geeves speezerton
@gspeezy.bsky.social
serious business casual
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
here for entertainment purposes only
not the complaint department
why can’t you just sweep the floor like a normal person jerry
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
why can’t you just sweep the floor like a normal person jerry
or in some instances “this person never shut up about their grievances regardless of how minor”
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
or in some instances “this person never shut up about their grievances regardless of how minor”
used mostly for scrubbing carpets and
wait that’s not what you mea
wait that’s not what you mea
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
used mostly for scrubbing carpets and
wait that’s not what you mea
wait that’s not what you mea
rumor has it they dared to host not one but two summer olympics that were better than any hosted by the united states
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
rumor has it they dared to host not one but two summer olympics that were better than any hosted by the united states
always felt like the ghost bears got a really raw deal (of all the invader clans they seemed maybe the least insane and most honest)
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
always felt like the ghost bears got a really raw deal (of all the invader clans they seemed maybe the least insane and most honest)
“what do you mean the air isn’t supposed to smell like that sounds like woke to me”
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“what do you mean the air isn’t supposed to smell like that sounds like woke to me”
“brb conquering sommerset lol”
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“brb conquering sommerset lol”
find you a woman who’s eight feet tall and can rip the armor off a timberwolf like it’s a band-aid
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
find you a woman who’s eight feet tall and can rip the armor off a timberwolf like it’s a band-aid
“do not speak to super happy fun ball”
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“do not speak to super happy fun ball”
is this a jimmy buffet reference
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
is this a jimmy buffet reference
big fat quiz gonna be lit this year
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
big fat quiz gonna be lit this year
i believe in u kace <3
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i believe in u kace <3
“are you trained in demolitions or pyrotechnics or…no i guess witness protection maybe?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“are you trained in demolitions or pyrotechnics or…no i guess witness protection maybe?”
“you just don’t understand how to use the right prompts” -someone who absolutely has no clue what they’re talking about
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“you just don’t understand how to use the right prompts” -someone who absolutely has no clue what they’re talking about
squash? looks more pear shaped to me (they love being roasted)
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
squash? looks more pear shaped to me (they love being roasted)
[pete rose, returning as a banshee]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
[pete rose, returning as a banshee]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i’m at where the kingdome imploded
i’m at where the mariners imploded
i’m at where the kingdome mariners imploded
i’m at where the mariners imploded
i’m at where the kingdome mariners imploded
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i’m at where the kingdome imploded
i’m at where the mariners imploded
i’m at where the kingdome mariners imploded
i’m at where the mariners imploded
i’m at where the kingdome mariners imploded
don’t get patton’d
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
don’t get patton’d
and yet somehow it has
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
and yet somehow it has