GrouchyTurtle
@grouchyturtle.bsky.social
Vegan, MTG gaming, Hockey
(I only play bad decks)
Now GrouchyTurtle on MTGO!
(I only play bad decks)
Now GrouchyTurtle on MTGO!
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GrouchyTurtle
@grouchyturtle.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Anyone else on this app piping they bile sloppily?
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5-0 with Blue Tron in Legacy! Deck has been very good since I built it yesterday. Thanks to Delthar for inspiration.
It is a cheap pile that has been undefeated vs UB so far. Let me know if you try it. Plenty of stuff to tinker with.
It is a cheap pile that has been undefeated vs UB so far. Let me know if you try it. Plenty of stuff to tinker with.
August 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
5-0 with Blue Tron in Legacy! Deck has been very good since I built it yesterday. Thanks to Delthar for inspiration.
It is a cheap pile that has been undefeated vs UB so far. Let me know if you try it. Plenty of stuff to tinker with.
It is a cheap pile that has been undefeated vs UB so far. Let me know if you try it. Plenty of stuff to tinker with.
I’m not one for ban discourse. But when you’re able to 5-0 with lingering souls in the year 2025 maybe something in the shell is a little too good…
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
June 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m not one for ban discourse. But when you’re able to 5-0 with lingering souls in the year 2025 maybe something in the shell is a little too good…
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
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Won the Wednesday night Legacy Challenge with Oops. I think Conjurer's Bauble is better than Harvester but I'm still testing it.
2-1 ant
1-2 ub tempo
2-0 bant nadu
2-1 wubg beanstalk
2-1 rw painter
2-0 moon stompy
QF: 2-0 moon stompy
SF: 2-0 sultai beanstalk
F: 2-1 sultai beanstalk
2-1 ant
1-2 ub tempo
2-0 bant nadu
2-1 wubg beanstalk
2-1 rw painter
2-0 moon stompy
QF: 2-0 moon stompy
SF: 2-0 sultai beanstalk
F: 2-1 sultai beanstalk
April 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Won the Wednesday night Legacy Challenge with Oops. I think Conjurer's Bauble is better than Harvester but I'm still testing it.
2-1 ant
1-2 ub tempo
2-0 bant nadu
2-1 wubg beanstalk
2-1 rw painter
2-0 moon stompy
QF: 2-0 moon stompy
SF: 2-0 sultai beanstalk
F: 2-1 sultai beanstalk
2-1 ant
1-2 ub tempo
2-0 bant nadu
2-1 wubg beanstalk
2-1 rw painter
2-0 moon stompy
QF: 2-0 moon stompy
SF: 2-0 sultai beanstalk
F: 2-1 sultai beanstalk
Define your musical taste in 6 bands/artists
1. The Who
2. Meat Loaf
3. Thin Lizzy
4. The New Pornographers
5. Cheap Trick
6. Guided by Voices
1. The Who
2. Meat Loaf
3. Thin Lizzy
4. The New Pornographers
5. Cheap Trick
6. Guided by Voices
Define your musical taste in 6 bands/artists
1. Daft Punk
2. System of a Down
3. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
4. Pendulum
5. Rage Against the Machine
6. Sabaton
Honourable mentions: Prodigy, Magic Sword, TWRP, FatDog
1. Daft Punk
2. System of a Down
3. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
4. Pendulum
5. Rage Against the Machine
6. Sabaton
Honourable mentions: Prodigy, Magic Sword, TWRP, FatDog
Define your musical taste in 6 bands/artists
1. Taylor Swift
2. Wolf Parade
3. Neutral Milk Hotel
4. Pendulum
5. Radiohead
6. Dashboard Confessional
1. Taylor Swift
2. Wolf Parade
3. Neutral Milk Hotel
4. Pendulum
5. Radiohead
6. Dashboard Confessional
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Define your musical taste in 6 bands/artists
1. The Who
2. Meat Loaf
3. Thin Lizzy
4. The New Pornographers
5. Cheap Trick
6. Guided by Voices
1. The Who
2. Meat Loaf
3. Thin Lizzy
4. The New Pornographers
5. Cheap Trick
6. Guided by Voices
Challenge top 4 with PO fleshraker. Deck Busto
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
March 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Challenge top 4 with PO fleshraker. Deck Busto
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
Reposted by GrouchyTurtle
Legacy Challenge 3/5
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 u painter
2-1 eldrazi
0-2 PO
2-0 u painter
2-0 eldrazi
QF: 2-0 yorion bw dnt
SF: 1-2 ub reanimator
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 u painter
2-1 eldrazi
0-2 PO
2-0 u painter
2-0 eldrazi
QF: 2-0 yorion bw dnt
SF: 1-2 ub reanimator
March 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Legacy Challenge 3/5
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 u painter
2-1 eldrazi
0-2 PO
2-0 u painter
2-0 eldrazi
QF: 2-0 yorion bw dnt
SF: 1-2 ub reanimator
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 u painter
2-1 eldrazi
0-2 PO
2-0 u painter
2-0 eldrazi
QF: 2-0 yorion bw dnt
SF: 1-2 ub reanimator
Got Second place in the legacy challenge tonight with my fair creature juke SB plan.
