wonder how they know haha. Guess you just got that "aroma of love" those bugs just eat up lol. I'm a virgin btw
Jubilee: Surrounded episode. Me vs. 20 Stupid Slut Women. 4 hours.
Is It True That Most Big Tits Women Are Stupid Sluts? 4 Hours
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Jubilee: Surrounded episode. Me vs. 20 Stupid Slut Women. 4 hours.
I will proceed after enormous amounts of further ado
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I will proceed after enormous amounts of further ado