Was digging through the IWasPoisoned account yesterday and it's fun that every one of those posts is like "I ate a jet-black strawberry that was moving for some reason and got diarrhea. This is the third time this has happened"
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Was digging through the IWasPoisoned account yesterday and it's fun that every one of those posts is like "I ate a jet-black strawberry that was moving for some reason and got diarrhea. This is the third time this has happened"
I used to see Mario and just scream and scream. But not anymore
October 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I used to see Mario and just scream and scream. But not anymore
deezer I don't think you know what the term nu metal refers to
September 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
deezer I don't think you know what the term nu metal refers to
Don't throw away all those useless leaves. They contain Compounds
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Don't throw away all those useless leaves. They contain Compounds
one of my more disgusting traits is that I like diet mountain dew probably even more than the normal kind
August 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
one of my more disgusting traits is that I like diet mountain dew probably even more than the normal kind
slamming the Chinese button so hard my arm shears off in a shower of gore, killing me and rendering ghe question moot
If you could only eat one kind of food for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
A. Italian
B. Mexican
C. Soul Food
D. Chinese
E. BBQ
F. Your random choice
A. Italian
B. Mexican
C. Soul Food
D. Chinese
E. BBQ
F. Your random choice
July 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
slamming the Chinese button so hard my arm shears off in a shower of gore, killing me and rendering ghe question moot
You shouldn't say things like this
July 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You shouldn't say things like this
I can hear Frasier reading this headline with disdain
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I can hear Frasier reading this headline with disdain
(tearfully) I wish I screamed like Homer
June 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
(tearfully) I wish I screamed like Homer
these merchandising deals are getting out of hand
June 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these merchandising deals are getting out of hand
bluesky hates nothing more than when you're logged into your account. "Welcome back to BlueSky! Now get the hell out." I'm trying to absentmindedly scroll here not try to remember whatever dumbass password I chose last time I reset it
June 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
bluesky hates nothing more than when you're logged into your account. "Welcome back to BlueSky! Now get the hell out." I'm trying to absentmindedly scroll here not try to remember whatever dumbass password I chose last time I reset it
Reposted by Alex
this is the real use case for AI: creating a centralized source of "truth" that can be altered at the whim of its fascist owners. technology cannot be disconnected from its financial backing & political consequences. pretending it "could be useful" in a vacuum is a fantasy. bsky.app/profile/pale...
June 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
this is the real use case for AI: creating a centralized source of "truth" that can be altered at the whim of its fascist owners. technology cannot be disconnected from its financial backing & political consequences. pretending it "could be useful" in a vacuum is a fantasy. bsky.app/profile/pale...
I made eye contact with Bono while delivering the vodka and tonic he requested for his green room
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I made eye contact with Bono while delivering the vodka and tonic he requested for his green room
it's weird to me they still keep pitching AI on its ability to automate fun/creativity out of life rather than the boring stuff it's more well suited for. There is a lot of monotonous shit involved in game dev but Sweeny here is excited to bypass the thing that gives your game a personality instead
June 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it's weird to me they still keep pitching AI on its ability to automate fun/creativity out of life rather than the boring stuff it's more well suited for. There is a lot of monotonous shit involved in game dev but Sweeny here is excited to bypass the thing that gives your game a personality instead
beyond auto-complete popping up for things I've typed many times I have never in my life wanted my computer to guess what I want or suggest something to me, let alone perform broad, user-input level actions on my behalf without me asking. But I guess "end user utility" is not really the point here
Google’s ‘universal AI assistant’ prototype can now do stuff for you — and you don’t even have to ask
Google’s universal AI assistant prototype just got a wild new feature
Are you ready for an AI bot that can just pipe up whenever it has something to say?
buff.ly
May 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
beyond auto-complete popping up for things I've typed many times I have never in my life wanted my computer to guess what I want or suggest something to me, let alone perform broad, user-input level actions on my behalf without me asking. But I guess "end user utility" is not really the point here
dunno why nerds are trying to keep their books in pristine condition. It's fine to dog ear pages and crack the spine and spill food and coffee all over the pages and throw the book down the fucking stairs and use it as a pillow and run it over with you car. That's how people know you loved the book
May 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
dunno why nerds are trying to keep their books in pristine condition. It's fine to dog ear pages and crack the spine and spill food and coffee all over the pages and throw the book down the fucking stairs and use it as a pillow and run it over with you car. That's how people know you loved the book
Goodbye John Paul Andringo
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Goodbye John Paul Andringo
following this culling, Netflix has had their tv library reduced to a mere 99999 one-season shows you have never heard anyone mention outside of an article
May 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
following this culling, Netflix has had their tv library reduced to a mere 99999 one-season shows you have never heard anyone mention outside of an article
how about in addition to verified accounts they have vilified accounts. And if you're vilified you have a little red butterfly or whatever the verification symbol is here on your name like an invader in a Souls game and your replies cause damage to the OP's account. How about that
April 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
how about in addition to verified accounts they have vilified accounts. And if you're vilified you have a little red butterfly or whatever the verification symbol is here on your name like an invader in a Souls game and your replies cause damage to the OP's account. How about that
good, thank you. something else to worry about
April 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
good, thank you. something else to worry about
