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Blorbo
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Dumb guy in PDX
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Super cool that my company's insurance open enrollment period has no overlap with my wife's company's. So we just get to guess on which will have the better plan without getting to compare. Good system
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's no law saying I can't have a bath in the middle of the day working from home
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Aw great what's this asshole want
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I continue to have absolutely no idea how the intentional grounding rule works. Just no clue
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Obviously not the craziest part of the indictment, but still find it weird that a house staffer is driving a Maserati
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Having a second Caesar salad in as many days? It's more likely than you might think
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
She's a beaut
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
She loves the stove
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Got a good reminder of why I hate driving so much. Was going downtown for an appointment, apparently too slowly. Guy in a lifted truck behind me swerves around me into the bike lane and starts screaming slurs at me before speeding off. Good stuff
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My wife's work is having an "AI pumpkin carving" contest for Halloween. People are supposed to submit AI pumpkin images. Just unimaginably bleak
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Whatever happens in Maine is simply none of my business. Don't really care to know what they get up to over there
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Saw some nice colors today
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by Blorbo
even with all this shit i'd rather be dead in portland than alive anywhere else
October 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Things are getting really barbaric in Portland
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Never got why people say "Bread and Circuses" like it's a bad thing. I want the government to give me some bread and put on a circus. Sounds dope as hell
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Getting kind of tired of the dumbest, cruelest people alive ruling over us
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ah fuck I forgot to do any work at work today
September 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Took a little nap and woke up the tiredest I've ever been in my life
August 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cracked open an NA beer while working from home today. Feel like an absolute deviant
August 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The dude from the Dandy Warhols threw out the first pitch
August 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Loving the environmental storytelling at the bus stop tonight
August 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hell yeah
July 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
mfw there's a transit survey mid set at the comedy show at Laurelhurst
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Saw a cool spider doing spider stuff
July 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM