@gullyvuhr.bsky.social
I drink scotch, read poetry, and know things | ENTP | Prior military | Virgo in love | Poetic math geek | Shameless flirt | straight white guy with no podcast
I flirted once with my own reflection and it ghosted me.
I flirted once with my own reflection and it ghosted me.
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💰💰💰 Trump would hate if you reposted that Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings bonanza continues!!!
Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings bonanza continues | CNN Business
Newfound enthusiasm about the ABC late-night show host is not evaporating after just one monologue.
www.cnn.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
💰💰💰 Trump would hate if you reposted that Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings bonanza continues!!!
Your porn star name is your first name plus your last name. Slut.
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Your porn star name is your first name plus your last name. Slut.
Yes, I'm ogling you. It's kind of my thing.
May 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yes, I'm ogling you. It's kind of my thing.
If I love you I will absolutely take a bullet for you. Also, I'm 100% the reason we're being shot at.
Just saying choose wisely.
Just saying choose wisely.
May 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I love you I will absolutely take a bullet for you. Also, I'm 100% the reason we're being shot at.
Just saying choose wisely.
Just saying choose wisely.
used my great grandmother's recipe for boiling water this morning. follow me for more cooking tips.
May 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
used my great grandmother's recipe for boiling water this morning. follow me for more cooking tips.
Update: moved something with my mind finally, but it was just my arm. a bittersweet victory for my developing mind powers.
May 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Update: moved something with my mind finally, but it was just my arm. a bittersweet victory for my developing mind powers.
Day 928923423, still dont have the abs I want. God. Dammit.
May 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Day 928923423, still dont have the abs I want. God. Dammit.
Really cute lady cop gave me her number today. Sure it was only 3 digits and she said it was only for emergencies, but I can read between the lines here.
May 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Really cute lady cop gave me her number today. Sure it was only 3 digits and she said it was only for emergencies, but I can read between the lines here.
Gracie says Merry Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Gracie says Merry Christmas
Even at Christmas no one on this train is polite enough to give up their seat for someone who is pregnant, so I now I'm forced to stand here with my sweatshirt balled up in the front of my jacket.
December 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Even at Christmas no one on this train is polite enough to give up their seat for someone who is pregnant, so I now I'm forced to stand here with my sweatshirt balled up in the front of my jacket.
Given my tendency to overthink, it would be reasonable to expect my decisions to be better.
December 16, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Given my tendency to overthink, it would be reasonable to expect my decisions to be better.
There is no way Dutch is a real language
December 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
There is no way Dutch is a real language
I would rather slam my dick in a sliding glass door than write a fucking cover letter. Why does this job need a love note along with my resume?
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I would rather slam my dick in a sliding glass door than write a fucking cover letter. Why does this job need a love note along with my resume?
Sunshine and Gracie
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Sunshine and Gracie
It is critical that I inspire my friends and family to be independent and mentally strong, because I won't be around forever. Especially if I win the lottery.
December 8, 2024 at 2:29 PM
It is critical that I inspire my friends and family to be independent and mentally strong, because I won't be around forever. Especially if I win the lottery.
Went to a swinger party last night and it was just a bunch of naked people who wouldn't even give me a push.
December 7, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Went to a swinger party last night and it was just a bunch of naked people who wouldn't even give me a push.
Naming it the nervous system really works on just about every level.
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Naming it the nervous system really works on just about every level.
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I put a bar of soap on my head in the shower and just stand there. I call it trickle down washonomics.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I put a bar of soap on my head in the shower and just stand there. I call it trickle down washonomics.
All women claim to want a fairy tale romance till one of my Ex's show up and curses their vagina.
December 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
All women claim to want a fairy tale romance till one of my Ex's show up and curses their vagina.
My love language is biting.
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
My love language is biting.
Hold off the DMs and meet me at home Depot. I have a idea.
December 2, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Hold off the DMs and meet me at home Depot. I have a idea.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
We should all be grateful that immigrants stopped eating house pets in Ohio the second the debate was over.
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 AM
We should all be grateful that immigrants stopped eating house pets in Ohio the second the debate was over.
Sure, I give off the impression I have my shit together and everything is under control - but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is slowly sliding off my foot.
December 1, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Sure, I give off the impression I have my shit together and everything is under control - but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is slowly sliding off my foot.
I'm confused when a woman tells me she just got waxed but I can still clearly see her moustache.
November 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I'm confused when a woman tells me she just got waxed but I can still clearly see her moustache.