close to winning it all but not close enough!
close to winning it all but not close enough!
February 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Got Second place in the legacy challenge tonight with my fair creature juke SB plan.
close to winning it all but not close enough!
close to winning it all but not close enough!
🏆SMOOPS TROPHY ALERT 🏆
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
February 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🏆SMOOPS TROPHY ALERT 🏆
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
🏆 Oops! all bangers SB trophy 🏆
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
February 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🏆 Oops! all bangers SB trophy 🏆
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
🚨 Oops Trophy alert 🚨
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
🚨 Oops Trophy alert 🚨
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
Oops trophy 🏆
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
February 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oops trophy 🏆
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
Challenge WIN!!
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
February 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Challenge WIN!!
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
Trophy #2 of the season this time with a UB version of oops. I was getting fed up with losing to things like double leyline of the void so I wanted the oracles. Decided to try FoW for prison/stompy matchups and even with the incredibly low U count (17 after boarding) it felt great in the matchup
January 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trophy #2 of the season this time with a UB version of oops. I was getting fed up with losing to things like double leyline of the void so I wanted the oracles. Decided to try FoW for prison/stompy matchups and even with the incredibly low U count (17 after boarding) it felt great in the matchup
Started playing some more mtgo again and got a trophy with this sweet oops list!
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
January 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Started playing some more mtgo again and got a trophy with this sweet oops list!
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
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It's noteworthy that the most fun and dynamic games I'm having in Legacy right now are while playing Oops All Spells
December 31, 2024 at 11:07 PM
It's noteworthy that the most fun and dynamic games I'm having in Legacy right now are while playing Oops All Spells
BRO THESE MODERN UNBANS ARE WILDDDDDDDD TIME TO BE A MODERN GAMER 😎😎😎😎😎 GSZ+TITAN = AMULET TIER 0
December 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
BRO THESE MODERN UNBANS ARE WILDDDDDDDD TIME TO BE A MODERN GAMER 😎😎😎😎😎 GSZ+TITAN = AMULET TIER 0
Ain’t no format like a diddymurk standard
December 10, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Ain’t no format like a diddymurk standard
Finished 5-2 top 16 in challenge tonight with a LOT of sloppy play using @gerryt.bsky.social ‘s R/G list having not really touched standard before.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
December 9, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Finished 5-2 top 16 in challenge tonight with a LOT of sloppy play using @gerryt.bsky.social ‘s R/G list having not really touched standard before.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
I love how they felt the need to message me after the game @mtgosalt.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I love how they felt the need to message me after the game @mtgosalt.bsky.social
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
December 1, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
New profile picture who dis?
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
New profile picture who dis?
OH BOY AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE????
BACK HOME AND WE BOOTED UP SOME GOOD OL MTGO AND HAVE CONTINUED THIS HOT STREAK.
2-9 ACROSS 4 LEAGUES ????
LETS GOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
BACK HOME AND WE BOOTED UP SOME GOOD OL MTGO AND HAVE CONTINUED THIS HOT STREAK.
2-9 ACROSS 4 LEAGUES ????
LETS GOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
Played at Eternal Weekend NA and KILLED IT.
EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS:
2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
1-2 UG omnitell 👨🔬
1-2 mono red stompy 🌕
1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯
EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS:
1-2 Burn 🔥
2-1 DNT 🦁
1-2 BUG Beans 🫘
28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS:
2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
1-2 UG omnitell 👨🔬
1-2 mono red stompy 🌕
1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯
EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS:
1-2 Burn 🔥
2-1 DNT 🦁
1-2 BUG Beans 🫘
28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
November 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
OH BOY AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE????
BACK HOME AND WE BOOTED UP SOME GOOD OL MTGO AND HAVE CONTINUED THIS HOT STREAK.
2-9 ACROSS 4 LEAGUES ????
LETS GOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
BACK HOME AND WE BOOTED UP SOME GOOD OL MTGO AND HAVE CONTINUED THIS HOT STREAK.
2-9 ACROSS 4 LEAGUES ????
LETS GOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
Played at Eternal Weekend NA and KILLED IT.
EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS:
2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
1-2 UG omnitell 👨🔬
1-2 mono red stompy 🌕
1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯
EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS:
1-2 Burn 🔥
2-1 DNT 🦁
1-2 BUG Beans 🫘
28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS:
2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
1-2 UG omnitell 👨🔬
1-2 mono red stompy 🌕
1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯
EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS:
1-2 Burn 🔥
2-1 DNT 🦁
1-2 BUG Beans 🫘
28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
November 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Played at Eternal Weekend NA and KILLED IT.
EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS:
2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
1-2 UG omnitell 👨🔬
1-2 mono red stompy 🌕
1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯
EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS:
1-2 Burn 🔥
2-1 DNT 🦁
1-2 BUG Beans 🫘
28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS:
2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
1-2 UG omnitell 👨🔬
1-2 mono red stompy 🌕
1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑
DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯
EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS:
1-2 Burn 🔥
2-1 DNT 🦁
1-2 BUG Beans 🫘
28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.
Reposted by GrouchyTurtle
Finished 23rd at EW Pitt with UB Oops
2-0 ub froginator
2-0 mystic forge
2-0 moon stompy
2-1 moon stompy
2-0 r painter
0-2 8cast
2-1 mystic forge
1-2 wubr control
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 uw stiflenought
2-0 ant
2-0 ub froginator
2-0 mystic forge
2-0 moon stompy
2-1 moon stompy
2-0 r painter
0-2 8cast
2-1 mystic forge
1-2 wubr control
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 uw stiflenought
2-0 ant
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Finished 23rd at EW Pitt with UB Oops
2-0 ub froginator
2-0 mystic forge
2-0 moon stompy
2-1 moon stompy
2-0 r painter
0-2 8cast
2-1 mystic forge
1-2 wubr control
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 uw stiflenought
2-0 ant
2-0 ub froginator
2-0 mystic forge
2-0 moon stompy
2-1 moon stompy
2-0 r painter
0-2 8cast
2-1 mystic forge
1-2 wubr control
2-1 eldrazi
2-1 uw stiflenought
2-0 ant
Finished 7-2 in the 350 player legacy showcase challenge which was good for 23rd with my breakers 😭playing a deck I hadn’t touched before today. FROG IS BUSTED. Also the 61st card griselbrand was real good, the extra fatty to dump to frog and thoughtseize was clutch all day.
@fireshoes.bsky.social
@fireshoes.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Finished 7-2 in the 350 player legacy showcase challenge which was good for 23rd with my breakers 😭playing a deck I hadn’t touched before today. FROG IS BUSTED. Also the 61st card griselbrand was real good, the extra fatty to dump to frog and thoughtseize was clutch all day.
@fireshoes.bsky.social
@fireshoes.bsky.social