geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
serious business casual
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
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geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
· Oct 15
me attempting to meet my own unreasonable expectations of myself
congratulations to the new super bowl lx champions the seattle football seahawks
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
congratulations to the new super bowl lx champions the seattle football seahawks
it was the [vaguely gestures over here] of times
it was the [vaguely gestures over there] of times
it was the [vaguely gestures over there] of times
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
it was the [vaguely gestures over here] of times
it was the [vaguely gestures over there] of times
it was the [vaguely gestures over there] of times
da chicago football bears are footballin
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
da chicago football bears are footballin
walking into the casino like i’m about to lose all my money and my interstellar phone/data plan at the same time #battletech
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
walking into the casino like i’m about to lose all my money and my interstellar phone/data plan at the same time #battletech
“we expect our viewers to do the critical thinking part so that we don’t have to and can’t be held accountable for it”
Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
“we expect our viewers to do the critical thinking part so that we don’t have to and can’t be held accountable for it”
@michaelastackpole.bsky.social they’re stealing your ideas again
“Minneapolis ICE shooter told longtime neighbor he was a botanist,” @people.com reports.
"He said he worked with plants, as a botanist, so he lied about what he did," she said.
people.com/ice-agent-jo...
"He said he worked with plants, as a botanist, so he lied about what he did," she said.
people.com/ice-agent-jo...
Minneapolis ICE Shooter Told Longtime Neighbor He Was a Botanist: 'I Had No Idea He Was an ICE Agent' (Exclusive)
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis on Jan. 7, once told neighbors he was a botanist, a woman who lives nearby tells PEOPLE. 'I had no idea he was an ICE agent,' she...
people.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
@michaelastackpole.bsky.social they’re stealing your ideas again
chudliest warrior is this a thi
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
chudliest warrior is this a thi
after great struggle the chicago football bears have managed to defeat cheese
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
after great struggle the chicago football bears have managed to defeat cheese
i started the fire, billy joel. please advise.
I am in the jungle, but unable to bungle, Jethro Tull. Please advise.
I fought the law and I won, The Clash. Please advise.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
i started the fire, billy joel. please advise.
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can’t believe this goober is a year old already
happy birthday frida, you little terror you
happy birthday frida, you little terror you
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
can’t believe this goober is a year old already
happy birthday frida, you little terror you
happy birthday frida, you little terror you
me: “i’m going to start the new year sober with a clear head”
the new year: “lol…lmfao even”
the new year: “lol…lmfao even”
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
me: “i’m going to start the new year sober with a clear head”
the new year: “lol…lmfao even”
the new year: “lol…lmfao even”
my resolution?
same as every year: do better
same as every year: do better
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
my resolution?
same as every year: do better
same as every year: do better
i found the new official shirt of bluesky
December 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i found the new official shirt of bluesky
my phone: “device left behind…”
me, staring at the device in question as it sits in my briefcase: “you sure about that?”
me, staring at the device in question as it sits in my briefcase: “you sure about that?”
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
my phone: “device left behind…”
me, staring at the device in question as it sits in my briefcase: “you sure about that?”
me, staring at the device in question as it sits in my briefcase: “you sure about that?”
honk honk for the seahonks
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
honk honk for the seahonks
holy crap i have played through this demo so many times already and wishlisted it on steam i cannot wait to see what the full version looks like this is amazing
Do you like roguelike games? Do you like Puzzle Quest? Do you wish both of those were in the same place? You're in luck: kfsoftware.itch.io/puzzlerogue
Puzzle Rogue is early access, playable in-browser! It's fully featured and you can play through the first area. Let us know if you slay the Wyvern!
Puzzle Rogue is early access, playable in-browser! It's fully featured and you can play through the first area. Let us know if you slay the Wyvern!
Puzzle Rogue by Kittehface Software
A roguelike inspired by the original Puzzle Quest!
kfsoftware.itch.io
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
holy crap i have played through this demo so many times already and wishlisted it on steam i cannot wait to see what the full version looks like this is amazing
me suddenly realizing that i can’t call the dog “goofball” because she loves chasing the ball so much that any invocation of the word “ball” in any context means that it’s ball chase time in her tiny brain and i cannot
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
me suddenly realizing that i can’t call the dog “goofball” because she loves chasing the ball so much that any invocation of the word “ball” in any context means that it’s ball chase time in her tiny brain and i cannot
wife asked for “chocolate chip biscuits, like american style though”
made chocolate chip buttermilk scones
it’s super effective
made chocolate chip buttermilk scones
it’s super effective
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
wife asked for “chocolate chip biscuits, like american style though”
made chocolate chip buttermilk scones
it’s super effective
made chocolate chip buttermilk scones
it’s super effective
the finished product
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the finished product
doing gumbo roux on an induction burner might be the best cooking hack i’ve ever come up with it’s basically cheating
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
doing gumbo roux on an induction burner might be the best cooking hack i’ve ever come up with it’s basically cheating
Reposted by geeves speezerton
Do you like roguelike games? Do you like Puzzle Quest? Do you wish both of those were in the same place? You're in luck: kfsoftware.itch.io/puzzlerogue
Puzzle Rogue is early access, playable in-browser! It's fully featured and you can play through the first area. Let us know if you slay the Wyvern!
Puzzle Rogue is early access, playable in-browser! It's fully featured and you can play through the first area. Let us know if you slay the Wyvern!
Puzzle Rogue by Kittehface Software
A roguelike inspired by the original Puzzle Quest!
kfsoftware.itch.io
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do you like roguelike games? Do you like Puzzle Quest? Do you wish both of those were in the same place? You're in luck: kfsoftware.itch.io/puzzlerogue
Puzzle Rogue is early access, playable in-browser! It's fully featured and you can play through the first area. Let us know if you slay the Wyvern!
Puzzle Rogue is early access, playable in-browser! It's fully featured and you can play through the first area. Let us know if you slay the Wyvern!
any time someone tells me they’re into “true crime”
lol no you’re not
lmfao even you have no clue
lol no you’re not
lmfao even you have no clue
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
any time someone tells me they’re into “true crime”
lol no you’re not
lmfao even you have no clue
lol no you’re not
lmfao even you have no clue
no confirmation yet but initial reports suggest i may have collected enough cursed objects to fulfill the prophecy
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
no confirmation yet but initial reports suggest i may have collected enough cursed objects to fulfill the prophecy