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Grumpy Zeus
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I don't like Republicans
Post of the week!!!
He really seems to be spiraling...even though it's hard to tell where the beginning of the spiral started.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Notice Trump's heartfelt concern for the survivors...🙄
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Merry Christmas monotheists.

May your time with family and friends, and memories of those no longer here, be a blessing.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
All I want for Christmas is an end to the Republican version of monotheism.
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well, the 6 fascists on the Supremacy Court won't like that Order by the Federal Judge.

Alito's wife has already hung an effigy of Zaid from the family flagpole.
A federal judge has blocked the Trump admin's effort to strip attorney Mark Zaid's security clearance.

Zaid represented a whistleblower whose complaint led to Trump's first impeachment.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wouldn't Rudolph's nose color be shifted to the blue when he's coming TOWARD my chimney?

My insurance better cover the damage when the doppler blue-shifted Rudolph takes out my dormer.
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Santa knows Physics…
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Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
On this Christmas Eve we all need to remember to laugh:

Here's the easiest way to do that:

Grab a glass of wine, sit back, and just think about Moses Mike Johnson telling us Trump was working undercover as an FBI Informant to prosecute Epstein.
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Bari Weiss tells CBS employees to interview with Thanos. From her email to CBS staff:

"For the media to be trusted we need to give Thanos a chance to explain why he murdered half of all life in the Universe. Until we do that, all news coverage of death is hereby paused."
December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Bondi and Blanche hate the survivors of Epstein for imposing the very concept of Justice on a corrupted DOJ.

The document releases are designed to frustrate the survivors and victimize them again.

We all need to realize the depth of Bondi and Blanche's depravity.
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
BREAKING FUTURE NEWS:

CBS has announced it will not run any stories on the Epstein files until Trump is given an hour of prime air time to deny everything.
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Grumpy Zeus
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I say we fuck Carvana with a nasty boycott.
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December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Official Notice:

The United States confirms this will hereafter, and in perpetuity, be known as the:

Donald J. Trump Steaming Pile of Dogshit.
December 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bari Weiss and CBS have ordered all local affiliates to get Donald Trump's comment on all weather forecasts.

(There was a time a Parody disclaimer would have been unnecessary.)
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Found a use for A.I. Slop...
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump committed an act of necrophilia on John F. Kennedy.
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Putting Trump in charge of the economy is like putting Lindsey Halligan in charge of Grand Jury presentations.
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
George Washington fucked up the economy but good. Thank goodness we're finally back on track. 🙄
Pretty wild that back in November 2024 Trump was taking credit for the economy but now a year in it’s Biden’s fault.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Did Tulsi gabbard defect ( I mean transfer ) to Russia?

Haven't heard a peep from her lately.
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump's insane response to the death of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele is now the official position of the Administration, as Trump determined his rant was sufficiently important to be swiftly included in the White House Rapid Response account.

Celebration of murder is now official policy.
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Irredeemable
I’m not often lost for words but…
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Brown Shooting:

Trump said: ""What a terrible thing it is and all we can do right now is pray for the victims."

You're wrong Trump, that's not all we can do.
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This maniac ‪@scorpiosyzygy.bsky.social blames shooting victims for standing next to the apparent intended target of the murderer.

In another post ‪@scorpiosyzygy.bsky.social says it's "not his fault" the shooter killed more than one person because Australia isn't expected to have Jews there.

FU
It was an attack against a genocidal rabbi. Everyone else shouldn’t have been standing next to/interacting with a known genocide supporter. The last place I’d think to find Jewish people is Australia
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The only one Trump ended was the war on measles.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The purpose is cruelty...not law enforcement.

She KNOWS deportation of veterans who smoked pot 30 years ago has no protective purpose. Her goal is to create fear by destroying lives, and using that fear to then destroy democracy.

She's a fascist.
I love Kristi Noem insisting that no matter how insignificant the long past crime or messed up paperwork, people must be deported. The law is the law and there can be no exceptions.

But drug kingpins, rapists and wealthy fraudsters get pardoned because Trump feels they were treated "unfairly."
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM