jsc
grubernaut.bsky.social
jsc
@grubernaut.bsky.social
trying my best

Eng at EpicGames
The hell you doing this for?
Wyatt Earp is my friend
Hell, I got lots of friends
I don’t

Kilmer should have gotten an Oscar, RIP
April 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have two guns, one for each of ya
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You know I got that Hog in me
March 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Continually cycling between “going heads-down at work to distract myself from Musk’s coup” and “how tf is anyone supposed to work in these conditions?”
February 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Happy February! ❤️🎶
February 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
> Running perf script [10m]

...help
January 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"It's time to wash the washing machine", please....
What next? I need to wash my dishwasher?
Grow up.
January 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Is it burnout or vitamin d deficiency, we may never know
January 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
New year, new man made horrors
December 31, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Spaghetti is just pizza poke
December 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
December 13, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Factually incorrect
Baja Blast is the superior Dew. I will not be taking questions at this time.
December 12, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Ya I’ll take a Diet Coke.
Extra crispy please
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Remember when Rick and Morty first came out and every turbonormie thought it was the smartest show in existence
December 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
New #poe skill tree looks dope
#NASAWebb recently found a galaxy that not only existed around 600 million years after the big bang, but is also similar to what our Milky Way galaxy’s mass might have been at the same stage of development. See its 10 distinct star clusters: webbtelescope.pub/3O5IJUD 🔭 🧪
December 11, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Blindly following “best practices”
AKA outsourcing critical thought
December 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
help, I'm once again considering going back to emacs
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
People who haven’t played #pathofexile, logging in to poe2 Friday
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 PM
We used to be a proper nation
December 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
type skeet... erase... discard...
we only spark feelings that emit joy here
December 4, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Hang on a minute… you mean to tell me this ball is made of cheese?
December 3, 2024 at 5:27 PM
If you have, read The Starless Sea by @erinmorgenstern.bsky.social
Who among us hasn’t dreamt of slowly descending down a stone spiral staircase with a torch in hand and discovering a hidden candlelit library filled with thousands of centuries-old novels and being welcomed by a cantankerous yet endearing library ghost?
December 3, 2024 at 5:14 AM
That Marantz tho
His and Hers shelves for the month ❄️🎶
December 3, 2024 at 1:27 AM
ope, daddy
My toddler: that’s my water, Daddy
My husband: no, that’s potato salad

A common midwestern mistake, I’d wager
December 2, 2024 at 11:54 PM