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Alex
@grozlam.bsky.social
lesser ape
leveling glue gun to be used until it starts proccing Glue Rain at age 40
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
well the good thing is if you get sick of getting your ass beat on the snake riding level you can stop and play... Ninja Gaiden 2
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
it's the children who are strong
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the fire in movies burns eternal
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Quentin Tarantino is known to sometimes borrow from other films
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
40 something days til Christmas
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
can't spell yacht without several letters from couth
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
hey man nice banana peel
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Curtis Siivagunner
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
she needs another dew, can't be sleeping at a time like this
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you are gravely injured the paramedics will do this for you
October 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
when someone says "nice strawman" to me I say "Begone from my field"
October 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
you can imply all sorts of shit on here
October 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
first come first served
September 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
they could do a countdown like new years. 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! and then great great great great grandpa explodes
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
getting laid off in my socks
September 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
as good a place as any for it, I suppose
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the irresponsible hotelier
September 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Grimey was killed for his beliefs (that he was Homer Simpson)
September 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
a fish bangs a manbroad
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
bringing a bunch of loose bullets I carved messages into in case I miss my heroic single sniper shot and have to breach-load multiple additional shots
September 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM